FabSwingers.com forum: Man v Kitten

By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x"

No she be snuggling the kitten instead

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

She can stroke your pussy and then her own.

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By *eanutButterJellyTimeCouple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

Only if the kitten is happy about it... wouldn't want to upset the kitty

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh, that is an agonising conundrum and no mistake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat isnt very good at sharing me lol..but I'd love a wee kitten..she wouldnt I'm sure!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It's a good ploy to get women to your house but I doubt you'd get a look in once they are there

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Not til the kitten is tired!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I went to meet a guy who said he had kittens and did I mind?

The place stunk. I asked if I could use the loo to which he replied just let me go and check because the cat shits in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet for sex not to cuddle bloody kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not til the kitten is tired!

Do kittens get tired?

Do we tire of kittens?

It's no to both by the way, just in case anyone's wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten? What kitten.

Puppy now, that is a different matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the kitten left us alone he'd get laid. I don't like being watched.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Kitten? What kitten.

Puppy now, that is a different matter. "

You bring your puppies, I'll bring mine

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Not til the kitten is tired!

Do kittens get tired?

Do we tire of kittens?

It's no to both by the way, just in case anyone's wondering.

Nah, loadsa men on here, not many kittens! !

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Nah, loadsa men on here, not many kittens! !

Woe betide the person who comes to the thread with a "sour old puss" joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not til the kitten is tired!

Do kittens get tired?

Do we tire of kittens?

It's no to both by the way, just in case anyone's wondering.

Nah, loadsa men on here, not many kittens! !

Plenty of pussy lovers from all genders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x"

Who, the kitten?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

The real question is - do you have a kitten? If yes, where do you live!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The real question is - do you have a kitten? If yes, where do you live!"

LOL, show me the kitten!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm sure I can find one by the time you get here...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just show me the tiger. I've got my own kitten.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I seem to remember my school showning the public education film warning of the dangers of strangers luring you in with offers of sweets, kittens or puppies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to leave because of an allergy, eyes swell, can't breathe, red blotches everywhere! Not the best look in the world xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x"

So....

Are you telling us you have a kitten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....

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Any body want to buy a kitten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....

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Any body want to buy a kitten?"

Awww! Can I come to your house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol x"
god man where's your dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I would be too distracted by the kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got 1 7 week old and 3 6 week old kittens. Iv hand reared them from tiny. I'm sick of the sight of bloody kittens. Plus I automatically start spouting the benefits of microchipping and neutering etc...

Anybody got a puppy?!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I have a twelve week old kitten and she sleeps on my pillow all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, if you went to a meet at a guys house and you found out he had a 8 week old kitten... Is he getting laid?...lol xgod man where's your dignity

He threw it out with the cat litter

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I went to meet a guy who said he had kittens and did I mind?

The place stunk. I asked if I could use the loo to which he replied just let me go and check because the cat shits in the bath

There's the snag with many guys who live alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....

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Any body want to buy a kitten?

Awww! Can I come to your house?

bring cat nip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....

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Any body want to buy a kitten?

Awww! Can I come to your house?

bring cat nip"

I have that in abundance, be there shortly....

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Tell them you found it half dead floating down the river in a bag, you waded in while wearing you best suit,swam a mile and saved it just before it went over the massive waterfall, you brought it to the vet who said put it down but no way were you going to do that so you took a week off work to care for it, hand feeding it and now you're looking for a good home for it. Positive spin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh if a woman's got a kitten she's not getting a look in from me unless she has a tub of Ben and Jerry's in the bed but I'd like just curl up with the kitten and eat the ice cream

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

I'm not doing well here...lol...So ladies, would you stay indoors to play with my kitten when I have a hot tub in my scheduled garden??...lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I'm not doing well here...lol...So ladies, would you stay indoors to play with my kitten when I have a hot tub in my scheduled garden??...lol

What's a scheduled garden? And yes I would stay in with the baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not doing well here...lol...So ladies, would you stay indoors to play with my kitten when I have a hot tub in my scheduled garden??...lol

What's a scheduled garden? And yes I would stay in with the baby!"

It'll be along in a minute....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He will only get laid if there is a mutual attraction, not because some of us have a soft spot for kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She can stroke your pussy and then her own. "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd fuss the kitten, only shag him if he was the right sort for me.

Though I'd not be at his house if I'd not worked that out already.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....

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Any body want to buy a kitten?"

I'd ask for pics but they're not permitted.

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By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"This is not boding at all well; I have two 8 weeks.... How long is this going to keep me shaggless....

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Any body want to buy a kitten?

I'd ask for pics but they're not permitted. "

Yeah doubt it would be allowed

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