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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you allowed to cook children in schools?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!"

It might be nice, the stuff our kids made was.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

antibiotics

a friend calls dead on dinner time

small bites and regular coughs into a handkerchief "its flu season'

or watch him eat it first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its not its awful had a taste when he came home at 2:15

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"its not its awful had a taste when he came home at 2:15 "

Oh dear. I'm all for encouragement but sometimes it's really difficult. Is there loads or can you give everyone a little and each take one for the team?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Man up princess... be proud.

And chew it quick!

Teach him how to do it at home. Then he'll not only be a good cook when he's older, he'll impress his teachers (and the girls) now and you won't have to eat awful offerings.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you do know that the 'junga junga swamp fever' is rife just now and that is impacting people's appetite........

it could be in your area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've had this, i just think of all the snot that made its way in!!

It's like junk modelling, I don't want my rubbish back in the 'shape' of a rocket thanks!! I used to say 'I'm going to show the people I work with' awful I know, I did keep the best ones!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's he cooked

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

eat a Greggs first, if you survive that...... you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me "
Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you do know that the 'junga junga swamp fever' is rife just now and that is impacting people's appetite........

it could be in your area"
Brilliant it might just work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I see it you either give it to the dog or just tell him it's shit and take him out for a Pizza Hut

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy "

Oh no...chicken as well almost as bad as shellfish on the scale of stuff not to touch unless you know exactly what happened to it chart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy "

Heat it up in the oven and "accidentally" burn it....oops.

Or be like my Mum and Dad who were blunt and told me straight, "I'm not eating anything you make at that school, end of"

Good luck!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One advantage of being a veggie ~ 'sorry son, mummy can't eat that it has meat in it'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!"

Aww ha ha My lad's first 'meal' 'cooked' at school, was a fruit salad. What can possibly go wrong I thought...

Cue severe gastroenteritis (for me. He didn't eat any...).

He only went and used unpeeled unwashed loose fruit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy "
you do realise someone's going to come along and say its all your fault for not having taught him to cook a three course meal by the time he was five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teach him how to cook then, and he'll be able to do it when you can't be arsed. Although I have nephews and getting them to wash themselves was hard enough.

Best thing i ever learnt at school (I already knew everything else)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww bless.. I too have the lovely experience a cpl of times.

The first time we just ate it as fast as we could then once he was in bed sent out for a takeaway..

The second time was awful Just couldnt do it. I set the table, picked up the casserole dish with his offerings in and ooops i dropped it !!

He looked a little dismayed so a trip to pizzahut with him it was. Soon all of us were smiling

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You do know op that you are going to have to eat it don't you.

Best of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy you do realise someone's going to come along and say its all your fault for not having taught him to cook a three course meal by the time he was five "

Yeah me. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy "

I work in a school, (school meals). I hope its ok if you do try it, hopefully the cookery teacher knew enough to keep the food in her fridge until hometime. chicken can be dodgy but Im sure you will know this. Keep us posted as to the tasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!"

Accidentally drop it

You have no choice really its either the floor or your stomach

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy you do realise someone's going to come along and say its all your fault for not having taught him to cook a three course meal by the time he was five

Yeah me. Ha ha "
yes, and we posted at the same time, glad mine popped up first

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How can you drop it?!

You lot are horrible!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!"

Welcome to my Monday evenings for the next 2 years!!! GCSE cookery - he was adamant he was taking it. His quiches, pastries & cakes are amazing but proper meal stuff aren't!!

Can you cover it in cheddar cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy

Heat it up in the oven and "accidentally" burn it....oops.

Or be like my Mum and Dad who were blunt and told me straight, "I'm not eating anything you make at that school, end of"

Good luck!

Mrs "
Excellent burn it in the oven , class I think I love you 220 should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise its in a parents contract to eat all the shit they bring home I was lucky he had either burnt it, dropped it or ate it before it got back to me Well he hasn't its right there in a container on the bench, Its Chicken Italiano, resembles something you may find in a Nappy

Heat it up in the oven and "accidentally" burn it....oops.

Or be like my Mum and Dad who were blunt and told me straight, "I'm not eating anything you make at that school, end of"

Good luck!

Mrs Excellent burn it in the oven , class I think I love you 220 should do the trick "

You are very welcome

Good luck and enjoy your actual real dinner tonight haha

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marks saved the day, were off to Toby Carvery..Im going to forget to put the container in the fridge so when we get back I can say ,"Oh no that wont be any good now son"all in all though with cost of the carvery for 4 and the cost of the ingredients he needed to cook his meal,its gonna cost about £40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marks saved the day, were off to Toby Carvery..Im going to forget to put the container in the fridge so when we get back I can say ,"Oh no that wont be any good now son"all in all though with cost of the carvery for 4 and the cost of the ingredients he needed to cook his meal,its gonna cost about £40 "

It's maybe a good price to pay for not having a dodgy stomach tonight/tomorrow!

Have a lovely family night

Mrs

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I'm off to call social services...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm off to call social services... "
Great View they can have this chicken italiano

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I'm off to call social services... Great View they can have this chicken italiano "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've worked with students aged 11-16 in food tech. I've seen what they do

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I've worked with students aged 11-16 in food tech. I've seen what they do

"

I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've worked with students aged 11-16 in food tech. I've seen what they do

I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know. "

You. Really. Don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go carvery,

tell him you will use his tomorrow in a casserole

Make one with chicken in so he thinks it also contains his and tastes nice

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

the ones that said anything but not to eat it should really man up and have a few mouthfuls

before you say sorry dear im a little bit full

if you got to moan suggest ways to improve it though teacher should know better

so im blaming the poor cookery teacher who should learn how to cook as not everyone likes the same as you do

think yourself lucky I had a friends 3 kids wanting me to try there food that they brought home I got warned about it

so suggested something else to add to it then we dug out the stuff and added the ingredient to the food which improved it greatly and it ended up on the table to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I made at school that was even vaguely edible was a fruit salad

Things haven't improved much

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My yr 7 son is doing cookery next term

** Makes notes of suitable excuses **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!"

Teach him how to cook properly?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"you do realise someone's going to come along and say its all your fault for not having taught him to cook a three course meal by the time he was five "

Very true, even if it's rubbish still encourage him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not their inability to make something look and taste like it should that puts me off eating school cooked foods,it's the "extras" that go in,the ingredients manhandled by other people (can I have this onion? No put it down),the dropped utensils and ingredients that aren't washed and the time it's left out for the flies to taste test. Amongst other things (I wasn't going to mention nose pickers but well).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!"

Awe bless...least he tried poor lad

credit where credits due

G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!

Teach him how to cook properly? "
I do, he made this at school, not my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

serve it with a bucket load of rice and mix well - have to say kids cook good stuff at school - my first thing i did was cauliflower cheese - apparently i cooked it every week for months

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

My middle son did food tech GCSE and I got emails from the senior management team because he had to make up lessons out of hours due to sporting commitments and ended up being supervised by one of them do produce work for his portfolio - they all said best thing they had ever eaten. He now makes pasta from scratch (whereas he used to burn chicken nuggets) and everything he cooks is awesome and he is amazing with herbs and spices. You never know ... he may just be the next Heaton ...

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"Don't make tea tonight mum was the words our son Brandon spoke this morning..OMG its how do we get out of this Help!

Accidentally drop it

You have no choice really its either the floor or your stomach "

Haven't you heard about the 5 second rule?

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