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ladies,and the cash dispenser

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

have any of you ladies noticed.

when you arrive at the cash dispenser,

and there is no queue.

by the time your finished,

there's a friggin massive queue.

what is the reason for this,phenomenon.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't know, haven't used one for over a year and a half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they think your hot hot hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, but i may have to nominate that arse for an award!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know, but it could be something like this:

Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.

Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You have to take your gloves off. Open your bag, find purse, find card. Check balance then cancel and withdraw money. Take card and money. Put purse back in bag. Do bag up. Put gloves back on then walk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know, but it could be something like this:

Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.

Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse...."

Ha, more like man allows assistant to pack his shopping while he looks on uselessly, woman packs her own in double-quick time and pays for it!

*hums tune from 'no scrubs', followed by 'independant woman'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know, but it could be something like this:

Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.

Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse...."

never seen this occur myself. I don't use a purse, have own card. Own home, own job. ha bldy ha

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Nope, but i may have to nominate that arse for an award!!! "

thanks.i often win arse of the year.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Nope, but i may have to nominate that arse for an award!!!

thanks.i often win arse of the year. "
il second that!

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire


"Don't know, but it could be something like this:

Man in supermarket queue, stands there with wallet ready to pay as soon as shopping is packed.

Woman packs shopping and then is surprised when they realise they have to pay for the shopping and then starts the trawl through the handbag looking for purse....

Plus nothing broken, bent or damaged and we still pay LOL

Sue

Ha, more like man allows assistant to pack his shopping while he looks on uselessly, woman packs her own in double-quick time and pays for it!

*hums tune from 'no scrubs', followed by 'independant woman' "

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Nope, but i may have to nominate that arse for an award!!!

thanks.i often win arse of the year. il second that! "

thanks femme,i knew i could rely on your support.xxxxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Nope, but i may have to nominate that arse for an award!!!

thanks.i often win arse of the year. il second that!

thanks femme,i knew i could rely on your support.xxxxxx "
as always

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

behind every great man,

is a women.

behind that women,

is a queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And..........

I can stand behind someone at the check out in the supermarket and can guarentee that summat will go wrong...They forgot summat...No price on it.....spend an hour counting out all their small change....use vouchers ....

So im still there after the long queue has gone

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By *igJessie_bjWoman
over a year ago

peterborough

They are trying to peek over your shoulder and steal your pin!!!!

Mwahahahahahaha

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"behind every great man,

is a women.

behind that women,

is a queue. "

you got a death wish tonight Mr sauce... M8 is open now!!!!! xx

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By *igJessie_bjWoman
over a year ago

peterborough

I find - if you are at the cash point,

'You lean over and cough alot,

pretend you cant see and splutter and cough

press your germy fingers all over the keypad and pretend you have forgotten your number,

Turn around and ask the first person in th queue - £20 for a blow job!!!

I can garentee the nexzt time you are there 0 there will be no queue!!!

Or if there is - it will be3 in your favour - you lot dont bank at ********* do ya!!!!

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By *aucy3 OP   Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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