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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....be indoors and on here on a Friday night and not out enjoying yourselves.

Psyche it's just that pesky nocturnal roll call nonsense.

Now that I have your attention....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been usurped already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here flirting good evening Dan x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I'm in bed as up 5.30am for work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've been usurped already. "

Good evening Naughties

Just seen it, oh well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here flirting good evening Dan x"

Good evening Ms. Seductive

Best thing for a Friday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in bed as up 5.30am for work. "

Good evening Ms. Falcon

Ow.that's a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what happens when you mess with something that's not broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" always lurking "

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here flirting good evening Dan x

Good evening Ms. Seductive

Best thing for a Friday night "
well it will have to do till I see him next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what happens when you mess with something that's not broke "

Good evening PP.

Guerilla tactics tonight but Suzy beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been out it's Friday night after all!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I tried to tempt a couple of people but the used working as their excuses to get out of meeting me.

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here flirting good evening Dan x

Good evening Ms. Seductive

Best thing for a Friday night well it will have to do till I see him next week "

Ah but absence make the heart grow fonder...and the gusset wetter

Did I really just type that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's what happens when you mess with something that's not broke

Good evening PP.

Guerilla tactics tonight but Suzy beat me to it lol "

Awe bless ya cotton socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been out it's Friday night after all!

"

Good evening Ms. Classy

Been out on the razz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving, restless,drinking,fabbing, smoking and rebuilding a vw beetle 1973....to original spec.....ok maybe fibbing too

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I tried to tempt a couple of people but the used working as their excuses to get out of meeting me.

"

Liars.... they were clearly meeting Classy Laydee instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried to tempt a couple of people but the used working as their excuses to get out of meeting me.

"

Good evening Ms. Lickety

Shame on them their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? "
still snurdling away *sniffs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of the above "

Good evening to you both

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here flirting good evening Dan x

Good evening Ms. Seductive

Best thing for a Friday night well it will have to do till I see him next week

Ah but absence make the heart grow fonder...and the gusset wetter

Did I really just type that "
something like that ....cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what happens when you mess with something that's not broke

Good evening PP.

Guerilla tactics tonight but Suzy beat me to it lol

Awe bless ya cotton socks "

Got to keep.it fresh innit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving, restless,drinking,fabbing, smoking and rebuilding a vw beetle 1973....to original spec.....ok maybe fibbing too "

Good evening

Which bit are you fibbing about, keeping the Beetle original?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried to tempt a couple of people but the used working as their excuses to get out of meeting me.

Liars.... they were clearly meeting Classy Laydee instead"

Good evening Mr. Sharp

You working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs* "

Sending you a medicinal hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here flirting good evening Dan x

Good evening Ms. Seductive

Best thing for a Friday night well it will have to do till I see him next week

Ah but absence make the heart grow fonder...and the gusset wetter

Did I really just type that something like that ....cheeky x"

He he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been out it's Friday night after all!

Good evening Ms. Classy

Been out on the razz?"

I've been to see a friends show which was amazing, loved it!

Makes me want to take up Am Dram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs*

Sending you a medicinal hug "
feeling better already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been out it's Friday night after all!

Good evening Ms. Classy

Been out on the razz?

I've been to see a friends show which was amazing, loved it!

Makes me want to take up Am Dram "

What production was it?

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By *otlerCouple
over a year ago

Newbury

just looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs*

Sending you a medicinal hug feeling better already "

Such is the power of a virtual Dan hug....unless youre Ms.TGND apparently I've jinxed her recovery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just looking."

Good evening to you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just on here browsing but whilst I am one of my favourite 'friends' has messaged asking if I want to play, so I'm now all freshly showered and awaiting his arrival.

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By *otlerCouple
over a year ago

Newbury


"just looking.

Good evening to you both

"
A very good evening to you aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening.. Tucked up in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's what happens when you mess with something that's not broke

Good evening PP.

Guerilla tactics tonight but Suzy beat me to it lol

Awe bless ya cotton socks

Got to keep.it fresh innit lol "

That's what wetwipes are for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was just on here browsing but whilst I am one of my favourite 'friends' has messaged asking if I want to play, so I'm now all freshly showered and awaiting his arrival. "

Good evening Ms. McGill

No need to ask if you're going.to have a good night then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just looking.

