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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Johhny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old ones are the best!

I read that in an Aussie accent too bizarrely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little billy gets a train set for xmas, on boxing day his mother hears him in the dining room shouting "Next stop coming up, all those getting off hurry the fuck up, all those getting on sit the fuck down". She cant believe her ears so listens again. A few minutes later she hears "Next stop coming up, all those getting off hurry the fuck up, all those getting on sit the fuck down" She storms into the dining room and tells him to go to his room till his father gets home. His Father comes home about an hour later and his Mum tells him what's happened,After a lecture on swearing Billy is allowed downstairs again. Billy starts playing with his train set again and after 5 minutes his Mum & Dad hear him shout,"Sorry for the hour delay if you have any complaints take it up with that fucking bitch in the kitchen".

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Love it

Just like a scene from TV series

When the father tells the son off.

Then tells the son great carry on

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