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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what are you having?

(I had very good results with a glass of Rose last night but will start with a GnT over ice with lime, using Bombay Saphire Gin and slimline tonic.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have my usual Quager please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of thatchers, and a packet of pork scratchings!!! Thank you very much!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a happy hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large stiff one please!

(Oh shit, sounds like I've caught the ghey! Retract, retract!!)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

something cold and refreshing please barman x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of thatchers, and a packet of pork scratchings!!! Thank you very much!!"

How do you like it? Foamy head or more beer??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't know what I fancy so surprise me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"A large stiff one please!

(Oh shit, sounds like I've caught the ghey! Retract, retract!!) "
too late lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have my usual Quager please "

I confess to not knowing what that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't know what I fancy so surprise me "

Only the best for you diamonds- a Champagne I think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a happy hour?"

Its always happy hour here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Don't know what I fancy so surprise me

Only the best for you diamonds- a Champagne I think?"
a kir royale will do very nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have my usual Quager please

I confess to not knowing what that is "

My drink of choice, 4 shots of Jagermeister in a pint of vanilla with crushed ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"something cold and refreshing please barman x"

How about a stella tortoise?

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth


"So what are you having?

(I had very good results with a glass of Rose last night but will start with a GnT over ice with lime, using Bombay Saphire Gin and slimline tonic.)

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Oooh port and lemon thank you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't know what I fancy so surprise me

Only the best for you diamonds- a Champagne I think?a kir royale will do very nicely "

Delicious!

Bolly or Veuve?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Lime n soda with ice and a straw please

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"something cold and refreshing please barman x

How about a stella tortoise?"
whats dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are you having?

(I had very good results with a glass of Rose last night but will start with a GnT over ice with lime, using Bombay Saphire Gin and slimline tonic.)

Oooh port and lemon thank you please "
Ice and a slice madam?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guinness please!"

Coming up- it takes a few minutes as you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please.

Strong, black with two sugars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greygoose over ice with cranberry please xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a happy hour?

Its always happy hour here "

Great stuff, I'll stay all weekend then! First up, a Manhattan with one for the lovely lady

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By *ighorn2006Man
over a year ago

Ceredigion / N France

Pint of Doombar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have my usual Quager please

I confess to not knowing what that is

My drink of choice, 4 shots of Jagermeister in a pint of vanilla with crushed ice "

Strong stuff- like you- on its way, just finishing the shamrock on the guiness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke please cos I'm working tonight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Don't know what I fancy so surprise me

Only the best for you diamonds- a Champagne I think?a kir royale will do very nicely

Delicious!

Bolly or Veuve?"
I don't mind I'm not posh enough to tell the difference

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

cinzano and tonic please will add the _oddy later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"something cold and refreshing please barman x

How about a stella tortoise?whats dat"

Its lager darling, just with some added poetic licence

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Guinness please!

Coming up- it takes a few minutes as you know "

Why thank you. Im just gonna role with the madam thing for the moment haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee please.

Strong, black with two sugars."

Done and done- driving or on the wagon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im feeling like a cocktail

gimmie a white russian on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sambuca&lemonade served by a hot young guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of your finest and a jug of WooWoo please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guinness please!

Coming up- it takes a few minutes as you know

Why thank you. Im just gonna role with the madam thing for the moment haha"
well its very busy tonight, I just saw the lady bit in your username

Could always give me a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lime n soda with ice and a straw please "

Sorry for the wait- I had to fetch more ice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coke please cos I'm working tonight "

Done- on the house if you put a pinny on and give me a hand with all these cocktails!

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Guinness please!

Coming up- it takes a few minutes as you know

Why thank you. Im just gonna role with the madam thing for the moment hahawell its very busy tonight, I just saw the lady bit in your username

Could always give me a hand "

Haha . A hand you say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Manhattan,

Doombar and Cinzano all coming up!

Can someone stick some choons on the juke box please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im feeling like a cocktail

gimmie a white russian on the rocks "

Nice although I prefer a black one , preferably Irish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sambuca&lemonade served by a hot young guy lol"

Let me know if you find one and I will try and facilitate it

In the meantime will PP do- he's definitely the former

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of your finest and a jug of WooWoo please "

Starting like you mean to go on- certainly- sure you wouldn't prefer a yard?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka and slimline tonic for me with a wedge of lime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guinness please!

Coming up- it takes a few minutes as you know

Why thank you. Im just gonna role with the madam thing for the moment hahawell its very busy tonight, I just saw the lady bit in your username

Could always give me a hand

Haha . A hand you say "
Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka and slimline tonic for me with a wedge of lime please "

Good girl! coming up... busy day?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Vodka and slimline tonic for me with a wedge of lime please

Good girl! coming up... busy day?"

Oh yes extremely busy but it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a large glass of anything please its been one of those days x

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Could I have a bitter lemon and a packet of dry roasted please x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Lime n soda with ice and a straw please

Sorry for the wait- I had to fetch more ice!"

I'll let you off, but it'll cost ya a boobie hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same again please and one for yourself, hic

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Pint of vodka, dash of lemonade please

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

No booze for me tonight...though may have a cheeky few up to old Trafford and a few when I go to amours

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

puts on londons calling by the clash

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'll have a Bulmers Black Grape cider if there are any left.

By the way, the condom machine in the toilets is empty.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Pint of thatchers, and a packet of pork scratchings!!! Thank you very much!!"

Ooooooh make it 2!!!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Don't know what I fancy so surprise me

Only the best for you diamonds- a Champagne I think?a kir royale will do very nicely

Delicious!