Good evening to you both

A very good evening to you aswell."

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs*

Sending you a medicinal hug feeling better already

Such is the power of a virtual Dan hug....unless youre Ms.TGND apparently I've jinxed her recovery "
well send em my way they work for me bless speedy recovery to ms.tgnd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening.....flirty and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working.. (Sigh)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening.. Tucked up in bed "

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

This early on a Friday

You got work tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs*

Sending you a medicinal hug feeling better already

Such is the power of a virtual Dan hug....unless youre Ms.TGND apparently I've jinxed her recovery well send em my way they work for me bless speedy recovery to ms.tgnd "

Thought it was Scotch n port that worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what happens when you mess with something that's not broke

Good evening PP.

Guerilla tactics tonight but Suzy beat me to it lol

Awe bless ya cotton socks

Got to keep.it fresh innit lol

That's what wetwipes are for "

Oooh kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs*

Sending you a medicinal hug feeling better already

Such is the power of a virtual Dan hug....unless youre Ms.TGND apparently I've jinxed her recovery well send em my way they work for me bless speedy recovery to ms.tgnd "

You can have another one then

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Mainly perving as always, especially with a Friday night drinky inside me.

This may lead to inappropriate over-flirtiness and probably cock pics later, but for now I'm still fit for polite society.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening.....flirty and perving "

Good evening Alhabama

Nice way to spend an evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working.. (Sigh) "

Good evening Mr. Remington

Welcome fellow night worker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mainly perving as always, especially with a Friday night drinky inside me.

This may lead to inappropriate over-flirtiness and probably cock pics later, but for now I'm still fit for polite society."

See hoe the night unfolds, sounds.like a good plan though

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ta, if I start talking accountancy or spreadsheets, punch me until I fall asleep...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ta, if I start talking accountancy or spreadsheets, punch me until I fall asleep..."

I'll send a virtual slap your way then lol

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ive been here since 2pm ... now doing a sleep in shift ... then 7am -2 pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening.. Tucked up in bed

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

This early on a Friday

You got work tomorrow?

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No I dont work at weekends. Nothing on tv I wanted to see so I'm under my quilt

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Ive been here since 2pm ... now doing a sleep in shift ... then 7am -2 pm "

That sounds like a 24 hour shift!

Unpleasant - fair play. Hope it's a quiet one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been here since 2pm ... now doing a sleep in shift ... then 7am -2 pm "

Good evening Ms. Melons

Blimey that's a lot of work, bet you're glad of the snooze in between.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening.. Tucked up in bed

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

This early on a Friday

You got work tomorrow?

No I dont work at weekends. Nothing on tv I wanted to see so I'm under my quilt"

Can't fault you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" always lurking

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? still snurdling away *sniffs*

Sending you a medicinal hug feeling better already

Such is the power of a virtual Dan hug....unless youre Ms.TGND apparently I've jinxed her recovery well send em my way they work for me bless speedy recovery to ms.tgnd

Thought it was Scotch n port that worked "
so do dan hugs pp xx

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x "

Sorry Gemini my bad I was running late and posted this one and didn't realise Suzy had already started one. Just been answering posts so as not to appear rude. My fault entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x "

Oi sexy bum gizza snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Sorry Gemini my bad I was running late and posted this one and didn't realise Suzy had already started one. Just been answering posts so as not to appear rude. My fault entirely "

Think you need to make it up to her..

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Ive been working... Finished at 10.30pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Oi sexy bum gizza snog "

Pucker up then gorgeous....mmmmwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Sorry Gemini my bad I was running late and posted this one and didn't realise Suzy had already started one. Just been answering posts so as not to appear rude. My fault entirely "

I'm sure you can be forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Oi sexy bum gizza snog

Pucker up then gorgeous....mmmmwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh "

Oh I'm puckering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been working... Finished at 10.30pm "

Good evening

What's the plans for the rest.of your evening?

