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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody fanny farts can really spoil the mood!! Had a meet a few weeks ago, had a fanny fart which I thought was soooo funny sadly he did not, you would think I'd shit myself by the look on my face, I had to explain it's not flactulance but a build up of wind in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a build up of wind in the air?

thought it was a build up of wind in ya fanny

just tell 'im he blew you up

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Bloody fanny farts can really spoil the mood!! Had a meet a few weeks ago, had a fanny fart which I thought was soooo funny sadly he did not, you would think I'd shit myself by the look on my face, I had to explain it's not flactulance but a build up of wind in the air"

I thought it said funny farts I'm good at them, had plenty practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or fishy whispers to use a polite name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they can be embarassing went into a private room at chams with two very sexy guys one rather big and the other a good average every time the second one went in he came out with a fanny fart and we were all creasing ourselves laughing.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Anyone who is bothered needs a sense of humour transplant.

Recently playing I let one rip,my Dom said he loved them cos they were a sign of a properly used pussy.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Doesn't bother me - I don't have a fanny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt be doing with humourless guys.

Its supposed to be fun, farts and all

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"I couldnt be doing with humourless guys.

Its supposed to be fun, farts and all "

Totally agree,the best sex is when you can laugh with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite funny apart from when your bollocks gat caught in the blast

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Quite funny apart from when your bollocks gat caught in the blast "
bloody hell what's up there a air gun lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Doesn't bother me - I don't have a fanny... "
you need to turn around and prove that i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when ya nekid...where else would you keep ya gun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite funny apart from when your bollocks gat caught in the blast bloody hell what's up there a air gun lol "

My ex had a fanny like a wizards sleeve lol. Like a fookin' wind tunnel when it kicked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyways.........

It makes no odds to me as i NEVER EVER fart ...Im like the queen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How disgusting lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

sometimes it just cant be helped....makes me laugh n giggle like a giggly thing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How disgusting lol"

Its a perfectly natural function which most ladies control when in company but fannyfarts have a mind of their own.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

its the fact we have taken a good pounding from a cock which is usually attached to a male of the species, so technically its the blokes fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sure is....

Hence a sense of humour is needed when getting it on....

I couldnt stand shagging a "serious" guy...I would want to slap him , not shag him....lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I couldnt be doing with humourless guys.

Its supposed to be fun, farts and all "

we talking fannies here miss windy pops!!!

LOL

Loves ya all the same heehee

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I couldnt be doing with humourless guys.

Its supposed to be fun, farts and all "

we talking fannies here miss windy pops!!!

LOL

Loves ya all the same heehee

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By *igJessie_bjWoman
over a year ago

peterborough

OMG that happened to me in a club - and all the blokes laughed and all fucked me HARDER!!!

It was a great turn on for all of us oh yeah baby - what a laff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously his cock was to small to let all that hot air in,

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By *igJessie_bjWoman
over a year ago

peterborough


"Obviously his cock was to small to let all that hot air in, "

Whose cock???

Sorry was you taking to me???

or the person that started the post???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooop's sorry the peep who started the post sorry Jessi xxxx

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By *igJessie_bjWoman
over a year ago

peterborough


"ooop's sorry the peep who started the post sorry Jessi xxxx"

Phew!!!

Cos my boys were the ones who told me to come on here 0- and if you guys were saying they had small cocks- think i would have some answering to do!!! :O

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooop's sorry the peep who started the post sorry Jessi xxxx"

The peep,you cheeky so and so Maxine,nice to see you on here at last

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG that happened to me in a club - and all the blokes laughed and all fucked me HARDER!!!

It was a great turn on for all of us oh yeah baby - what a laff"

Or my fanny was too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lady fart in my face while I was having a lick, and enjoying it I must say. But It was not from her fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only seem to encounter this a doggy fashion fuck.Its only natural.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only seem to encounter this a doggy fashion fuck.Its only natural."

I only get it when I do doggy,and as I love that position you men will just have to get used to my farts

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

OK now for the science bit!

It only happens when the guy goes fully out then back in as he pumps air inside when he loses contact with the foofoo temporarily. It can't happen if he stays inside.

It happens more with doggy because naturally the foofoo gapes a bit when the bum cheeks get pulled apart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK now for the science bit!

It only happens when the guy goes fully out then back in as he pumps air inside when he loses contact with the foofoo temporarily. It can't happen if he stays inside.

It happens more with doggy because naturally the foofoo gapes a bit when the bum cheeks get pulled apart."

