FabSwingers.com forum: Monkey face

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What's a monkey face as I don't know what one is and I feel "someone" is taking the micky

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. "
what are pudes?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What an utterly charming thread

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The urban dictionary is your friend.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?"

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish."
ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*boaks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to.

Depends how much you want to look like a monkey I guess.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow always been something I have always want to do to a lady

Not

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well. ..if I had known I would have saved my trimmings.

Lesson learnt

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Don't judge!

Haters gunna hate

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Don't judge!

Haters gunna hate

I'm already hated, remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Don't judge!

Haters gunna hate

I'm already hated, remember

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez. "

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! "
is that the bacon one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just choked on my cup on tea...

all over my keyboard

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?"

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

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over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

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ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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ha ha, I just read your name as monkey face then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo

Makes me think if we can invent someothers?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo

Makes me think if we can invent someothers?"
we should invent some, not sure if my imagination is as warped as some they come up with though

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo

Makes me think if we can invent someothers?we should invent some, not sure if my imagination is as warped as some they come up with though

There is some sick games out there too! Cookies or freckles depends which Force you are from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crying laughing now stood on my own outside. Im already k own as the office weirdo

Makes me think if we can invent someothers?we should invent some, not sure if my imagination is as warped as some they come up with though

There is some sick games out there too! Cookies or freckles depends which Force you are from!"
dare i ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does that make you look like a monkey?!

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over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a monkey face as I don't know what one is and I feel "someone" is taking the micky"

Ian Brown

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

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but I was innocent and asking a simple question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

"
reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him"

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread was about ex Sunderland manager Peter Reid !

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over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a monkey face as I don't know what one is and I feel "someone" is taking the micky"

Pics?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get called a chimp..

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

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over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?"

The bacon one is wolfbagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ?

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over a year ago

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish."

Tared and feathered springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So can we fetish the fetish?

Use just ginger pubes and its an Orangutan Face

What about just blonde?

Or Grey??? Silverback??

Or multicoloured- maybe 50 Shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

what the hell is one ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? "

Anyone using mine would end up with

face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of urban dictionary and nobodys mentioned an angry pirate pffffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

Am busy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this talk of urban dictionary and nobodys mentioned an angry pirate pffffftttt

Whats an angry pirate..Dont say black beard..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

I thought that was werewolfing not monkeyfacing?

(oh, and if the pubes aren't involved and you throw just the jizz on their face it's doing a Spiderman).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

I thought that was werewolfing not monkeyfacing?

(oh, and if the pubes aren't involved and you throw just the jizz on their face it's doing a Spiderman)."

Yuk..

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? "
I almost fell in love with you then, don't think I've heard such romantic words

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can someone remind me what the bacon on a piece of string one is called again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What an utterly charming thread"

Been quite a few of these utterly revolting threads recently ...trying to keep my dinner down!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can someone remind me what the bacon on a piece of string one is called again?"

Wolfbagging.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can someone remind me what the bacon on a piece of string one is called again?

Wolfbagging."
thank you, I couldn't think of it, its been bugging me

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over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"How does that make you look like a monkey?!"

I should be ashamed I find this the most disturbing post on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does that make you look like a monkey?!

I should be ashamed I find this the most disturbing post on this thread

Noooooo the one about lard is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

I thought that was werewolfing not monkeyfacing?

(oh, and if the pubes aren't involved and you throw just the jizz on their face it's doing a Spiderman)."

We're indebted to you for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? I almost fell in love with you then, don't think I've heard such romantic words

Is that wedding bells I can hear?

Do I need to but an 'at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does that make you look like a monkey?!

I should be ashamed I find this the most disturbing post on this thread

Noooooo the one about lard is the worst"

I've got to read the whole thread now to find the lard entry.

No pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to have a monkey face e on my profile but I need someone to volunteer

I'll spunk on your face , shall we use your pubes or mine or a combination of the two ? I almost fell in love with you then, don't think I've heard such romantic words

Do we have a date then ?

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over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout

Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout

Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?"

Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout

Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?

Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee

I'm in!!!

I don't have sugar in my coffee, couple of spoons of honey will be perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people still have pubes these days

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do people still have pubes these days

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cause they do, where growing them for monkey faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still have pubes these days

cause they do, where growing them for monkey faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still have pubes these days

cause they do, where growing them for monkey faces

I've just spit my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a Directors son working in the office with us one summer.

One day 'bukkake' was mentioned. He asked what it was but neither me or my colleague would tell him.

It went on for about 3 days until he came in one morning and said 'aww c'mon tell me. I asked Mum what it was this morning and she didn't know either'

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I get called a chimp..

Are you Gareth Bale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout

Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?

Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee

I'm in!!!

I don't have sugar in my coffee, couple of spoons of honey will be perfect.

honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alaskan pipeline anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alaskan pipeline anyone?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Alaskan pipeline anyone?

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ohnfor goodness sake go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked it up, some people have strange minds

Wait till someone mentions a dirty sanchez.

sniff sniff, is that you sanchez?

si senora! is that the bacon one?

a "mustache" is drawn on the partners lip. I'll leave it at that

ffs I just looked it up, your sick for mentioning it

Whoah there, who's the one that started the thread?

but I was innocent and asking a simple question

Innocent? I feel an Inigo Montoya paraphrase coming on.

reminds me off when my son was about four and we sat round the dinner table and he innocently asked me what fucking bastard ment

some girl at nursery had said it to him

I got asked by my eldest what a foo foo was last night i only just kept a straight face

And a foo foo is???????

Dont pull the sweet and innocent routine

Can I be either sweet or innocent then?

Only if you serve up chocolate and harribo after a workout

Deal!!!!!! Milk or dark? Or white?

Im thinking green and blacks selection and i will make the coffee

I'm in!!!

I don't have sugar in my coffee, couple of spoons of honey will be perfect.

honey?

Yes dear?

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over a year ago

Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face?

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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me

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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me "

A "bit"......

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over a year ago

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"Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face? "

Stop stirring you, I'm still smarting from that time Mrs ddc asked for a pearl necklace for her birthday.

With hindsight, I should have realised I'd misunderstood her when she asked if she could have it while we were still at the party...

Mr ddc

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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me

A "bit"......

Yes only a bit. I am very naive

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"Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face?

Stop stirring you, I'm still smarting from that time Mrs ddc asked for a pearl necklace for her birthday.

With hindsight, I should have realised I'd misunderstood her when she asked if she could have it while we were still at the party...

Mr ddc"

Pmsl

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"Purely out of interest, has anyone actually had a monkey face?

Stop stirring you, I'm still smarting from that time Mrs ddc asked for a pearl necklace for her birthday.

With hindsight, I should have realised I'd misunderstood her when she asked if she could have it while we were still at the party...

Mr ddc"

Good job she didn't ask for a Donkey Jacket......

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"I think you jizz on someones face then throw your/there pudes in it.

courtesy of fab. what are pudes?

dyslexic peoples pubes. very specific fetish.ah, I thought it was something specially connected to a monkey face.

So its someone that spunks in your face and then covers it in pubes

Oh I like a bit of kink but that's not for me

A "bit"......

Yes only a bit. I am very naive

Of course you are.....

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