FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite expression you use

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For people who are right up themselves, my Daughter said that if Cheryl Cole was made of Chocolate she would eat her self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh can i have a lick

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

If I was Cheryl Cole I'd eat myself, made of chocolate or not

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

For people who state the obvious i say "no shit sherlock"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Here's one I have been known to use:

'I am an occasional bullshitter myself, but I truly do enjoy listening to an expert....please, do go on'

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

For when someone makes me think "what the fuck?" I tend to look at them and say "Ave a word

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"For when someone makes me think "what the fuck?" I tend to look at them and say "Ave a word

I tend to just say "what the fuck!"

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"For when someone makes me think "what the fuck?" I tend to look at them and say "Ave a word

I tend to just say "what the fuck!"

Hahah, well yeah, sometimes, but when little ears are about then I stick to my PG version. If executed correctly, it can make them feel a right knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is Get a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine is Get a life"

crikey!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I use a line from Snatch a lot:

'yeah, proper fucked...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a line from Snatch a lot:

'yeah, proper fucked...'

hope that is afterwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like the 'it will come back to haunt you'. It makes you think a bit.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no anal ...... ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me is that the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one I use...rather one that I hear a lot

..."Wind ya neck in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For people who are right up themselves, my Daughter said that if Cheryl Cole was made of Chocolate she would eat her self

Hoisted by their own petard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not one I use...rather one that I hear a lot

..."Wind ya neck in"

nope aint heared that one but may use it

with afew of my customers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orrrr

Who kicked your kennel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For people who are right up themselves, my Daughter said that if Cheryl Cole was made of Chocolate she would eat her self

Hoisted by their own petard

said guy faukes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaboooooom"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better late than never must be the most common term used ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I want to insult and confuse someone in equal measures:

PISS UP A ROPE FUCK STICK!

When I'm amazed or surprised at something:

CHRIST ON A BIKE!

When talking derogatory about a person in the third person I like to describe them as a:

SHIT-CAKE-BAKER

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

When someone is prying into my personal business, I like to tell them "keep your nose stuck firmly in your own shit."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"When someone is prying into my personal business, I like to tell them "keep your nose stuck firmly in your own shit."

Yeah! What she said! You shit cake baker!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I say what the fuck lots. If we go anywhere posh jay says to me if your going to say it say it quietly lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

just got a text from a mate with her fave expression "your fuckin at it, ya dobber" then the follow up one of "Wendy, your a C U N T !" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fav of all time, and one thats stolen all the time by folk

if you have an upset tummy, you say you 'aint farting with confidence'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudge packer!!!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You can wade through her deepest thoughts and not get your ankles wet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say 'Bollox'

It covers most things

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Twunt,not my word,but very descriptive and nicer sounding than the c word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody buggery bollocks...... or if in the presence of family and little ones I just say 3B's moment and the adults know what I mean.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If you were anymore transparent you could change your name to Crystal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to know some bikers who when talking about a bike being very fast would say "it goes like shit on a stick"......Never did work out how they came to say that.Can anyone explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ah for fuck's sake'

usually used on southeast trains and the london underground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i used to know some bikers who when talking about a bike being very fast would say "it goes like shit on a stick"......Never did work out how they came to say that.Can anyone explain"

Lol !! reminds me years ago we used to say (about cars)

" put your foot down and feel the shit come out your arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard people describe fast cars or bikes etc. by saying it goes like greased weasel shit, or like shit off a hot shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole one off Mr Connolly many years ago and still use it when I run out of expletives- Jesus sufferin fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sugar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its really bad "sugar lumps" even

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Bloody buggery bollocks...... or if in the presence of family and little ones I just say 3B's moment and the adults know what I mean.

lol

that a wee twist on the 3Rs.

my favs are.

swings and roundabouts.

whats for ye,ail naw go by ye.

into every life,a little rain must fall.

every cloud has a silver lining.

i've got hundreds.all the better cause,they get right on the familys tits.

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

"Lifes a bitch" and "I don't do empathy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my faves is one I use at work, when someone says we haven't enough equipment to do a job properly :

" Well, you can only piss with the cock you've got !"

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