FabSwingers.com forum: Men of fab unite

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tonight I have read the fourms

Tonight I have seen how many times the women take the piss out of us.

Men of fab rise up take them to task

Reclaim the forums

DORISES unite

Got to go now les wants a coffee back soon for fourm domination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a fully paid up member of the boy gang welcome lets take back the forums or better stillteach the little ladys how to use them ...rob ere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"as a fully paid up member of the boy gang welcome lets take back the forums or better stillteach the little ladys how to use them ...rob ere "

Yep agreed lets get em lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol"

They mostly in bed why do you think i chose now to rise up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol anytimes a good time to rise up as far as im concerned, but i do like the morning

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol anytimes a good time to rise up as far as im concerned, but i do like the morning

lol"

You really not taking me seriously are you

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol

They mostly in bed why do you think i chose now to rise up"
they should be up cleaning and getting your dinner ready for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol"

Apart from when you're watching Sex and the City .. which, to be honest, is just the same as a lads prog but with girls in it gagging for a fuck. We just don't dress it all up as romance or love or commitment or some such bollox - a fuck is a fuck, and we can separate that from the more serious issues in life - like FOOTBALL!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Men Unite................

How bloody hilarious....and only two took the challenge.

Keep at it boys....am sure you will feel manly one day...

**throws rocks...**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol anytimes a good time to rise up as far as im concerned, but i do like the morning

lol

You really not taking me seriously are you

Lol x"

i didnt realise u was being serious

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol

They mostly in bed why do you think i chose now to rise upthey should be up cleaning and getting your dinner ready for work "

Les and work in the same sentence yeah right lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol

IT HAS BEGUN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol

IT HAS BEGUN"

i think im in the wrong posse....i wud rather watch footy any day than sex in the shaggin city...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think im in the wrong posse"

I said that in the dark room at Chams once..... oh, sorry, u said POSSE! hehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"lol, there's more of us on here than u mardy men , ;0)

( where the hell is the pussy posse ) lol

IT HAS BEGUN

i think im in the wrong posse....i wud rather watch footy any day than sex in the shaggin city...

Not wrong posse hun.

Football (as much as they are a bunch of daft pansies) does have its "up" side.

Or is that the "off" side...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh god its turned into a football thread rather watch paint dry sorry lads revolution cancelled im joining the other side pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god its turned into a football thread rather watch paint dry sorry lads revolution cancelled im joining the other side pmsl

Traitor!! hehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
piss off you weaker sex you ...go practise pool..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piss off you weaker sex you ...go practise pool..

Is this a watersports thing going on here then?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piss off you weaker sex you ...go practise pool..

Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooo you rise up ........youve lost it girl../little lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piss off you weaker sex you ...go practise pool..

Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

ahhh thats how ya do them

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piss off you weaker sex you ...go practise pool..

Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

ahhh thats how ya do them

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idont need 2 silly broom rider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now children this is a serious thread about fourum domination now pay attention!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"idont need 2 silly broom rider"

Now that really was just a sweeping statement!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your so right girls sit heel lie down roll over fetch in your kennel is that better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idont need 2 silly broom rider

Now that really was just a sweeping statement!!!

"
we wont laugh

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"idont need 2 silly broom rider

Now that really was just a sweeping statement!!!

we wont laugh "

Why??

You giving me the brush off????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!piss off you weaker sex you ...go practise pool..

Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

ahhh thats how ya do them

lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so thats your best your no possee girl step down impostor.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you already have by being ere so hope to see you on ere more on the pussy possee thread taming the ladys /daves..o and its not hard its like a walk in the park rob ere

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

See how long this one lasts, as we ALL know, they never last long.....and thats BEFORE Maddie has to threaten with her strap-on....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your so wrong keep off the thread go sitand polish maddies strap on

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Posse, another name for delusional!

Nothing new here so I'm off to bed!

Night all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men Unite................

How bloody hilarious....and only two took the challenge.

Keep at it boys....am sure you will feel manly one day...

**throws rocks...**"

You can throw all the rocks you like. You'll never hit anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men of fab unite

excuse me while i pick mtself up off the floor from laughing too much

oh dear that was fun

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"men of fab unite

excuse me while i pick mtself up off the floor from laughing too much

oh dear that was fun

See, the weaker sex, cant even stand up for long periods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can stand up perfectly well on my own lol

i only fell over cos these silly little boys think they are all big and hard and rough and tuff

pink handbag boys lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i can stand up perfectly well on my own lol

i only fell over cos these silly little boys think they are all big and hard and rough and tuff

pink handbag boys lol"

At least they make ua laughwith their idiocy...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Jeeeeeeeese its like a battle ground in here! Would have had to hide behind the sofa if id seen this last night!

