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By *angtidy42 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Coffee, tea, bacon and eggs or going down on a Sunday morning.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or a bloody seagull squawking at godknowswhat time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grip shoulder, shake vigorously and wait for slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just slide it in while she is still asleep and she will love it!

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The Bread in the toaster!!!!

Honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee, tea, bacon and eggs or going down on a Sunday morning. "

Start with going down then do the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday morning hand job is a must!! No excuses! Then I'm yours for the rest of the day........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee, tea, bacon and eggs or going down on a Sunday morning.

Start with going down then do the rest. "

Start with going downstairs and putting the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday morning hand job is a must!! No excuses! Then I'm yours for the rest of the day........"

Deal- now I need the lawns mowed by the time I get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....a nice cup of coffee and a cuddle....

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Bit of a touch up from spoons position used to do it from me

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By *angtidy42 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Redditch


"Bit of a touch up from spoons position used to do it one or two sugars? from me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B.B. gun to the arse. That'll wake her up with a spring in her step...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever she likes most.

So this morning I'm up making the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull her close. Kiss her neck gently and softly whisper good morning.

Ah well. A girl can dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle up in spoons and discuss brekkie.....then get up and cook said food

I'm too nice sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good swift slap on her arse then run like fuck before I start laffin and she beats the shit out of me again

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Mmmm a bacon sarnie a black coffee and a nice spooning.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Mr Law didn't wake me up ... he just crept off to work at six thirty and let me lie in. Different if we are both in bed - but these days one of us, usually him, has to be off and out at the crack of dawn or before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger up the arse works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide all her clothes and shout, FIRE!, quick we've got to get out of the house.

Then leave for another country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take any of the the above over waking up to the neighbours beating ten bells of crap out each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee, tea, bacon and eggs or going down on a Sunday morning. "
WOW I would love to wake you up with a different type of breakfast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of a touch up from spoons position used to do it from me"
yes I know I've seen it quite a few times very sexy

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Cup of cold water poured down her back will do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss the back of her neck and shoulders while gently rubbing her nipples. After a few slip your fingers in between her legs. If she's wet play with her while doing the above and then slowly slide yourself in and shag her silly. If that doesn't work try breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap her on her arse and say oi cock nose get downstairs and get my brekky on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee, tea, bacon and eggs or going down on a Sunday morning. "
bucket of water its refreshing and hydrating

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Coffee for me

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"Snuggle up in spoons and discuss brekkie.....then get up and cook said food

I'm too nice sometimes lol"

Wouldn't they have thrown you out at closing time...I mean Witherspoon pubs are cheap but not that che..., ah, hang on! ' spoons ' is a position isn't it?- ah, I feel so stup...never mind!

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"Pull her close. Kiss her neck gently and softly whisper good morning.

Ah well. A girl can dream "

That sounds just perfect!!!

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"I'd take any of the the above over waking up to the neighbours beating ten bells of crap out each other "

I don't like my neighbours either!

They were banging on the damned wall at 3.30 on Sunday morning!

They were banging so hard I could hardly hear my masonry drill!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slowly waking up together - usually hes spooning me or im snuggled into his shoulder with his arms around me - little subtle moves and sounds - soft waking kisses - hand slowly stroking - and as they say the rest is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finger up the arse works "
i can imagine this works well hahah

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Mr Law didn't wake me up ... he just crept off to work at six thirty and let me lie in. Different if we are both in bed - but these days one of us, usually him, has to be off and out at the crack of dawn or before!"

You need to have a word with this dawn women, that's just not on

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