Nosey little bugger ain't I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Sorry Gemini my bad I was running late and posted this one and didn't realise Suzy had already started one. Just been answering posts so as not to appear rude. My fault entirely

I'm sure you can be forgiven "

Crossed wires,won't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the moment you stumble into a profile of pics that you will never erase from your eyes some profiles should come with a warning hahahaha

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Oi sexy bum gizza snog

Pucker up then gorgeous....mmmmwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Oh I'm puckering "

Ooh you are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" the moment you stumble into a profile of pics that you will never erase from your eyes some profiles should come with a warning hahahaha "

Scared for life or was it a WOW moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" the moment you stumble into a profile of pics that you will never erase from your eyes some profiles should come with a warning hahahaha "

I like the gaping ass pics...shows creativity lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Oi sexy bum gizza snog

Pucker up then gorgeous....mmmmwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Oh I'm puckering

Ooh you are good "

Sssssh don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like hook a duck gone wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perving, restless,drinking,fabbing, smoking and rebuilding a vw beetle 1973....to original spec.....ok maybe fibbing too

Good evening

Which bit are you fibbing about, keeping the Beetle original? "

Restless lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" the moment you stumble into a profile of pics that you will never erase from your eyes some profiles should come with a warning hahahaha

I like the gaping ass pics...shows creativity lol. "
lol

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x I'm a bit confused which thread to write on lol x

Oi sexy bum gizza snog

Pucker up then gorgeous....mmmmwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Oh I'm puckering

Ooh you are good

Sssssh don't tell everyone"
Ok it can be our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong "

You need a stiff one now then drink that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong "

Anal hook?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm just knackered up at 5am each morning by Friday im fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving, restless,drinking,fabbing, smoking and rebuilding a vw beetle 1973....to original spec.....ok maybe fibbing too

Good evening

Which bit are you fibbing about, keeping the Beetle original?

Restless lol"

Ah ok lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong "

I think I've seen that one...the worst part was I had to really look to figure out what was going on...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just knackered up at 5am each morning by Friday im fucked "

Good evening Ms. Cheeky

That's enough to make anyone fucked....proper fucked like Ze Germans

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'm just knackered up at 5am each morning by Friday im fucked "

Alright for some

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"I'm just knackered up at 5am each morning by Friday im fucked "
blimey I'd be sleeping all day Friday if that was me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong

Anal hook?"
guessing so or someone is trying to hitch him to a caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just knackered up at 5am each morning by Friday im fucked "

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong

Anal hook? guessing so or someone is trying to hitch him to a caravan "

Ha ha ha aha... that's just a wrong picture to have on my head lol

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong

I think I've seen that one...the worst part was I had to really look to figure out what was going on...!"

I feel impelled to see these pics now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long home from work. Now perving lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who else would look after the kids?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't help being on a mobile n the pics not as big so you go right in close and yeah I really wish I hadn't bleach my eyes someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong

I think I've seen that one...the worst part was I had to really look to figure out what was going on...!

I feel impelled to see these pics now lol "

Impelled or impaled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol. "

Good evening Horny rabbits

Can't beat a good perv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who else would look after the kids?"

Good evening Clem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for "

Answers on a post card to...

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong

I think I've seen that one...the worst part was I had to really look to figure out what was going on...!

I feel impelled to see these pics now lol

Impelled or impaled "
I don't think I meant either of those words lol its late, that's my excuse and sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else would look after the kids?"

@clem looking rather curvaceous in your avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn't help being on a mobile n the pics not as big so you go right in close and yeah I really wish I hadn't bleach my eyes someone "

I'm not looking at any.pics tonight just in case.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still..."

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to... "

I'm innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol. "

Oh I've still 6 hrs to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was like hook a duck gone wrong

I think I've seen that one...the worst part was I had to really look to figure out what was going on...!

I feel impelled to see these pics now lol

Impelled or impaled I don't think I meant either of those words lol its late, that's my excuse and sticking to it "

I was referencing the possible anal hook...not sure I want. To see.that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't help being on a mobile n the pics not as big so you go right in close and yeah I really wish I hadn't bleach my eyes someone

I'm not looking at any.pics tonight just in case.lol "
cutting back on the perving gonna stick with my regular perving hot spots least I know they are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent "

I try that line it doesn't usually work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still..."

They could be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol.

Oh I've still 6 hrs to go "

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn't help being on a mobile n the pics not as big so you go right in close and yeah I really wish I hadn't bleach my eyes someone

I'm not looking at any.pics tonight just in case.lol cutting back on the perving gonna stick with my regular perving hot spots least I know they are good "

Probably for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know in safe with a milkshake and a bag of malteasers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone "

Good evening Mr. Lucky

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

"

You can go off people you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Know in safe with a milkshake and a bag of malteasers "

Niiiice Gis a Malteaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else would look after the kids?

