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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'

Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?

And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this made me gag!!! So no lol

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

Depends.

What's the prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends.

What's the prize."

Participation is the prize, your chance to swim with billions of tiny personalities.

Supposed to do wonders for your skin you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, as much as I 'like' cum, I would not describe it as exciting.

Going on holiday is exciting.

Going to bed on Christmas eve us exciting.

Swimming in cum, not so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope - would be a pool overflowing with vomit also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends.

What's the prize.

Participation is the prize, your chance to swim with billions of tiny personalities.

Supposed to do wonders for your skin you know."

Halloween is coming.... bobbing apples anyone??

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Also, as much as I 'like' cum, I would not describe it as exciting.

Going on holiday is exciting.

Going to bed on Christmas eve us exciting.

Swimming in cum, not so much.

"

Imagine the smell

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

No way!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I just in my mouth a little.

So, uhh, no ta. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, as much as I 'like' cum, I would not describe it as exciting.

Going on holiday is exciting.

Going to bed on Christmas eve us exciting.

Swimming in cum, not so much.

Imagine the smell "

Wear a scuba mask, but be careful with the snorkel otherwise you'll have one HELL of a bukkake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op- who are the people that would love to swim in a pool full of cum? and more importantly why are you interested in them?

I suggest you take a ponderous walk to the fucking seabed

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" this made me gag!!! So no lol "

What she said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine trying to get all that out of your hair?! eewww.

No thanks

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather swim in a pool of women's piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op- who are the people that would love to swim in a pool full of cum? and more importantly why are you interested in them?

I suggest you take a ponderous walk to the fucking seabed "

I thought up the thread after a post I made on the 'sex degrees of separation one' - suggesting that I should drown myself was rather distasteful don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but what if I get pregnant!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew again.

This thread is making me pull a funny face.

Ew, thricefold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Yeah.. I would Do it..

Can put it on the list of things never to do again afterwards tho..

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous."

Ha! That's what I was thinking too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg i had a phobia of jizz thats now worse as im thinking of frogspawn!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end "

haha@gag..........a few have..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end "

Gene Genie, she swims on her back, Gene Genie, has spunk in her crack...

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

A big swimming pool no...a small one with a hot girl for some spunk wrestling....erh maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum "

Maybe OP owns a whale and overrun with the stuff,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum "

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"but what if I get pregnant!? "

Wear a condom Paddy - you'll be fine!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends.

What's the prize."

You get to pee in the pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel a bit sick now Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles "

Or a few men frantically wanking for 100 million years, and I suspect by that time it would be well past the use by date.,m

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

-- shudder --

I hardly like it touching me in small amounts.

eeuuw eeuw get it offffffff

Can't even start to think if it would be worse warmed or cold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles

Or a few men frantically wanking for 100 million years, and I suspect by that time it would be well past the use by date.,m"

I'm sure after 100 million years they wouldn't have any cocks left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but what if I get pregnant!?

Wear a condom Paddy - you'll be fine!

A

"

what if my condom gets pregnant!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous."

I had exactly the same thought, save for being able to run across it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone knows spunk is just pee anyway

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sorry but just churns my stomach at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles

Or a few men frantically wanking for 100 million years, and I suspect by that time it would be well past the use by date.,m

I'm sure after 100 million years they wouldn't have any cocks left."

2 to 5 million sperm per ejaculate , that's a of miracles,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end "

is that the shallow end or the swallow end ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't believe no one has made a gag about this being a gene pool yet, and who is at the shallow end

is that the shallow end or the swallow end ,,,,, "

Shallow end of the gene pool? No?

As in the missing link?

*Gets coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous."

I'd be worried about being sucked under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"everyone knows spunk is just pee anyway"

Doesn't taste like pee

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous.

I'd be worried about being sucked under "

There's that many women on here who suck like a Dyson they'd have you out in no time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op- who are the people that would love to swim in a pool full of cum? and more importantly why are you interested in them?

I suggest you take a ponderous walk to the fucking seabed

I thought up the thread after a post I made on the 'sex degrees of separation one' - suggesting that I should drown myself was rather distasteful don't you think?"

Only if you're Michael barrymore. Hang on swimming pool full of spunk? Are you Michael barrymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. But I am now wondering if that much spunk would be a Non-Newtonian fluid, in which case bombing into a swimming pool full of it could prove dangerous.

