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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

The term "Fannybatter" has been replaced with "Gussetlard" Try using it in a sentence today eg. "She was so out of practice I almost chocked on her Gussetlard!"

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd struggle to use either term in a sentence today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman posted this..

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders what it's like on toast

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

That's right, I said it!

In other news women can have a sense of humour too

V x

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I thought it was called 'cuntcream'?

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wonders what it's like on toast "

My thoughts exactly

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've tried asking for fish on its own in a Scottish accent and it comes out as: "a wee fish wi' fannae batter"

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"The term "Fannybatter" has been replaced with "Gussetlard" Try using it in a sentence today eg. "She was so out of practice I almost chocked on her Gussetlard!"

V x"

What's the male equivalent, I wonder?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I thought it was called 'cuntcream'? "
only in waitrose

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I've tried asking for fish on its own in a Scottish accent and it comes out as: "a wee fish wi' fannae batter" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her gussetlard got me hard,

her bumjuice splattered,

her fannybatter tattered,

fannycrackling oven crispy,

with added barebackcockspunk to make it risky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't like clotted cream.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's right, I said it!

In other news women can have a sense of humour too

V x"

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 15/09/15 19:51:01]

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm shocked to my very core!

V x

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Lol, not really a fan of the term but...

Just melting some gusset lard for bread a bread and dripping alternative treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked to my very gussetlarded core!

V x"

niiice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too sure i'm going to be able to use that in a sentence at the PTA meeting later

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"The term "Fannybatter" has been replaced with "Gussetlard" Try using it in a sentence today eg. "She was so out of practice I almost chocked on her Gussetlard!"

V x

What's the male equivalent, I wonder? "

"Spooge" eg. "I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was covered in Patricks spooge!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/09/15 20:02:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term "Fannybatter" has been replaced with "Gussetlard" Try using it in a sentence today eg. "She was so out of practice I almost chocked on her Gussetlard!"

V x

What's the male equivalent, I wonder? "

cock snot

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

This has also churned my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was called 'cuntcream'? "

That's almost romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too sure i'm going to be able to use that in a sentence at the PTA meeting later "

Double dare ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross.

To be fair though when ed byrne said it i cried laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too sure i'm going to be able to use that in a sentence at the PTA meeting later "

Go on,I dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know i'm going to regrett asking this.

but what is fanny batter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term "Fannybatter" has been replaced with "Gussetlard" Try using it in a sentence today eg. "She was so out of practice I almost chocked on her Gussetlard!"

V x

What's the male equivalent, I wonder?

cock snot"

Up the fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it Candida albicans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed was making an awful racket and with no wd40 to hand i shrewdly improvised with my girlfriends gusset lard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was called 'cuntcream'? only in waitrose"

Essential Cunt Cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's right, I said it!

In other news women can have a sense of humour too

V x"

Now your just being ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term "Fannybatter" has been replaced with "Gussetlard" Try using it in a sentence today eg. "She was so out of practice I almost chocked on her Gussetlard!"

V x

What's the male equivalent, I wonder?

cock snot

Up the fart pipe "

If you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour or just vulgar..

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"i know i'm going to regrett asking this.

but what is fanny batter?"

..."Lemon curd residue produced by the minge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Spooge" eg. "I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was covered in Patricks spooge!" "

That's Patrick Stewart for you.

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Sense of humour or just vulgar.. "

Bit of both Sweetcheeks

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Ah new job gusset lard collector

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I call it Candida albicans. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vulgarity on a swingers sex site???

Whatever cunting next? They should be ashamed with whips and embarrasment and noduled dildogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know i'm going to regrett asking this.

but what is fanny batter?

..."Lemon curd residue produced by the minge""

Fucking ace!!!!!!

You're great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her nice perk ass made me so hard,

I then proceeded to enjoy the taste of her Gusset Lard.

Just as it began to get creamer n fatter her husband cried save me some of the Fanny Batter

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Her nice perk ass made me so hard,

I then proceeded to enjoy the taste of her Gusset Lard.

Just as it began to get creamer n fatter her husband cried save me some of the Fanny Batter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dried gusset lard is a sexual aphrodisiac essential to the practice of pooning

(c) CCL Dept of Useless Information

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By *chooloffilth OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Her nice perk ass made me so hard,

I then proceeded to enjoy the taste of her Gusset Lard.

Just as it began to get creamer n fatter her husband cried save me some of the Fanny Batter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly fell of my chair when I seen this.I actually read the opening part out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vulgarity on a swingers sex site???

Whatever cunting next? They should be ashamed with whips and embarrasment and noduled dildogs. "

You've found your level...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vulgarity on a swingers sex site???

Whatever cunting next? They should be ashamed with whips and embarrasment and noduled dildogs.

You've found your level..."

Not really, I'm trying.

lemon curd residue out the minge lady has though.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"i know i'm going to regrett asking this.

but what is fanny batter?

..."Lemon curd residue produced by the minge""

Is that the "profanisarus" definition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you collect a lot of it in a jar and then add a wick, would it be a Wankee Candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's right, I said it!

In other news women can have a sense of humour too

V x"

That made me laugh.

It would appear women can also be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was called 'cuntcream'?

That's almost romantic. "

Love is in the air tonight. There's romance on the monkey face thread too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was more commonly know as a Gunt

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By *taceylacyCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

hubby loves to let it dry and eat it. he says the smell and the taste is lovely. he also loves it wet through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the term gusset lard!!

I still like pussy juice though, sounds more healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hubby loves to let it dry and eat it. he says the smell and the taste is lovely. he also loves it wet through"

That's quite a spectacular bump of a 46 week old thread! Good work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the term gusset lard!!

I still like pussy juice though, sounds more healthy "
it's better than Minge Mucus

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The official term is smegma

That's nearly worse than any of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puking up my lunch!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cunny Custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...puts my lunch down..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to write this In a story

Anna sighed, as Ricardo tenderly touched her inner thigh. As he slowly moved higher and higher. He felt the warmth of her mound on his fingers. He slowly approached the trepidation was intense, Anna could not contain the glee of being touched by Ricardo, she had waited so long. He slowly pushed with his three fingers inward, she gasped, the pleasure was immeasurable. Ricardo felt the moisture, the heat of her womanlyness.He withdraws to take another thrust and exclaims "By Eck, Ann, that's a lot of gusset lard!"

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

I nearly chocked on my cunstard cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hubby loves to let it dry and eat it. he says the smell and the taste is lovely. he also loves it wet through

That's quite a spectacular bump of a 46 week old thread! Good work! "

Agreed. I'd forgotten I posted until I read it through.

Fine work.

*applauds loudly......

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"hubby loves to let it dry and eat it. he says the smell and the taste is lovely. he also loves it wet through"

Fantastic bump!

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