So was it handbags at dawn then? Did I miss it? And where is the body buried??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeeeeeeeese its like a battle ground in here! Would have had to hide behind the sofa if id seen this last night!

So was it handbags at dawn then? Did I miss it? And where is the body buried??

"
under debutantes patio....so be careful what you say all the little boys have scurried off ..just pussies on patrol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeeeeeeeese its like a battle ground in here! Would have had to hide behind the sofa if id seen this last night!

So was it handbags at dawn then? Did I miss it? And where is the body buried??

body implies he was not breathing when buried!...oh contraire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeeeeeeeese its like a battle ground in here! Would have had to hide behind the sofa if id seen this last night!

So was it handbags at dawn then? Did I miss it? And where is the body buried??

body implies he was not breathing when buried!...oh contraire."
hes run for them thar hills hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im mighty glad I kept that snorkel I used with the last squirter, can 1 of u guys dig me up before the POSSE plug the hole in my snorkel.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im mighty glad I kept that snorkel I used with the last squirter, can 1 of u guys dig me up before the POSSE plug the hole in my snorkel.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"
SSSHHHHHHHHH !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I have read the fourms

Tonight I have seen how many times the women take the piss out of us.

Men of fab rise up take them to task

Reclaim the forums

DORISES unite

Got to go now les wants a coffee back soon for fourm domination

i take it you had to go because you had your pinny to put on and the ironing to do....god i do love a doris that knows his place in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocks at the ready posse.....we are not going to take any hostages.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i take it you had to go because you had your pinny to put on and the ironing to do....god i do love a doris that knows his place in the world"

Women wear aprons in the kitchen coz they're too messy to cook without one. Come to think of it, only women are called 'cooks' - men are called 'chefs'. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have heard men called far more worse things than chefs pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i take it you had to go because you had your pinny to put on and the ironing to do....god i do love a doris that knows his place in the world

Women wear aprons in the kitchen coz they're too messy to cook without one. Come to think of it, only women are called 'cooks' - men are called 'chefs'. hehehe"
whats a kitchen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i take it you had to go because you had your pinny to put on and the ironing to do....god i do love a doris that knows his place in the world

Women wear aprons in the kitchen coz they're too messy to cook without one. Come to think of it, only women are called 'cooks' - men are called 'chefs'. hehehewhats a kitchen ? "

It's a room that you girls have to colour co-ordinate your wedding dress with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i take it you had to go because you had your pinny to put on and the ironing to do....god i do love a doris that knows his place in the world

Women wear aprons in the kitchen coz they're too messy to cook without one. Come to think of it, only women are called 'cooks' - men are called 'chefs'. hehehewhats a kitchen ?

It's a room that you girls have to colour co-ordinate your wedding dress with.

"
ooh i wondered where rob kept wandering off to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's called "the pub" can u see it from the kitchen???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By fun43v3r Couple (MF) 6 minutes ago

Aberdeen

That's called "the pub" can u see it from the kitchen???

LOL....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's called "the pub" can u see it from the kitchen???"

Love it LOL...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEWS ALERT

MSP openly admits to being a Doris on First Ministers Questions

Bob Doris MSP

great work guys the movement is growing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's called "the pub" can u see it from the kitchen???

Love it LOL..."
dont encourage the dorisses ...it just makes them worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's called "the pub" can u see it from the kitchen???

Love it LOL...dont encourage the dorisses ...it just makes them worse"

Ah bless.. ya gotta feel sorry for them tho! its not their fault really its just an inbuilt thing with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's called "the pub" can u see it from the kitchen???

Love it LOL...dont encourage the dorisses ...it just makes them worse

Ah bless.. ya gotta feel sorry for them tho! its not their fault really its just an inbuilt thing with them

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ooh you learn quick

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Tonight I have read the fourms

Tonight I have seen how many times the women take the piss out of us.

