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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's the wonder of the internet, you think you've invented something, only to discover someone beat you to it

Anyway, I think most non-vegetarian people would agree that sizzling bacon is a wonderful smell, but would you go on a date with someone who smelled like it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the ladies who like BBC be asking for their bacon well done then ?

( 'Humour' provided courtesy of the 1970's )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?! Bacon deodorant? Where can I purchase this marvellous fragranc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a bacon connoisseur I have seen such marvels as bacon flavoured mayonnaise and bacon flavoured vodka....but never have I seen bacon deodorant.

Quite why you'd want to smell like bacon though is beyond me I'm not that obsessed....yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What?! Bacon deodorant? Where can I purchase this marvellous fragranc?"

Apparently it's called 'Power Bacon'

...yes, even the name is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it lickable? Can you imagine walking around with dogs following you licking their lips?? And a trip to the zoo would be interesting. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What?! Bacon deodorant? Where can I purchase this marvellous fragranc?

Apparently it's called 'Power Bacon'

...yes, even the name is amazing."

Goes off to Google...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it lickable? Can you imagine walking around with dogs following you licking their lips?? And a trip to the zoo would be interesting. . "

Don't be ridiculous.

Dogs don't have lips.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think most non-vegetarian people would agree that sizzling bacon is a wonderful smell"

Sizzling bacon is often a vegetarian's downfall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think most non-vegetarian people would agree that sizzling bacon is a wonderful smell

Sizzling bacon is often a vegetarian's downfall "

I'm sure the sight of a snuffling piglet will reawaken their sense of compassion.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wtf, why would I want to go with someone that smelt of bacon, bacon smells lovely, in its right place it not bloody sprayed over someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck

I though this was a joke

I'm off to invent brown sauce perfume to make the perfect date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wtf, why would I want to go with someone that smelt of bacon, bacon smells lovely, in its right place it not bloody sprayed over someone"

Don't be ridiculous...

...it's sold as a roll on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Wtf, why would I want to go with someone that smelt of bacon, bacon smells lovely, in its right place it not bloody sprayed over someone

Don't be ridiculous...

...it's sold as a roll on "
doesn't matter there still going to smell of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer roast dinner deodorant, preferably roast lamb with a hint of mint sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It lives!!! GOOGLEd it and there it is! I need this!! x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prefer roast dinner deodorant, preferably roast lamb with a hint of mint sauce! "

Copywrite that before I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prefer roast dinner deodorant, preferably roast lamb with a hint of mint sauce!

Copywrite that before I do."

Already in the bag, signed and sealed, I'm taking it to the dragons next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prefer roast dinner deodorant, preferably roast lamb with a hint of mint sauce!

Copywrite that before I do.

Already in the bag, signed and sealed, I'm taking it to the dragons next week "

I'm sure your sword of lamb, shield of gravy and mint sauce flavoured lance shalt prevail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It lives!!! GOOGLEd it and there it is! I need this!! x x "

Pffft, I've ordered two cans along with some tinned unicorn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It lives!!! GOOGLEd it and there it is! I need this!! x x

Pffft, I've ordered two cans along with some tinned unicorn!"

It's fake, no cruel machinations of industry could ever shackle the purity of a Unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It lives!!! GOOGLEd it and there it is! I need this!! x x

Pffft, I've ordered two cans along with some tinned unicorn!

It's fake, no cruel machinations of industry could ever shackle the purity of a Unicorn."

Bastards.... Trading standards will hear of this injustice!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd find it offputting. I want a man to have man smells, not piggy ones.

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