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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was in Argos yesterday, getting some presents for my neices, who are all under 10 years old. The games I bought were appropriate for them - all marked "aged 4 and up" etc.

As the young lady was putting them in a bag, she said "Christmas shopping?"

No, I said, these are for personal use.

No reaction. Nothing. Not so much as a .

Tough crowd, Argos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao...now that is funny

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I was in Argos yesterday, getting some presents for my neices, who are all under 10 years old. The games I bought were appropriate for them - all marked "aged 4 and up" etc.

As the young lady was putting them in a bag, she said "Christmas shopping?"

No, I said, these are for personal use.

No reaction. Nothing. Not so much as a .

Tough crowd, Argos..."

was ya wearing your xmas hat? maybe she was shocked

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"I was in Argos yesterday, getting some presents for my neices, who are all under 10 years old. The games I bought were appropriate for them - all marked "aged 4 and up" etc.

As the young lady was putting them in a bag, she said "Christmas shopping?"

No, I said, these are for personal use.

No reaction. Nothing. Not so much as a .

Tough crowd, Argos..."

There are some miserable buggers around, they soon take your money though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argos keep everything in the back dear........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of shopping in Asda, £80 worth of shopping and they ask "do you want a bag" nah don't bother i'll carry it home on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's funny!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"was ya wearing your xmas hat? maybe she was shocked "

I was, but it was covered by my trousers, so that can't have been the problem.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"was ya wearing your xmas hat? maybe she was shocked

I was, but it was covered by my trousers, so that can't have been the problem."

good man ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good one pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I would'nt have a sense of humour if I worked in argos either

It must be absolute hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of shopping in Asda, £80 worth of shopping and they ask "do you want a bag" nah don't bother i'll carry it home on my head "

Think that must be a standard question in the shop assistants' manual as I was in Sainsbury's today, trolley heaving £103 bill and was asked the same question: do I need bags!

Not as decent as you: my thought was "no, I'll pack them in my bra and knickers you dozy mare!"

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over a year ago

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?


"Reminds me of shopping in Asda, £80 worth of shopping and they ask "do you want a bag" nah don't bother i'll carry it home on my head

Think that must be a standard question in the shop assistants' manual as I was in Sainsbury's today, trolley heaving £103 bill and was asked the same question: do I need bags!

Not as decent as you: my thought was "no, I'll pack them in my bra and knickers you dozy mare!" "

spend £103 quid at aldi and you need a 18ton lorry to carry it all home..

allegedly,cos ive never shopped there like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm if I was her and you were wearing your santa hat, I'd have been hopping over the counter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of shopping in Asda, £80 worth of shopping and they ask "do you want a bag" nah don't bother i'll carry it home on my head "

lol happens all the time.....full trolley and they still ask! Hey in the New Year we'll be having to pay for them bags :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny you should say that.

i was buying a sex toy christmas present for a lady and i was asked if it was a gift.

i told them the vibrating action would remove the bogers from my nose so could post them to people i hate.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You have such a dead pan face though sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of shopping in Asda, £80 worth of shopping and they ask "do you want a bag" nah don't bother i'll carry it home on my head

Think that must be a standard question in the shop assistants' manual as I was in Sainsbury's today, trolley heaving £103 bill and was asked the same question: do I need bags!

Not as decent as you: my thought was "no, I'll pack them in my bra and knickers you dozy mare!" "

call me green if you like, but I take my own bags when i go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordered four pints of something in a bar once. The barman poured the drinks and set them on the bar. I was a barman for five years before this so could carry them no problem but he wasnt to know this and i knew what he was going to say to me. WOuld you like a tray for those? I said promptly, "No! Do you not think ive got enough to carry without having to carry a tray also!?!?"

He didnt get it, he thought i was serious, but my friend did and i almost dropped the drinks laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad ya can buy games like that sharpie mate

They ask me fa ID xx

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