FabSwingers.com forum: The best "pickup line"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this smell of chloroform to you?"

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I just ask the guy if he wants to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence and a smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"

From that line, I'd suggest you change your username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just ask the guy if he wants to fuck me

simple and direct, works on women too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like your style

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

To what?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I just ask the guy if he wants to fuck me

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that would for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!

From that line, I'd suggest you change your username

Any ideas as to what? X

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By *arkestDesires666Couple
over a year ago

linconshire

If anyone plays cod they will get this...

Are you a care package? Because you have just fell from heaven.....aha

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

He asked "so what do you think?"

I replied " I want to rip your clothes off"

He said " shall I book a room?"

The rest is history - did anybody else feel the earth move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!

From that line, I'd suggest you change your username

Any ideas as to what? X"

Colonel Turtlehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a coffee?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look nice, what's your name?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

""Hello""

Is it me you're looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not turn this rape into a murder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone plays cod they will get this...

Are you a care package? Because you have just fell from heaven.....aha

Nice! Russian accent and all? "Ker Peckege" ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on and I'll cook breakfast for you to have inbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one usually works:

I've had quite a bit to drink ... and you're beginning to look pretty good.

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By *arkestDesires666Couple
over a year ago

linconshire

"If anyone plays cod they will get this...

Are you a care package? Because you have just fell from heaven.....aha

Nice! Russian accent and all? "Ker Peckege" ha."

Ahahahaha

oh yeah cant forget the russian accent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chat up lines invariably lead to mocking and derision, therefore I like to follow up with "Listen love, if I had a pound for every woman that found me unattractive, eventually most women would find me attractive"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder..."

Got to love Jimmy Carr bless him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I spoken to you before?

Worked for me! Lol

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My chat up lines invariably lead to mocking and derision, therefore I like to follow up with "Listen love, if I had a pound for every woman that found me unattractive, eventually most women would find me attractive""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you you had a body, would you hold it and be against me?

lol I'm bloody useless at this stuff so I don't even try... which is probably why I'm so crap at chatting women up. Being shy doesn't help either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke once introduce himself to me has Brad Pitts brother arm

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

For a fat bird you don't sweat a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fancy a coffee?"

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I'm gasping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a salmon would love to spread you with my cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your surname Jacobs? Because you are a cracker....

I'll get my coat!

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By *ugechoc1Man
over a year ago

walsall

I lick pussy........#she grabs her coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked "so what do you think?"

I replied " I want to rip your clothes off"

He said " shall I book a room?"

The rest is history - did anybody else feel the earth move."
nope

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Ask girl to feel your jumper and say

M: "what does that feel like to you?"

W: "Em, I don't know!"

M: "boyfriend material"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask girl to feel your jumper and say

M: "what does that feel like to you?"

W: "Em, I don't know!"

M: "boyfriend material""

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make that dress look amazing... (a bit subtle for some)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one a guy from a couple used on us at a social, before saying anything else, or even telling us his name,

"so are we having a foursome or what"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
get your knickers off now I've only got 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude

it's OK I always carry a cloth to polish them up with after

Complementing shoes is how women pick up women, can't see it working if a man tried it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude

it's OK I always carry a cloth to polish them up with after

Complementing shoes is how women pick up women, can't see it working if a man tried it..."

Thats because you are a man.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I once got the chance to say 'Hello, we danced in the rain on the South Bank, do you remember?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats because you are a man.

Well yeah... but is it cool to use the same pick up lies as my wife does

mind you sometimes I think she is really after the shoes not the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops lines not lies... or is it?

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I just ask the guy if he wants to fuck me

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your my kind off girl ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
how about later tonight you let me slip into something more comfortable ,like your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be whatever you want me to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be whatever you want me to be..."

Cool I needed a hod carrier, lets get this wall built

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be whatever you want me to be..."
ok I'm no Fred flintstone but I can make your bed rock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
have you got a sore throat suck on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude

How about if I complimented her on having a stunning LinkedIn profile picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??

Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"

Do u have very small hands?

Your profile pic is confusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like your style

sounds like what i would say to a girl back in my teenage days

I like your style, i wanna get to know you

memories hahahaha

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

excuse me, do you have the time?

if you've got the energy

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