Men of fab rise up take them to task

Reclaim the forums

DORISES unite

Got to go now les wants a coffee back soon for fourm domination

NO NO NO NO NO ....we are not dorises this is a name they gave us to subvert the name we gave them in pussy posse pah pt 1 .....half way down ...dont give the name doris any cred whatsoever...We are the REAL MEN ...the just pretend to be men with this oportunist attempts to fuck us with strapons ...its clearly penis envy

Give em no cred or truck they are like flies hitting a car windshield at 100 mph .,.,,no need to rally boys ...chill ...let them do the washing up cleaning ironing etc etc etc etc etc ...

and let them beat there brains out slagging us ...cus while they are doing thet ....They are missing the important stuff ...pmsl

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"See how long this one lasts, as we ALL know, they never last long.....and thats BEFORE Maddie has to threaten with her strap-on....!!"

NOTE THE STRAPON THREAT GUYS pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See how long this one lasts, as we ALL know, they never last long.....and thats BEFORE Maddie has to threaten with her strap-on....!!

NOTE THE STRAPON THREAT GUYS pmsl "

oh well PD if you carnt hack it get your jacket and dont bang the door on the way out lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

If blokes have to be Doris’s then wouldn't it be appropriate for women to be Normans or maybe Macomb’s, Mind you I suspect some of the so called women ACTUALY are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If blokes have to be Doris’s then wouldn't it be appropriate for women to be Normans or maybe Macomb’s, Mind you I suspect some of the so called women ACTUALY are!"
we are generally known as "she who must be obeyed"

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"If blokes have to be Doris’s then wouldn't it be appropriate for women to be Normans or maybe Macomb’s, Mind you I suspect some of the so called women ACTUALY are!"

Nahhhh they are all Daves .....like the one above ....oright Dave ...hows your strapon mate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If blokes have to be Doris’s then wouldn't it be appropriate for women to be Normans or maybe Macomb’s, Mind you I suspect some of the so called women ACTUALY are!

Nahhhh they are all Daves .....like the one above ....oright Dave ...hows your strapon mate..... "
dont know sweetie ...i lent it to you remember..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"If blokes have to be Doris’s then wouldn't it be appropriate for women to be Normans or maybe Macomb’s, Mind you I suspect some of the so called women ACTUALY are!

Nahhhh they are all Daves .....like the one above ....oright Dave ...hows your strapon mate..... dont know sweetie ...i lent it to you remember.."

posse rule number one..members must always be in possession of there members ...so i dont think so ..

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

My mate is called Dave and his arse looks nothing like that. Well not that i look at his arse a lot i hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think you dorises better start running, we pussies are really good at throwing them stones....once we all come on enmasse just you watch out

pleasure pussy

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i think you dorises better start running, we pussies are really good at throwing them stones....once we all come on enmasse just you watch out

pleasure pussy"

yeah yeah yeah and i bet you do it just like the stone throwers on life of brian ...false beards and everything .....go for the deep voice girl ...

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think you dorises better start running, we pussies are really good at throwing them stones....once we all come on enmasse just you watch out

pleasure pussy

yeah yeah yeah and i bet you do it just like the stone throwers on life of brian ...false beards and everything .....go for the deep voice girl ...

pmsl "
ARE there any dorisses here today.........no no no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.... Just me silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.... Just me silly!

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afternoon dude rob ere strapon kaz is cooking

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"No.... Just me silly!

afternoon dude rob ere strapon kaz is cooking

god is in his heaven and all is right with the world ..the woman cooking ...well done rob what you recon Notts a promotion for Rob to Colonel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

later to night the sisters will be all huddled round a giant strapon throwing ideas about how to get back at the boy gang then after 3mins go off and do some knitting...(maddie...wi....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Equal ranks for the boy gang... We have no need to dominate each other do we?? Just being superior to those woose posse is enough for me lol...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"later to night the sisters will be all huddled round a giant strapon throwing ideas about how to get back at the boy gang then after 3mins go off and do some knitting...(maddie...wi....)

nahhh its the caldron mate ...hubble bubble toil and ....all that ...they are a coven ....collective name for a load of posse members is a coven

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Equal ranks for the boy gang... We have no need to dominate each other do we?? Just being superior to those woose posse is enough for me lol...

yeah but a medal is fitting ...i reckon .how about the COW award ...Controlling ones WIFE Award or the LBE ..lying back and enjoying medal

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Stone throwing??

Hey we will have non of that here as there is no shrier law here, or all you women devout and wear the burkka to go out doors in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Equal ranks for the boy gang... We have no need to dominate each other do we?? Just being superior to those woose posse is enough for me lol...

yeah but a medal is fitting ...i reckon .how about the COW award ...Controlling ones WIFE Award or the LBE ..lying back and enjoying medal

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pd ..what can i say plz give me that medal she ..aka..strapon kaz will love it and polish the medal with pride

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Ooohhh dear god!

