FabSwingers.com forum: Yet, more Xmas Jokes!

By *ashful Baz OP Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

....As the festive season approaches please remember that a doggie isn't just for christmas.....It's a fuckin good position all year round!

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By *ashful Baz OP Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

...My wife promised me anal sex in return for getting our Xmas decorations done.

So I bent her over and slipped it in and did the business.

She then said

"can we get the tree up now?" I said "I struggled to get my cock in but I'll give it a go".

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

the fuckin co-ops got no milk again this morning because of the weather.. Its a good job peggy my 92 year old neighbour has loads of it on her doorstep...

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over a year ago

"the fuckin co-ops got no milk again this morning because of the weather.. Its a good job peggy my 92 year old neighbour has loads of it on her doorstep..."

I don't think I should have found that funny...but I did!!

Wife tattoos "Merry Christmas" on one side of her pussy and "Happy New Year" on the other. Her husband asks, "why did you do that?" She looks at him and says "you always complain there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...My wife promised me anal sex in return for getting our Xmas decorations done.

So I bent her over and slipped it in and did the business.

She then said

"can we get the tree up now?" I said "I struggled to get my cock in but I'll give it a go".

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lmao... like that one........

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over a year ago

"the fuckin co-ops got no milk again this morning because of the weather.. Its a good job peggy my 92 year old neighbour has loads of it on her doorstep..."

OMG!! LMAO! bad I know

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By *ashful Baz OP Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

"...My wife promised me anal sex in return for getting our Xmas decorations done.

So I bent her over and slipped it in and did the business.

She then said

"can we get the tree up now?" I said "I struggled to get my cock in but I'll give it a go".

lmao... like that one........

I thought it was very good! Lol

I could not wait to put it up!

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By *ashful Baz OP Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

...This christmas, let's put mistletoe in our back pockets so all the people who don't like us,

Can kiss our arse!

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over a year ago

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

The third man answered "They're Carol's."

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By *ashful Baz OP Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

...Heather mills mum and dad have bought her a new leg for christmas...

it's not her main present,

it's just a stocking filler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been quoted two hundred quid for eight legs of venison. Is that two deer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa. Last year I got a sweater. If possible this year could I have a screamer or a moaner......

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By *ashful Baz OP Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

"I've just been quoted two hundred quid for eight legs of venison. Is that two deer???

Lol

Merry xmas!

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