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By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

The current Sandals advert makes me chuckle when it talks of including premium watersports. I thought this was more the type of entertainment at the Hedonism resort which neighbours Sandals in Negril.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are 'premium' watersports ?

Are we talking piss being poured onto you out of a champagne bottle ?

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By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

To be fair they mean things like diving but the it could mean all sorts of things at Hedonism.

A few years back I was recued by the Hedonism reports boat when the hobby cat I was sailing demanded at the edge of the bay. I was hoping they would drag us back to their resort so we could have a sneeky nose around but they dropped us back at our Rio resort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I see kids 'softplay' areas....always makes me chuckle

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By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Thank you, you have just reminded me that that Rio hotel was signposting one of its pools as kids poo. An looking as the sign it wasn't someone's creative vandalism but their or the sign writers Freudian mistake.

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