@clem looking rather curvaceous in your avatar"

Clever camera angle, I'm skinny as a rake.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know "

Only after getting on them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know

Only after getting on them "

Good point

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know

Only after getting on them "

Sadly you failed 6 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know "

You can also get on people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know

Only after getting on them

Sadly you failed 6 years ago "

Ffs.... you're not letting that go are you? Are you assuming it was a c+p one liner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????"

I hear you Rotty, let's do this

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know

You can also get on people "

Echo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????

I hear you Rotty, let's do this "

Ok with you buddy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know

Only after getting on them

Sadly you failed 6 years ago

Ffs.... you're not letting that go are you? Are you assuming it was a c+p one liner? "

Fuck knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????

I hear you Rotty, let's do this

Ok with you buddy "

Some nice pics about tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????

I hear you Rotty, let's do this

Ok with you buddy

Some nice pics about tonight "

Good do they show us what we are missing ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????"

Me for a start

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Not literally fucked what do you lot take me for

Answers on a post card to...

I'm innocent

You can go off people you know

Only after getting on them

Sadly you failed 6 years ago

Ffs.... you're not letting that go are you? Are you assuming it was a c+p one liner?

Fuck knows "

I'm working on the assumption that it was polite, pithy and pant-wettingly provocative, and you deleted it accidentally with 200 unimaginative "fancy a fuck" messages.

..until there's any proof to the contrary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????

I hear you Rotty, let's do this

Ok with you buddy

Some nice pics about tonight

Good do they show us what we are missing ?? "

Only missing out while I'm working lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol.

Oh I've still 6 hrs to go

Show off "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell wants to go out get d*unk have a shag and enjoy themselves when you can be at work and perv for 12 shitty hours on fab ????

Me for a start "

No you wouldn't pp you would miss fab to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol.

Oh I've still 6 hrs to go

Show off

I know "

I won't be far behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not "

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....be indoors and on here on a Friday night and not out enjoying yourselves.

Psyche it's just that pesky nocturnal roll call nonsense.

Now that I have your attention....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting? "

I'm just a loser baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol.

Oh I've still 6 hrs to go

Show off

I know

I won't be far behind you "

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*"

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....be indoors and on here on a Friday night and not out enjoying yourselves.

Psyche it's just that pesky nocturnal roll call nonsense.

Now that I have your attention....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

I'm just a loser baby."

Yo Jdawg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not long home from work. Now perving lol.

Oh I've still 6 hrs to go

Show off

I know

I won't be far behind you

Pardon "

As in I leave at 7.lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hiya sexy Dan been perving now f***** fuming xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....be indoors and on here on a Friday night and not out enjoying yourselves.

Psyche it's just that pesky nocturnal roll call nonsense.

Now that I have your attention....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

I'm just a loser baby.

Yo Jdawg "

Yo D-Unit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya sexy Dan been perving now f***** fuming xxxx"

Good evening Voddy x x

How does perving get to fuming?.you ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....be indoors and on here on a Friday night and not out enjoying yourselves.

Psyche it's just that pesky nocturnal roll call nonsense.

Now that I have your attention....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

I'm just a loser baby.

Yo Jdawg

Yo D-Unit. "

Wagwan rude boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad "

I ended up chatting about housework though, and mortgages somehow, also kebabs, so i decided to tell these people i was going to bed. My fault entirely coz i am so boring i couldn't steer the conversation to something interesting tonight. Although having better conversations since i came back onto fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya sexy Dan been perving now f***** fuming xxxx

Good evening Voddy x x

How does perving get to fuming?.you ok?"

That's terrible perving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad

I ended up chatting about housework though, and mortgages somehow, also kebabs, so i decided to tell these people i was going to bed. My fault entirely coz i am so boring i couldn't steer the conversation to something interesting tonight. Although having better conversations since i came back onto fab. "

Fab cocos are always better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad

I ended up chatting about housework though, and mortgages somehow, also kebabs, so i decided to tell these people i was going to bed. My fault entirely coz i am so boring i couldn't steer the conversation to something interesting tonight. Although having better conversations since i came back onto fab.

