FabSwingers.com forum: What shall I get my dad for his birthday...?

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...seems like everyone's asking inane questions atm, so I'll join in.

The old fart is 66 and likes technology, gadgets and women's boobs.

Answers on a postcard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gift experience - to the blow job workshop

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sex robot but save your cash and just buy the torso.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plugin photo frame with a memory card loaded with big natural tits vol's 1-10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...seems like everyone's asking inane questions atm, so I'll join in.

The old fart is 66 and likes technology, gadgets and women's boobs.

Answers on a postcard..."
kindle fire with a years subscription to juggs lol

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

(this thread is only to remind me to do something about it this year and not forget again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a lapdance. Rather 5 mins of real boobs then a lifetime of pictures! That's just cruelty lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your budget?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Budget? No idea...

Whatever I can get away with...

What were you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gift experience - to the blow job workshop

I LIKE YOUR THINKING - I should add then that my BJ workshop is now available as a Red Letter Experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Budget? No idea...

Whatever I can get away with...

What were you thinking?"

I have big boobs

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...and you cannot lie?

He'd probably enjoy that. He gave my mum a badge for her birthday one year that said:

"Women with small breast have big hearts"

She wasn't impressed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd go with some kind of experience day.

My dads easy, I get him the same thing each year a bunch of flowers

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A helicopter ride over Studland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him on holiday. If he likes titties that much then perhaps Cap de Agde?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"...seems like everyone's asking inane questions atm, so I'll join in.

The old fart is 66 and likes technology, gadgets and women's boobs.

Answers on a postcard..."

A boob pillow that sings a lullaby. Sorted.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I found this thing in a charity shop earlier in the year, a massively heavy bakerlite cuboid electrical resistance tester from the 1930s, in it's original leather case.

It works like a proto-taser.

He liked that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karting, off road driving, paintballing, take him camping (before it gets cold!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and you cannot lie?

He'd probably enjoy that. He gave my mum a badge for her birthday one year that said:

"Women with small breast have big hearts"

She wasn't impressed"

Was he insinuating she was flat chested or heartless

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Karting, off road driving, paintballing, take him camping (before it gets cold!). "

What?!

Actually spend time with him?!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A ticket to next years Effrenata?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"...and you cannot lie?

He'd probably enjoy that. He gave my mum a badge for her birthday one year that said:

"Women with small breast have big hearts"

She wasn't impressed

Was he insinuating she was flat chested or heartless

Both! loooool

(luv ya mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...seems like everyone's asking inane questions atm, so I'll join in.

The old fart is 66 and likes technology, gadgets and women's boobs.

Answers on a postcard..."
his two front teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found this thing in a charity shop earlier in the year, a massively heavy bakerlite cuboid electrical resistance tester from the 1930s, in it's original leather case.

It works like a proto-taser.

He liked that. "

My dad would have liked a present like that. How about getting him a soldering iron and some metal he can make a sculpture out of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Karting, off road driving, paintballing, take him camping (before it gets cold!). "

It's already cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and you cannot lie?

He'd probably enjoy that. He gave my mum a badge for her birthday one year that said:

"Women with small breast have big hearts"

She wasn't impressed

Was he insinuating she was flat chested or heartless

Both! loooool

(luv ya mum

Woman after my own heart lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show him this pic

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

leatherman wave or a high class call girl

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lolling all the way to the bank!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is, clearly, a new pair of slippers. Though I like the red herrings about him liking boobs etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book token and a chunky kitkat.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We're so far running to some Milky Ways and a jar of Marmite (I kid you not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Platinum membership of fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're so far running to some Milky Ways and a jar of Marmite (I kid you not)"

Marmite,great present

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A little old lady?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My Mum gave me a fire extinguisher one year.

WTF?

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