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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are there any genuine aviation Pilots on here?

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By *agan_PairCouple
over a year ago

portchester

Yep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of 1 guy here who has a PPL, he keeps offering to take me up for a spin but there is no way on earth I,d do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently circling Gatwick,I'll talk to you once I've landed

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a stewardess outfit if that helps

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"ive got a stewardess outfit if that helps

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it will help me later in the shower

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Yes I am a qualified pilot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lord Flasheart springs to mind here. "Get in her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back! WOOF!!!"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I saw Top Gun 5 times and now I think I'm a pilot, I love you goose!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one. "

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we took up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we took up."

Chipmunk and bulldog here, I left just after the switch

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we

took up.

Chipmunk and bulldog here, I left just

after the switch"

In my head, it was a spitfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we took up."

Chipmunk here (ATC 1188sqdrn).

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By *hampagne4usMan
over a year ago

Teddington

Can the pilots flying over our home now redivert to the other runway please

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we

took up.

Chipmunk and bulldog here, I left just

after the switch

In my head, it was a spitfire. "

Bet you had topgun soundtrack in your head too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we

took up.

Chipmunk and bulldog here, I left just m

after the switch

In my head, it was a spitfire.

Bet you had topgun soundtrack in your head too.

When I did a turn I had a few seconds of the Dambusters theme accompanying me

and a straight run was the x-wing attack on the Death Star.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I've piloted a small plane before 'I have control'

Chipmunk or bulldog.... That would show your age.

Haven't a clue! It was an 'experience' day. It was a white one.

Oh you sounded like the air cadets we

took up.

Chipmunk and bulldog here, I left just m

after the switch

In my head, it was a spitfire.

Bet you had topgun soundtrack in your head too.

When I did a turn I had a few seconds of the Dambusters theme accompanying me

and a straight run was the x-wing attack on the Death Star. "

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were cloud busting in the Bulldogs, it was the Battle of Britain theme in my head.

I had a top gun moment when I was lucky enough to get a sortie in the back of a Hawk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know of 1 guy here who has a PPL, he keeps offering to take me up for a spin but there is no way on earth I,d do that

I'm on my last few hours to get my ppl

can't wait. Why wouldn't you do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROGGER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we were cloud busting in the Bulldogs, it was the Battle of Britain theme in my head.

I had a top gun moment when I was lucky enough to get a sortie in the back of a Hawk."

I would have loved to fly the Mach Loop in the back of a Buccaneer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any genuine aviation Pilots on here? "

Why do you ask ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any genuine aviation Pilots on here?

Why do you ask ?"

Maybe he wants a lift somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

I can get my text book and find it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rule number 5 doesn't need a txt book..every genuine pilot knows what this rule is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never said I was a pilot, I'm studying the ground school part.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

The law states that players in an offside position, when the ball is touched or played by a teammate, may not become actively involved in the play. A player is in an offside position when he or she is in the opponents' half of the pitch and closer to the opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-to-last opponent (usually the last defensive player in front of the goalkeeper)

There you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Although you could probably google it and come back with an answer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

Not a clue. All mine was done with the ATC, nothing more than joy rides really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a pilot but I've watched Top Gun 57 times

You gotta let him go Mav, you gotta let him go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

QFE QNH anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am a Pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"QFE QNH anyone?"

QNH, height above mean sea level

QFE, height above ground level or that at a given airfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know the rule why have you started a thread in order to get people to explain it to you? Are you trying to out some "Walts"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My post was ' genuine aviation pilots' ..that was my reason for my question. all genuine pilots will know the answer to these questions..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've read James May's book on how to land an A330...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

James May is quite a guy..he's trained to be an astronaut also!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Not quite sure why the OP wants to know. Is it another look at me thread?

It reminds me of a joke in the RAF.

How can you tell if a guy is a Harrier pilot? He'll tell you.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Rule number 5 doesn't need a txt book..every genuine pilot knows what this rule is."

I've met a few air ambulance crew that break rule 5 on purpose (they have a good reason)

Me I liked being in the clouds

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

There you go

Like!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Rule number 5 doesn't need a txt book..every genuine pilot knows what this rule is."

Oh please OP, what's a "genuine" pilot?

No doubt OP you need not refer to the CAA/EASA sites to explain rule 5 section (3)(j)(i) and how it relates to 56(3)(f) of the Air Navigation Order.

Because I don't remember all that stuff but I know where to look it up if I need to, but then I'm probably not "genuine" enough.

This feels like another look at me post doesn't it? Sorry I find them silly be it cock size, height, or now aviation experience!!!!

Famous last words of many a bold pilot who likes to show off - "Watch this!".

Go safely OP.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My post was ' genuine aviation pilots' ..that was my reason for my question. all genuine pilots will know the answer to these questions.."

I've piloted a plane and been fully in charge of it so I'm a genuine aviation pilot. At least I was for about 10 minutes. The rest of the time I looked out of the window.

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

What is hard to understand about the 500' rule?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the flight. I'm captain spunksalot and we'll be....hey! Where did everybody go?"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"ROGGER

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Rule number 5 doesn't need a txt book..every genuine pilot knows what this rule is.

Oh please OP, what's a "genuine" pilot?

No doubt OP you need not refer to the CAA/EASA sites to explain rule 5 section (3)(j)(i) and how it relates to 56(3)(f) of the Air Navigation Order.

Because I don't remember all that stuff but I know where to look it up if I need to, but then I'm probably not "genuine" enough.

This feels like another look at me post doesn't it? Sorry I find them silly be it cock size, height, or now aviation experience!!!!

Famous last words of many a bold pilot who likes to show off - "Watch this!".

Go safely OP.

Get you!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

""Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the flight. I'm captain spunksalot and we'll be....hey! Where did everybody go?""

...you crack me up!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Rule number 5 doesn't need a txt book..every genuine pilot knows what this rule is.

Oh please OP, what's a "genuine" pilot?

No doubt OP you need not refer to the CAA/EASA sites to explain rule 5 section (3)(j)(i) and how it relates to 56(3)(f) of the Air Navigation Order.

Because I don't remember all that stuff but I know where to look it up if I need to, but then I'm probably not "genuine" enough.

This feels like another look at me post doesn't it? Sorry I find them silly be it cock size, height, or now aviation experience!!!!

Famous last words of many a bold pilot who likes to show off - "Watch this!".

Go safely OP.

Get you!!!

A bit grumpy maybe. Sorry

Just worries me when people who fly show off!!! Just wave your cock... It's safer

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Rule number 5 doesn't need a txt book..every genuine pilot knows what this rule is.

Oh please OP, what's a "genuine" pilot?

No doubt OP you need not refer to the CAA/EASA sites to explain rule 5 section (3)(j)(i) and how it relates to 56(3)(f) of the Air Navigation Order.

Because I don't remember all that stuff but I know where to look it up if I need to, but then I'm probably not "genuine" enough.

This feels like another look at me post doesn't it? Sorry I find them silly be it cock size, height, or now aviation experience!!!!

Famous last words of many a bold pilot who likes to show off - "Watch this!".

Go safely OP.

Get you!!!

A bit grumpy maybe. Sorry

Just worries me when people who fly show off!!! Just wave your cock... It's safer

It was acerbic, but I agreed with your post and found it funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear James. Never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

Don't open the window??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is yes..I am a pilot of 16 years.

To all you budding pilots out there can you explain rule number 5 of air law..I'm a bit rusty

When refuelling, don't forget your Morrison's points card!

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