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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like magnums.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The use for coat hangers is pretty shocking too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No magnums? Will a cornetto suffice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help but laugh my arse off when I see these shots. I don't think I've ever seen a good pout

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Did mention it to one lady locally who, were it not for her liking for duck-face selfies would take a very nice picture. She appeared genuinely surprised about it and also a bit taken,aback when I told her just how naturally nice she was. Further pics have borne out the truth of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pout makes me seriously cringe . Embarrassing to see and definately not sexy x

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

Heheh trout pouts look so silly! 1 step from calling people bae and having fake bakes .. clearly all too fashionable and cool for retro shabby chic moi! x

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

Totally agree it doesnt show the best of some very pretty ladies too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heheh trout pouts look so silly! 1 step from calling people bae and having fake bakes .. clearly all too fashionable and cool for retro shabby chic moi! x "

I rather like your retro shabby chic bum!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If they want to pout let them pout, I'm not keen on women who have Scouse brows but if it's floating their boat I just let them get on with it...I can't pout to save my life I end up looking constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told off for my duck pout the other day, I don't pout that much!! I take an awful selfie if I just pull a normal fact!! Haha xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's not pouting, it's the permanent result when you suck like a Dyson.

There's a whole Cosmetic Surgery live tv show on soon, just for fab users, trying to correct the look to better resemble the vacuum attachments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

"

You've just disarmed my entire armoury...

Fortunately I still have this bottle of 'Sex Panther'...by Odeon.....

(Splashes a little on)

60% of the time it works all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to message a girl I work with and ask her to stop. She's 18, stunning, and ruining all her photos by doing a stupid face!

That was the moment I realised that I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres rubywoo when you need her?

Duckface is over its sparrow face now...welcs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

You've just disarmed my entire armoury...

Fortunately I still have this bottle of 'Sex Panther'...by Odeon.....

(Splashes a little on)

60% of the time it works all the time "

That doesn't make any sense, I'll be honest that smells like pure gasoline.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The use for coat hangers is pretty shocking too... "

It's the corby trouser press pic they wouldn't put up that's shocking lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Wheres rubywoo when you need her?

Duckface is over its sparrow face now...welcs "

Ruby woo's lips are gorgeous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my favourite look

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I was practicing 'Duck's arse' in my latest selfie..........

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have yet to master it. Plus it makes my lips look really old and the rest of my face look like a petulant teenager. How is it actually done?! I must be missing something, surely.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

"

Blue steel or magnum?...

.. um help out an idiot with translation, anyone... please?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

Blue steel or magnum?...

.. um help out an idiot with translation, anyone... please?

"

The film Zoolander. It's his signature model look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a duck's arse

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I used to have a duck's arse "

Did they make you give it back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

"

That made me laugh. Very true though. Some look 'aflicted'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have yet to master it. Plus it makes my lips look really old and the rest of my face look like a petulant teenager. How is it actually done?! I must be missing something, surely."

How to do duck face:

Best done early in the morning or following a large meal when dying for a large shit. Can also work when constipated. Hold camera as high as arm will allow. If short armed, use a tall friend or selfie stick. Turn head at unnatural angle toward camera. May need to break neck or spine to achieve this. Clench butt cheeks hard and push lips out from face to almost touch camera lens. May need to superglue lips to camera lens to achieve this. Click camera. Admire work and repeat several thousand times until iconic duck face is achieved. Post on Fab. When finished, retire to loo for much anticipated shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly off topic, but I saw this profile on another site.

Female with one pic, a headshot.

The shoulders were straight on, like normal, but the head was rotated 60 degrees + chin up 45 degrees. Neck looked like the long tube on a Hoover- all stretched.

Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies when doing selfies, please stop this ridiculous practice, not sexy looks like your squeezing out a silent fart.

And men please no blue steel or magnum.

You've just disarmed my entire armoury...

Fortunately I still have this bottle of 'Sex Panther'...by Odeon.....

(Splashes a little on)

60% of the time it works all the time

That doesn't make any sense, I'll be honest that smells like pure gasoline....."

That.. Is the sweet smell of desire m'lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a duck's arse

Did they make you give it back? "

Nah my hair falling out solved the problem.

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