The boys are trying to manly.

Excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor from laughing too hard.

numpties the fecking lot of ya.

You will NEVER win against the Posse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Win?? Won ya daft sod... Even ya grammer needs a polish lol...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Win?? Won ya daft sod... Even ya grammer needs a polish lol...

Ain't you got some ironing to do Mr Notts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing... no!! Womens work... as you well know ohh brave one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Win?? Won ya daft sod... Even ya grammer needs a polish lol...

Ain't you got some ironing to do Mr Notts?"

get off here no mad fems allowed

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Win?? Won ya daft sod... Even ya grammer needs a polish lol...

Ain't you got some ironing to do Mr Notts?

get off here no mad fems allowed

Feck of Rob.

I'll go where I want cus I'm Bossy Pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo Stay sweety... nothing better than the mad ravings of a daft mare to make us giggle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Win?? Won ya daft sod... Even ya grammer needs a polish lol...

Ain't you got some ironing to do Mr Notts?

get off here no mad fems allowed

Feck of Rob.

I'll go where I want cus I'm Bossy Pussy!"
temper temper you daft mare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight I have read the fourms

Tonight I have seen how many times the women take the piss out of us.

Men of fab rise up take them to task

Reclaim the forums

DORISES unite

Got to go now les wants a coffee back soon for fourm domination

Give em no cred or truck they are like flies hitting a car windshield at 100 mph .,.,,no need to rally boys ...chill ...let them do the washing up cleaning ironing etc etc etc etc etc ...

and let them beat there brains out slagging us ...cus while they are doing thet ....They are missing the important stuff ...pmsl "

You missed the point PD i used the word doris so the pissy possey would know who i was on about otherwise they may have been confused lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight I have read the fourms

Tonight I have seen how many times the women take the piss out of us.

Men of fab rise up take them to task

Reclaim the forums

DORISES unite

Got to go now les wants a coffee back soon for fourm domination

Give em no cred or truck they are like flies hitting a car windshield at 100 mph .,.,,no need to rally boys ...chill ...let them do the washing up cleaning ironing etc etc etc etc etc ...

and let them beat there brains out slagging us ...cus while they are doing thet ....They are missing the important stuff ...pmsl "

You missed the point PD i used the word doris so the pissy possey would know who i was on about otherwise they may have been confused lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I have read the fourms

Tonight I have seen how many times the women take the piss out of us.

Men of fab rise up take them to task

Reclaim the forums

DORISES unite

Got to go now les wants a coffee back soon for fourm domination

Give em no cred or truck they are like flies hitting a car windshield at 100 mph .,.,,no need to rally boys ...chill ...let them do the washing up cleaning ironing etc etc etc etc etc ...

and let them beat there brains out slagging us ...cus while they are doing thet ....They are missing the important stuff ...pmsl

You missed the point PD i used the word doris so the pissy possey would know who i was on about otherwise they may have been confused lol xxx

"
lol whos confused exactly? kaz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See what i mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what i mean lol

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nooooo you doris...rob has left the building!!! this is kaz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See what i mean lol

nooooo you doris...rob has left the building!!! this is kaz

Yes i know its Kaz lol

You said whos confused

My post said i had to call us doris so the women on here would understand who we were talking about lol

So yes who is confused Kaz lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what i mean lol

nooooo you doris...rob has left the building!!! this is kaz

Yes i know its Kaz lol

You said whos confused

My post said i had to call us doris so the women on here would understand who we were talking about lol

So yes who is confused Kaz lol

"
get this rob ere now sorry dude its not her fault its late and she tired from all the house work making jam knitting cleaning out the drains cooking and looking in the mirror and telling herself she is 2nd to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See what i mean lol

nooooo you doris...rob has left the building!!! this is kaz

Yes i know its Kaz lol

You said whos confused

My post said i had to call us doris so the women on here would understand who we were talking about lol

So yes who is confused Kaz lol

get this rob ere now sorry dude its not her fault its late and she tired from all the house work making jam knitting cleaning out the drains cooking and looking in the mirror and telling herself she is 2nd to me

Lol nice to see the wise one back again i was getting brain freeze lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

am surprised she took ya muzzle off in the first place rob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

