FabSwingers.com forum: Tickled..... Best lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was reading through a profile a short while again and a line in it made me chuckle, it read:

"P.s. If we ever meet and you don't look like your photos, you are buying the drinks till you do!"

What have you seen that's made you laugh?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not meeting.

With three 'meet today' dogging posts up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send face pic with message

Then further down "I'll never send a face pic"

They're always a belter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was reading through a profile a short while again and a line in it made me chuckle, it read:

"P.s. If we ever meet and you don't look like your photos, you are buying the drinks till you do!"

What have you seen that's made you laugh? "

That is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been a couple of profiles that have really made me laugh. But it was more the tone of the entire profile rather than a line or two.

Some people are really creative and witty with their profiles and those are my favorite to read

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Was a status rather than a lime in a profile. Did make me smile though.

" Danny I swear down your ripped my arse..can't sit down"

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

*line, obviously

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Your status made me laugh goes and checks in mirror and counts chins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Question: How do you know you taste good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Question: How do you know you taste good?

I give every woman I meet a feedback form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Your status made me laugh goes and checks in mirror and counts chins

Haha I actually forgot I wrote that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Your status made me laugh goes and checks in mirror and counts chins

Haha I actually forgot I wrote that!

Chin bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Question: How do you know you taste good?

I give every woman I meet a feedback form

I'm afraid that's not a valid answer! that's just heresay lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Your status made me laugh goes and checks in mirror and counts chins

Haha I actually forgot I wrote that!

It's ok I was just admiring your arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Question: How do you know you taste good?

I give every woman I meet a feedback form

I'm afraid that's not a valid answer! that's just heresay lol "

Haha taste tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv not taken my profile to seriously!

Your status made me laugh goes and checks in mirror and counts chins

Haha I actually forgot I wrote that!

It's ok I was just admiring your arse..."

Why thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was a status rather than a lime in a profile. Did make me smile though.

" Danny I swear down your ripped my arse..can't sit down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was reading through a profile a short while again and a line in it made me chuckle, it read:

"P.s. If we ever meet and you don't look like your photos, you are buying the drinks till you do!"

What have you seen that's made you laugh? "
I've read that profile can't remember who's it is mind x

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