Bolly or Veuve?"

Has to be Bolly - no acid reflux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"puts on londons calling by the clash"

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please.

Strong, black with two sugars.

Done and done- driving or on the wagon?"

Been on the wagon for 18yrs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will have a large glass of anything please its been one of those days x"

Chilled white?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Coffee please.

Strong, black with two sugars.

Done and done- driving or on the wagon?

Been on the wagon for 18yrs."

Stop telling fibs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a bitter lemon and a packet of dry roasted please x "
certainly- ice?

I'll let you open them- never trust the ones on the bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have a large glass of anything please its been one of those days x

Chilled white?"

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lime n soda with ice and a straw please

Sorry for the wait- I had to fetch more ice!

I'll let you off, but it'll cost ya a boobie hug "

Diamonds can you give LPP a boobie hug here?

Sorry luv my hands are full of foaming jugs..

Make up your own punchline

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am having a Pepsi Max with cherry. What I actually fancy right now is a lambic framboise beer or half a pint of decent porter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will have a large glass of anything please its been one of those days x

Chilled white?

please "

Got a nice sancerre? Or a chauvignon blanc thats passable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Sod it, I'm home alone with a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-pape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sod it, I'm home alone with a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-pape "

Gets coat- that'll do me, be there in 20, drink slowly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same again please and one for yourself, hic "

Well you can't fly on one wing!

Thanks I'll have a vodka lime and soda

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Bottle of Summer fruits Koperburg please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm on reduced to clear Hofmeister

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of Summer fruits Koperburg please "

Oo sounds yummy- perfect for this weather today, cheers!

Whats next on the juke box??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on reduced to clear Hofmeister "

Best shake your bootie until someone buys you a drink to make you stop then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD on the rocks n led zep on jukebox.a nice 20 pack a Marlborough red,some good company...

And a winning euro lottery ticket to boot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice full bodied red for me please.

X

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Sod it, I'm home alone with a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-pape

Gets coat- that'll do me, be there in 20, drink slowly!"

1st glass just poured but eating a mojito solero 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the footy now, then off to the cricket club for a pint of Brains

Some say I need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice full bodied red for me please.

X"

Rioja reserva?

Or moi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice full bodied red for me please.

X

Rioja reserva?

Or moi! "

Could I have a nice full bodied lady in red ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three glasses of Pinot Grigio and feeling mellow, and naughty

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bacardi and diet please, oh and the next rounds on me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are you having?

(I had very good results with a glass of Rose last night but will start with a GnT over ice with lime, using Bombay Saphire Gin and slimline tonic.)

"

I think I'll start with a large glass of rioja... may hit the laguvalin over ice a bit later!! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please.

Strong, black with two sugars.

Done and done- driving or on the wagon?

Been on the wagon for 18yrs.

Stop telling fibs "

Mojitos with you doesn't count...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have a large glass of anything please its been one of those days x

Chilled white?

please

Got a nice sancerre? Or a chauvignon blanc thats passable?"

No idea im normally a red girl. Whievers stronger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a glass of and getting ready for the night shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will have a large glass of anything please its been one of those days x

Chilled white?

please

Got a nice sancerre? Or a chauvignon blanc thats passable?

No idea im normally a red girl. Whievers stronger "

Port then!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dream On by Aerosmith for the jukebox...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Some local real ale please. Pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dream On by Aerosmith for the jukebox..."
Tune!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some local real ale please. Pint. "

Has to be Pedigree if its local to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacardi and diet please, oh and the next rounds on me ??"

Too kind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turbo shandy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turbo shandy please "

Omg haven't had one of those for years!!

I used to like a Cheeky Vimto as well around then!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

If we're going retro...

I'd love a Babycham

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Can we some cracking tunes on the jukebox please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why do u lot sort a night out when I can't drink!!

I will just have a tonic water, ice and lemon please.

I'm on antibiotics

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Some local real ale please. Pint.

Has to be Pedigree if its local to me! "

I really like Marstons Pedigree beer

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

I'll have a Guinness please.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Rebel Yell - Billy Idol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I think I'm a little bit d*unk

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

whats all this then..party without me..got a cup of tea? ill be the taxi driver home xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I think I'm a little bit d*unk "

Ah, you know what you need to do....

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Have another drink

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm a little bit d*unk

Ah, you know what you need to do....

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Have another drink"

thought everyone was comatose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have hot chocolate please with marshmallows

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I will have hot chocolate please with marshmallows"

_ello lovely i think im the only one not out for the count..squirty cream with that? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a large jura followed by another please , its been one of those evenings xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have hot chocolate please with marshmallows

_ello lovely i think im the only one not out for the count..squirty cream with that? x "

Yes please ms suzy

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I will have hot chocolate please with marshmallows

_ello lovely i think im the only one not out for the count..squirty cream with that? x

Yes please ms suzy "

I have squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better have real Disaronno and fresh lime....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

If we're moving to shorts, I'll have a Kahlua, please bartender.

As payment, I shall dedicate the next song on the jukebox to you...

I Drove All Night - Roy Orbison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's evening I'll have a filthy dream... 2 shots of Sambuca and 1 of Ameretto over crushed ice in a pint of vanilla please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lv sambucca mmm evening Daniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lv sambucca mmm evening Daniel"

Bonjour Miss Pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet white wine pretty please

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By *Sin or Not 2SinCouple
over a year ago

A hop skip n a jump

The ladies here are on the pink fizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'll have 'M' on the rocks.... he's more than enough to make me intoxicated ;-p x

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