Whats she doing in that room anyway? you need to shorten the chain mate

As a guide it should be just long enough to get to the kitchen door from the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

Whats she doing in that room anyway? you need to shorten the chain mate

As a guide it should be just long enough to get to the kitchen door from the sink

"
sorted thanks iam slipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

am surprised she took ya muzzle off in the first place rob"
steady there your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

am surprised she took ya muzzle off in the first place robsteady there your thinking

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

am surprised she took ya muzzle off in the first place robsteady there your thinking

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"
stop getting your hubby to help you candy knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

am surprised she took ya muzzle off in the first place robsteady there your thinking

Did the aliens forget to remove your

anal probe?stop getting your hubby to help you candy knickers

wot????? deputy doris u talking to me with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree that the men should stand up to the daves but one thing why the feck was i doing it on my own last night lads???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a big welcome from rob kaz is by my heels at the mo.....ill let her back on soon she wonts to bite you now she says you are a cheeky bugger..its time for the muzzle

am surprised she took ya muzzle off in the first place robsteady there your thinking

Did the aliens forget to remove your

anal probe?stop getting your hubby to help you candy knickers

wot????? deputy doris u talking to me with that one"

Agreed rob that was a bit deep for a woman pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree that the men should stand up to the daves but one thing why the feck was i doing it on my own last night lads???

Where were you when i started the thread last night lol

We had all gone to bed pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree that the men should stand up to the daves but one thing why the feck was i doing it on my own last night lads???

"
you was doing fine on your own i sat and watched you on your own they couldnt keep you down ..respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was out numbered not that the daves could count but their always full of talk yawn yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was out numbered not that the daves could count but their always full of talk yawn yawn "
you had it covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is taht u rob or KAZ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you had it covered....dont think so....my arse ya did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you had it covered....dont think so....my arse ya did"
thats not lady like ..my arse...oooo your not your one of the strapon gang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you had it covered....dont think so....my arse ya did"

Handbags still waiting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you had it covered....dont think so....my arse ya didthats not lady like ..my arse...oooo your not your one of the strapon gang

well am still waiting for it to be passed around and get to my turn...have you finished with it yet rob.aka..deputy doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aint nothing big enough to cover yr arse dave lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"aint nothing big enough to cover yr arse dave lol

Whos side is this guy on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

himandher said"you had it covered....dont think so....my arse ya did" so that was my reply !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"himandher said"you had it covered....dont think so....my arse ya did" so that was my reply !!!"

Ooops blonde moment lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aint nothing big enough to cover yr arse dave lol

you trying to say i have a big arse...you cheeky git you...shame i cant return the compliment about your cock

miaow....talons extended ready for scratching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but wouldnt matter how big it was it would still get lost as heard you got the channel tunnel for a pussy pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but wouldnt matter how big it was it would still get lost as heard you got the channel tunnel for a pussy pmsl

oooooer brave talk from a man with a little dick

but dont worry i would hide my vibrators so you didnt feel inadequate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but wouldnt matter how big it was it would still get lost as heard you got the channel tunnel for a pussy pmsl

oooooer brave talk from a man with a little dick

but dont worry i would hide my vibrators so you didnt feel inadequate"
whats gash up 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah but wouldnt matter how big it was it would still get lost as heard you got the channel tunnel for a pussy pmsl

oooooer brave talk from a man with a little dick

but dont worry i would hide my vibrators so you didnt feel inadequatewhats gash up 2

Perhaps trying to tidy handbag at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it maybe be small but heay face bothered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but wouldnt matter how big it was it would still get lost as heard you got the channel tunnel for a pussy pmsl

oooooer brave talk from a man with a little dick

but dont worry i would hide my vibrators so you didnt feel inadequatewhats gash up 2

hey deputy doris

gash...or pleasure pussy which is preferable....is sitting here allowing traffic to go thru her channel tunnel...single file of course

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Why did God make man first?