I'd be worried about being sucked under

There's that many women on here who suck like a Dyson they'd have you out in no time.

"

I'd end up in someone's bucket fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a mo. Why does it have to be only ladies swimming in spunk?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well it is good for the skin....

But no.

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By *untimegeekMan
over a year ago

Havant

But would you spit or swallow ?? Neither is good when doing the breast stroke

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"everyone knows spunk is just pee anyway

Doesn't taste like pee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ducking, no petting.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

first thought was where you gonna get all the men from, to agree to turn up at a certain time

and a certain place to do this?

and then wonder why they actually would.

and whether anyone organising it, would complain about time wasters, on a thread, for not being able to get the meets..lol

and the answer is....no thanks.

even the spunk wrestling doesn't appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me, but I'ld love to watch them try and fill the pool

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Simple answer...No! Does my stomach feel a little nauseous now...Yes!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"first thought was where you gonna get all the men from, to agree to turn up at a certain time

and a certain place to do this?

and then wonder why they actually would.

and whether anyone organising it, would complain about time wasters, on a thread, for not being able to get the meets..lol

and the answer is....no thanks.

even the spunk wrestling doesn't appeal "

It would probably all split/separate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not for me, but I'ld love to watch them try and fill the pool "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to come swimming ?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Maybe if I had a nose clip so I couldn't smell it, and didn't have to put my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of those threads to recall to mind when trying to lose weight - stopped me raiding the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nope - would be a pool overflowing with vomit also "

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles "

You've probably been a bit liberal with your average ejaculate.

Get hawking onto this, he'll have the answer and he'll know if it could escape a black hole.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

How would you keep it warm ? ew no hot scrambled egg I think i will pass ..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles "

so this thread is essentially bollocks then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles

so this thread is essentially bollocks then.. "

does this take into account repeaters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam question, pool 25 meters long 12.5 meters wide and 1.5 meters deep, how many men does it need to fill it with cum

Well it would have a cubic volume of 468.75 meters, so assuming that each male produces enough semen on average to fill a 1.5cm cube, it would require something in the region of 117187500 men to fill it, or 703125000 testicles

You've probably been a bit liberal with your average ejaculate.

Get hawking onto this, he'll have the answer and he'll know if it could escape a black hole."

I probably have been, but the only way to know for sure is to make a cube and wank into it.

It'd be a bit like Blue Peter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'

Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?

And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free. "

Would you swim in a pool of lady liquid ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No ducking, no petting."

No running. No bombing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when i saw this headline i was fantasizing about all sorts, yeah i'd love to give it a try.

Wondering if it's even possible to swim in it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Vom "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"No ducking, no petting.

No running. No bombing "

Well if we can solve the fluid or Non-Newtonian fluid conundrum you might be able to run on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance what a vile thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New GCSE exam

I probably Blew Peter."

Did you get an A?

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I love been covered but the thought of swimming in no thanks

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cum, i would empty that pool by drinking it up...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'

Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?

And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free. "

I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'

Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?

And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.

I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile"

Jesus God it must be bad

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'd dip me toes in it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'

Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?

And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.

I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile

Jesus God it must be bad "

I know, right?

Even *I* have some standards

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

BLURK!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd dip me toes in it."

I aint sucking them clean

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You lily livered lot. As an experienced life guard is it left to just me to go in?

I think I'd need a rope around my neck though, as otherwise I'd be hurling

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think the Fab synchronized swimming team would pull off something there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the Fab synchronized swimming team would pull off something there. "

We could do with some repeaters.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"...the thread equivalent of 'Snakes on a plane'

Simple question for the ladies, or rather, those of you who find semen exciting - would you swim in a pool full of it?

And yes, for the sake of this question it would be fresh and STI free.

I'm not gonna bother to read the thread, it's just vile

Jesus God it must be bad "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well when i saw this headline i was fantasizing about all sorts, yeah i'd love to give it a try.

Wondering if it's even possible to swim in it though?"

Well, the sperm do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well when i saw this headline i was fantasizing about all sorts, yeah i'd love to give it a try.

Wondering if it's even possible to swim in it though?

Well, the sperm do!"

They're tiny though, and streamlined with a tail. I can wade though, and got zoodles to keep me afloat.

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