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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi peeps, We all have things in life that we hate doing. Think of something outrageously funny, that you would rather do instead, like so !!!

I would rather nail my penis to the wheel of of a horse and cart, than have a dental hygienists descale my teeth.

as my teeth are super sensitive.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would rather walk over hot coals than have someone poking a out in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather boil my own head than clean my oven!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I would rather cover myself in raspberry jam and sit in a picnic site bin at the height of the season, than go fishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather force a saguaro cactus up my urethra than sit through 10 minutes of some wannabe famous wizards sleeve trying to sell me shit i don't need on QfuckingVC

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I have to go to work this evening, to be honest, i would rather run naked through a mile of dense brambles, and then climb directly into salt and vinegar soaked sleeping bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

For wizards sleeve read massive cu*t

as in her fanny was as roomy as a wizards sleeve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather force a saguaro cactus up my urethra than sit through 10 minutes of some wannabe famous wizards sleeve trying to sell me shit i don't need on QfuckingVC

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I like my women like my ice cream ....fat free and dripping down my fingers

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'd rather insert some tubing into my bottom and pour a box of live hamsters into my rectum, than listen to the pet shop bo......

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