Cos he wanted to give him a chance to get a word in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well hope you dont charge as much as the channel tunnel as theyed want a refund lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well hope you dont charge as much as the channel tunnel as theyed want a refund lol

Brilliant chat up lines lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but wouldnt matter how big it was it would still get lost as heard you got the channel tunnel for a pussy pmsl

oooooer brave talk from a man with a little dick

but dont worry i would hide my vibrators so you didnt feel inadequatewhats gash up 2

hey deputy doris

gash...or pleasure pussy which is preferable....is sitting here allowing traffic to go thru her channel tunnel...single file of course"
its very cold and windy in ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats coming from the tunnel thats open at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats coming from the tunnel thats open at the moment lol

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both ends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

Night same time tomorrow? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok guys its been a blast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok guys its been a blast

Night have fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok guys its been a blast

Night have fun x"
thank feck for that !!! kaz here ...nearly noddede off ..bring back pussee possee pah !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok guys its been a blast

Night have fun xthank feck for that !!! kaz here ...nearly noddede off ..bring back pussee possee pah !!!"

vacate this thread and get back to your job of pleasuring rob.....

**Peds asks wifys permission to hit ENTER*** she said NO.. lol..like I would listen to the POSSE

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"ok guys its been a blast

Night have fun xthank feck for that !!! kaz here ...nearly noddede off ..bring back pussee possee pah !!!"

teah get to bed and serve your man strapon kaz pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok guys its been a blast

Night have fun xthank feck for that !!! kaz here ...nearly noddede off ..bring back pussee possee pah !!!

teah get to bed and serve your man strapon kaz pmsl"
oi!!! stop sneaking on here when my backs turned and since when did a mere man tell me what to do ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

so good u have to repeat yourself...dont think so....hey at least i can make my tunnel smaller....wot exercise have you got for your willy.....try the ones you use for your mouth...coz it seems to have made that bigger pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so right Kaz... why let a mere man tell you what to do when we all can lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rob is back kaz and gash the strapon mares need to go graze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rob is back kaz and gash the strapon mares need to go graze

u saying you have something worthwhile to graze on.....i doubt it somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rob is back kaz and gash the strapon mares need to go graze

u saying you have something worthwhile to graze on.....i doubt it somehow"
o you do gash strapon from the possee you do

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

Says who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says all the men..... Have you finished the pots yet???

Deary me..... Wandering through the forums you are like you have no chores..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another daft mare... Should you not be making yourself look hot for a good sorting later????

These women.... I dunno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cock"
your talking again with a mouth full yet again gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cockyour talking again with a mouth full yet again gash

i would love to talk with my mouth full of gash...you any ideas how!!!

and hey as regards to my using the word willy....look at the doris who posted the genital size thread....he himself uses it...the word that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cockyour talking again with a mouth full yet again gash

i would love to talk with my mouth full of gash...you any ideas how!!!

and hey as regards to my using the word willy....look at the doris who posted the genital size thread....he himself uses it...the word that is"
rant on strapon gash heheheheeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cockyour talking again with a mouth full yet again gash

i would love to talk with my mouth full of gash...you any ideas how!!!

and hey as regards to my using the word willy....look at the doris who posted the genital size thread....he himself uses it...the word that isrant on strapon gash heheheheeh

"rant on strapon gash" is that a new sexual position u would like to try with me deputy doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cockyour talking again with a mouth full yet again gash

i would love to talk with my mouth full of gash...you any ideas how!!!

and hey as regards to my using the word willy....look at the doris who posted the genital size thread....he himself uses it...the word that isrant on strapon gash heheheheeh

"rant on strapon gash" is that a new sexual position u would like to try with me deputy doris"
yes plz strapon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well good night lads as my work here is done for one night lol

A willy .....A willy ...how old are you woman its a cock or a dick or a schlong ...its never ever a willy ...WE are Real men ....not little boys ....

ok ok you win i shall know officially call you a bunch of COCKS is that better. so does that mean Rob is now not deputy doris but deputy cockyour talking again with a mouth full yet again gash

i would love to talk with my mouth full of gash...you any ideas how!!!

and hey as regards to my using the word willy....look at the doris who posted the genital size thread....he himself uses it...the word that isrant on strapon gash heheheheeh

"rant on strapon gash" is that a new sexual position u would like to try with me deputy dorisyes plz strapon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

u supply the strap on deputy doris....andd then you can watch mmmmh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok your on .lololxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok your on .lololxxx

anytime anygirl anystrap....just dont get jealo ...big kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back at you .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back at you .xx

preferably between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of coarse open wide ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"of coarse open wide ..

dont forget the rumour...wear ya miners helmet with the light on....

trust you deputy doris to get the last word in when i go bo bo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as always iam no miner but ill gladly go mining down there if you so wish..dont have a shovel will my tongue do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as always iam no miner but ill gladly go mining down there if you so wish..dont have a shovel will my tongue do?