Fab cocos are always better lol"

True.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hiya sexy Dan been perving now f***** fuming xxxx

Good evening Voddy x x

How does perving get to fuming?.you ok?"
had a lovely at a michael mulldoon concert booked taxi for 11.30 turned up 12.15 we were down a country lane no lights nothing he refused to leave the venue untill we were safe if hed had room would have brought us home as he was traveling to southampton for a show sat im ring firm up in morning demanding a refund as it was out of order did ring at 11.45 was told will be 5 mins hence fuming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad

I ended up chatting about housework though, and mortgages somehow, also kebabs, so i decided to tell these people i was going to bed. My fault entirely coz i am so boring i couldn't steer the conversation to something interesting tonight. Although having better conversations since i came back onto fab.

Fab cocos are always better lol

True. "

That was meant to say convo's lol bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya sexy Dan been perving now f***** fuming xxxx

Good evening Voddy x x

How does perving get to fuming?.you ok?had a lovely at a michael mulldoon concert booked taxi for 11.30 turned up 12.15 we were down a country lane no lights nothing he refused to leave the venue untill we were safe if hed had room would have brought us home as he was traveling to southampton for a show sat im ring firm up in morning demanding a refund as it was out of order did ring at 11.45 was told will be 5 mins hence fuming"

Taxi drivers always say 5min's even if they're an hour away

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hiya sexy Dan been perving now f***** fuming xxxx

Good evening Voddy x x

How does perving get to fuming?.you ok?had a lovely at a michael mulldoon concert booked taxi for 11.30 turned up 12.15 we were down a country lane no lights nothing he refused to leave the venue untill we were safe if hed had room would have brought us home as he was traveling to southampton for a show sat im ring firm up in morning demanding a refund as it was out of order did ring at 11.45 was told will be 5 mins hence fuming

Taxi drivers always say 5min's even if they're an hour away "
next time ile ring you mutter or would if had number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is lerking and perving lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol"

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad

I ended up chatting about housework though, and mortgages somehow, also kebabs, so i decided to tell these people i was going to bed. My fault entirely coz i am so boring i couldn't steer the conversation to something interesting tonight. Although having better conversations since i came back onto fab.

Fab cocos are always better lol

True.

That was meant to say convo's lol bloody phone "

I knew what you meant, am good at translating things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again "

Careful Daniel she's a man eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater "

Well he's a chicken nuggets eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay i have kids. No life for me still...

Good evening Ms. Affectionate

No life? Surely not

I made a new friend, he's an annoying daddy long legs though.

Yeah no life, been mopping my kitchen, cooking food and chatting online tonight. *can't find boring smiley*

IY's only boring if you hadn't been chatting, see its not all bad

I ended up chatting about housework though, and mortgages somehow, also kebabs, so i decided to tell these people i was going to bed. My fault entirely coz i am so boring i couldn't steer the conversation to something interesting tonight. Although having better conversations since i came back onto fab.

Fab cocos are always better lol

True.

That was meant to say convo's lol bloody phone

I knew what you meant, am good at translating things. "

That's good then as my phone is a nightmare sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater "

Are you speaking from.experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater

Are you speaking from.experience? "

Me I'm a virgin me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater

Are you speaking from.experience?

Me I'm a virgin me "

Are you sure

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Only in as no-one wanted to play, so washed my hair had a night in front of the telly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater

Are you speaking from.experience?

Me I'm a virgin me

Are you sure "

Bloody feels like it with all these night shifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only in as no-one wanted to play, so washed my hair had a night in front of the telly xx"

Good evening Ms. Handbags

No one wanted to play...are they mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater

Are you speaking from.experience?

Me I'm a virgin me

Are you sure

Bloody feels like it with all these night shifts"

Know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only in as no-one wanted to play, so washed my hair had a night in front of the telly xx

Good evening Ms. Handbags

No one wanted to play...are they mad "

That's so wrong..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is lerking and perving lol

Good evening Ms. Pretty

Best way to spend an evening especially if it's bloody raining again

Careful Daniel she's a man eater

Are you speaking from.experience?

Me I'm a virgin me

Are you sure

Bloody feels like it with all these night shifts"

I used to do 12hrs couldn't stand them they dragged soooo long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/09/15 01:39:00]

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Hello everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everyone xx"

Oi oi stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone xx"

Hello boobies

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