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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over the time I've been here I've met many women and some couples, none of which I've regretted, and I've always learned something. One thing I've learned is women like to proclaim they give an amazing blowjob, and frankly - that's not always the case. So - as a public service I'm proposing a blow job workshop whereby women and couples can sign up and share techniques and aim to reach a higher level (attendance will be rewarded with a certificate). The cost of this workshop is just £99 payable via PayPal and refreshments will be provided (mainly vol au vents). For those succeeding in attaining this valued qualification there will be a further course "Prostate and Prostrate, and why we need to know the difference".

You're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd rather you did a kissing workshop... I'm betting there are more terrible kissers than there are bad blow jobbers.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I'd rather you did a kissing workshop... I'm betting there are more terrible kissers than there are bad blow jobbers. "

I am happy to attend this. I am a great kisser but you never know it all.

Then maybe become a tutor at the next one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather you did a kissing workshop... I'm betting there are more terrible kissers than there are bad blow jobbers. "

O god, yes!! For men and women.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A selfless act im sure the 99 doesnt come close to covering your costs.

I think you should film said workshop and make more moola from the dvd.

We need a better name for it though to attract a decerning clientele...

Blowjobs from start to finish

Dont blow suck and go

Suck em dry keep em high

Just a few suggestions

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"A selfless act im sure the 99 doesnt come close to covering your costs.

I think you should film said workshop and make more moola from the dvd.

We need a better name for it though to attract a decerning clientele...

Blowjobs from start to finish

Dont blow suck and go

Suck em dry keep em high

Just a few suggestions "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to get yourself on dragons den.

Cracking idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do some videos for free.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Over the time I've been here I've met many women and some couples, none of which I've regretted, and I've always learned something. One thing I've learned is women like to proclaim they give an amazing blowjob, and frankly - that's not always the case. So - as a public service I'm proposing a blow job workshop whereby women and couples can sign up and share techniques and aim to reach a higher level (attendance will be rewarded with a certificate). The cost of this workshop is just £99 payable via PayPal and refreshments will be provided (mainly vol au vents). For those succeeding in attaining this valued qualification there will be a further course "Prostate and Prostrate, and why we need to know the difference".

You're welcome!"

Maybe do what so many women on here have...get sponsorship by Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do we keep the cum off the vol le vants?

Oh of course all must swallow or be chucked out no refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free. "

I'll watch them fir free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the guinipig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe do what so many women on here have...get sponsorship by Dyson "

You mean your not sponsored by duracell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free "

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Hahaha. I've seen Youtube videos on how to deepthroat, don't think we need a workshop on it! And, just like women, every man is different, it's not one size fits all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?"

Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

known to have done the occasional free public demonstration

people attend and observe,

for educational purposes, no doubt

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"

Maybe do what so many women on here have...get sponsorship by Dyson

You mean your not sponsored by duracell? "

I am sponsored by British Nuclear Power...I was referring to the ladies of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?"

Good luck with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world "

Ooh idk about that stuff. I do know some of my videos are already banned in germany but that's about it. I'll put them somewhere else, don't want my account deleting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world

Ooh idk about that stuff. I do know some of my videos are already banned in germany but that's about it. I'll put them somewhere else, don't want my account deleting. "

Haha as a trained director i will advise you no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe do what so many women on here have...get sponsorship by Dyson

You mean your not sponsored by duracell?

I am sponsored by British Nuclear Power...I was referring to the ladies of course. "

nuclear

Im looking for more of a supermarket branded battery type of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world

Ooh idk about that stuff. I do know some of my videos are already banned in germany but that's about it. I'll put them somewhere else, don't want my account deleting.

Haha as a trained director i will advise you no worries "

Thanks. Gotta go out now. My kids have gone to school and it's me time, whoohoo.

I'm happy, can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

Good luck with that lol"

Yeah i changed my mind. Well i know what i'm doing later anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

Creative commons license or full copyright? Im thinking share and care its a service to the world

Ooh idk about that stuff. I do know some of my videos are already banned in germany but that's about it. I'll put them somewhere else, don't want my account deleting.

Haha as a trained director i will advise you no worries

Thanks. Gotta go out now. My kids have gone to school and it's me time, whoohoo.

I'm happy, can you tell?

"

Maybe have a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?"

Later in the year there will be a one to one workshop entitled "Just have a 68 and owe her one"...where cunnilingus will be discussed for a minute or two. From my discussion with men, there seems to be no issue with their expertise in this field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?

Later in the year there will be a one to one workshop entitled "Just have a 68 and owe her one"...where cunnilingus will be discussed for a minute or two. From my discussion with men, there seems to be no issue with their expertise in this field."

Quite right all men are perfect

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Is there a course for men on how to perform cunnilingus too?

Later in the year there will be a one to one workshop entitled "Just have a 68 and owe her one"...where cunnilingus will be discussed for a minute or two. From my discussion with men, there seems to be no issue with their expertise in this field.

Quite right all men are perfect "

We obviously haven't met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am carrying out exhaustive testing of my technique. Any volunteers for this valuable research.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I actually once attended a blow job workshop (as press). It was great fun lol got taught how to suppress my gag reflex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I actually once attended a blow job workshop (as press). It was great fun lol got taught how to suppress my gag reflex lol"

Ah, the old clenching the left hand into a fist trick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do some videos for free.

I'll watch them fir free

Wonder if i can put them on youtube?

Good luck with that lol

Yeah i changed my mind. Well i know what i'm doing later anyway..."

Can't wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I actually once attended a blow job workshop (as press). It was great fun lol got taught how to suppress my gag reflex lol

Ah, the old clenching the left hand into a fist trick..."

Lol I don't know that trick. It was more exercises to relax my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you clench your left hand into a fist it over rides the gag reflex. Apparently. ..

You're welcome.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you clench your left hand into a fist it over rides the gag reflex. Apparently. ..

You're welcome.x"

Will have to try it lol

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"Haha as a trained director i will advise you no worries "

I'm a trained actor ( Equity card etc ) so if you ever need me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im more than willing to sign up for the cunninglius course if any men out there need practice you know, just pay me in sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A selfless act im sure the 99 doesnt come close to covering your costs.

I think you should film said workshop and make more moola from the dvd.

We need a better name for it though to attract a decerning clientele...

Blowjobs from start to finish

Dont blow suck and go

Suck em dry keep em high

Just a few suggestions "

From flop to pop in 5 minutes, the how to video

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"im more than willing to sign up for the cunninglius course if any men out there need practice you know, just pay me in sausage rolls "

"Sausage Rolls"?

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such enterprise! Even at our age we are willing to learn, it's never too late but E gives an excellent BJ.

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im more than willing to sign up for the cunninglius course if any men out there need practice you know, just pay me in sausage rolls

"Sausage Rolls"?

Is that a euphemism? "

Might be

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"im more than willing to sign up for the cunninglius course if any men out there need practice you know, just pay me in sausage rolls

"Sausage Rolls"?

Is that a euphemism?

Might be "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a blow job?

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"What's a blow job?"

I thought it was an employment engagement for a factory that makes balloons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love giving blow jobs. I'm drawn to a cock like a magnet to a fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love giving blow jobs. I'm drawn to a cock like a magnet to a fridge "

We are seeking trainers who specifically reference their cock sucking skills to kitchen based appliances - please PM me for details of my get rich quick, blow job instruction scheme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to video mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best tip I can give a man is to always tell women he's never cum from a blow job, everybody loves a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best tip I can give a man is to always tell women he's never cum from a blow job, everybody loves a challenge. "

I've never cum from a ....oh, never mind, you don;t believe me do you!!!

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