she rubs her genies lamp and wishes away.....a man with a tongue like a lizard will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad girl ,but like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heay i have a large tongue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bad girl ,but like it

like it....you would love it.....slaps her ass with anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bet i would..what u trying to say ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heay i have a large tongue lol

yeah you have a large tongue perhaps....but u dont like me

she sits sulking in the corner now with her rocks at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said i didnt like u? hold a hand out ..lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who said i didnt like u? hold a hand out ..lol x"

depends wots in your hand

do you have big feet perhaps???

like a man with big feet pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have big hands with long fingers wink wink lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have big hands with long fingers wink wink lol xx"

read your mail...and my pussy twitched....mmmh....hope you keep your nails short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep nails short and always clean as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yep nails short and always clean as well x"

dont worry about cleaning them....i will suck them clean afterwards

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over a year ago

Well sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well sounds good to me

guaranteed it would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All well talking about it thou but dought it will happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All well talking about it thou but dought it will happen lol "

well if the 79 bus goes past your house will call in

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"All well talking about it thou but dought it will happen lol

well if the 79 bus goes past your house will call in"

nahhh you want the 69 change at chester .......defo quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont wont her ere shes mental and she throws rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All well talking about it thou but dought it will happen lol

well if the 79 bus goes past your house will call in

nahhh you want the 69 change at chester .......defo quicker

pd"

change into what??? do you think my leather basque and chains and thigh length boots will be comfortable for the bus journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight jacket and ball gag with hood would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont wont her ere shes mental and she throws rocks

rite thats it am not calling in now, am bypassing straight onto thingmyjigs...forgot his name...but he has big feet, fingers and hands and has promised to keep his nails short....whats ya name again...anyhow he doesnt think am mental....or just doesnt care....anyhow hes 6.5 so i will feel as though when wearing my heels that am back in the world of the normal people again....instead of the puffalumpas

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over a year ago

"straight jacket and ball gag with hood would be better

ahhhh deputy doris of course i will oblige if ya want to dress up for me, will get it in pink also, i know it is soooo your colour....matches your balls when you can find em

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over a year ago

temper moody sulky mare come on gash fight you weaker sex possee strapon u

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over a year ago

"temper moody sulky mare come on gash fight you weaker sex possee strapon u

oh deputy doris....i just sooo love it when you talk dirty to me....you know it gets me all of a tingly....especially when you use that word strapon...mmmh knees go like jelly.....deputy doris...please tell me when i can use it on you....can just imagine you handcuffed to the bed and you taking it like a man...mmmh...butterflies at the very thought

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over a year ago

you stay there in your castle of pain and anal torture princess gash of the strapon world play with your tits again you know they give you a stress relief

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over a year ago

"you stay there in your castle of pain and anal torture princess gash of the strapon world play with your tits again you know they give you a stress relief

oh by the way bum chum, in answer to your orignal thread...had all 2 men of this fab site stood up and united yet

yours sincerely

princess gash

channel tunnel

pleasure pussy

alli

or janet as me mother christened me

and yeah i was christened...that was the year of the dreadful thunder and lightening....didnt work as i went onto the be in the church choir...well i had to find some way of paying for me cigs at such a tender age (actually all true lol)

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over a year ago

you let your hair grow now so we cant see the 666 on your head janet of the north queen gash to the rock throwers of liverpool..come on you blues

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over a year ago

"you let your hair grow now so we cant see the 666 on your head janet of the north queen gash to the rock throwers of liverpool..come on you blues

oh chuffing hell i thought it was 999 on me head, must be the way am looking in the mirror.

so have i been promoted to north queen gash...does that mean i get a nice pretty tiara

with reference to the blues, you talking about music or football. am interested in music but football is just an excuse for guys to play with one anothers balls rather than their own

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over a year ago

ok music we love music

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over a year ago

Well thanks but shame you didnt remember my name

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over a year ago

"Well thanks but shame you didnt remember my name

and my name is wot exactly....channel tunnel

anyhow who gives a flying fart what your name is....its what you do that i will remember you by

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over a year ago

Very true to remember someone for what they did but never realy going to get the chance am i lol

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over a year ago

"Very true to remember someone for what they did but never realy going to get the chance am i lol

well you are a long way away

but one day am going to get my ass to chams and who knows then what could happen...you fancy being pussy whipped round ya face

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over a year ago

Go to where?? i know not of this place you speak of and would be way out of my depth i think still new to this really

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