Thought so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you find out on a friday morning xxx foofoo spreading my granddad called talcum powder foofoo dont know why but the thought of flange farts and talcum powder the endless fun that would be. Better than filling your woman's hair dryer with it xxxxx talcum powder that is xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of humour is essential to enjoy this lifestyle and a great way of breaking the ice. Fanny farts are natural, and a laugh and a giggle about it is great chemistry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The things you find out on a friday morning xxx foofoo spreading my granddad called talcum powder foofoo dont know why but the thought of flange farts and talcum powder the endless fun that would be. Better than filling your woman's hair dryer with it xxxxx talcum powder that is xx "

Only you could say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do them thank god, its as bad as burping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't do them thank god, its as bad as burping."

Theres not way you can not do one,its a thing that happens with sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do them thank god, its as bad as burping.

Theres not way you can not do one,its a thing that happens with sex"

Sorry but there is no rule saying you have to and i don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How disgusting lol

Its a perfectly natural function which most ladies control when in company but fannyfarts have a mind of their own. "

Ladies can't control them to my mind. It's blokes that cause them ....

In out in out ....... Get it IN leave it IN... No fanny fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How disgusting lol

Its a perfectly natural function which most ladies control when in company but fannyfarts have a mind of their own.

Ladies can't control them to my mind. It's blokes that cause them ....

In out in out ....... Get it IN leave it IN... No fanny fart."

Well said, spot on Granny!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"OK now for the science bit!

It only happens when the guy goes fully out then back in as he pumps air inside when he loses contact with the foofoo temporarily. It can't happen if he stays inside.

It happens more with doggy because naturally the foofoo gapes a bit when the bum cheeks get pulled apart."

i'm liking that your science lesson had the word foofoo in it

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

for god sake wuminfolk........

one of you get yourselves on Britain's got Talent fanny farting to ' wind beneath my tena wings '...

no imagination I say........ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was thinking about this subject last night, why ? I dont know lol

But yes hapens to me to only from behind though, is it worth him pulling all the way out, teasing, and then plunging back in harder? Hell yes ! Lol

We find it highly ammusing, espc the one that did a corus with my giggle

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

This thread has made me giggle. I have to say i'm in the camp that it happens. If a playmate of mine/ours didn't take it in good humour then we probably wouldn't meet them again.

Sex can be serious, but you've got to have a sense of humour about the whole thing.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sense of humour is essential to enjoy this lifestyle and a great way of breaking the ice. Fanny farts are natural, and a laugh and a giggle about it is great chemistry. "

An ex (from the real world) and i after a couple of weeks of dating and chatting endlessly on the phone and over bottles of wine and cups of tea/coffee we couldnt keep our hands of one-another any longer. Foreplay was very hot, both of us trembling. I went down on her and she loved it. I then spread her lips a little to put my tongue inside. Just as i did though there was a waft of wind against the tip of my nose with a quick, quaint blurping noise. I continued for about three seconds as i could not believe what had just happened. I then looked up and said, "You just fanny farted in my face." We both burst out laughing. And couldnt have any kind of sexual contact for the rest of the night for getting an immature dose of the giggles. I say immature because she was 37 and i was 26 - both adults.

The sex for the next year together was excellent thanks to that humourous start plus it brought out our humour outside of our sex lives.

A fanny fart is perfectly natural. The guy the OP met needs to lighten up. Seems too serious not only for this sight but for general life (and thats coming from me!). To the OP you should PM the guy stating youve just dropped a corker! Haha.

Mistress Deviant - always interesting forum topics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BTW - if a woomans fanny or fanny fart stinks of fish, apparently its infected ie probably thrush. My ex did not smell of fish so thats ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG can hardly see the screen for the tears in my eyes.....most excellent post OP thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".Mistress Deviant - always interesting forum topics!"

Just incase the above is misread can i please make clear the above means with humour and/or topics that are worth reading/taking part in and relevant with an edge, therefore, interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think fanny farts are great,and apart from that one bloke all of them have laughed with me,if you can have a good laugh about it when rolling around the bed then all the more better. There is nothing wrong with it,just one of those things xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.... best thread I've seen on here!! Very very funny!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol.... best thread I've seen on here!! Very very funny!! "

Thanks Hun, we need a good laugh on here from time to time xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i lurve all the wet sloppy squelchy farting noises, i find it horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha we all do them

also for me if a guy fingers me anally i cant move after without letting one rip lmao! its natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody fanny farts can really spoil the mood!! Had a meet a few weeks ago, had a fanny fart which I thought was soooo funny sadly he did not, you would think I'd shit myself by the look on my face, I had to explain it's not flactulance but a build up of wind in the air"

doggys the worse for coursing them, i never do doggy on meets because i just never get way with shagging doggy and not fanny farting no other possition does it to me for some reason

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