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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Multipacks of Marmite crisps in Poundland........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Joyous news. I shall try and swing through town tomorrow to drop a golden boy on those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much?

Don't you mean ,,,,how munch !,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should export the product as a WMD. I couldn't think of anything more vile as a culinary snack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sick and twisted perverts....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"We should export the product as a WMD. I couldn't think of anything more vile as a culinary snack?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joyous news. I shall try and swing through town tomorrow to drop a golden boy on those.

Indeed most joyous news.... I swooped-in and bagged myself 5 packs ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sick and twisted perverts....

Yes guilty as charged.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We should export the product as a WMD. I couldn't think of anything more vile as a culinary snack?"

Noooooooooooo...... That's part of our national identity you're messing with.... sheeeeesh..... it's the crown jewels of crisp flavours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love marmite but marmite crisps arent nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goddamit, I'm sworn off crisps for the rest of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love marmite but marmite crisps arent nice"
marmite is left over axle grease mixed with used loo paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love marmite but marmite crisps arent nice"
How do you know a Wythy girl has orgasmed? She drops her bag of marmite crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goddamit, I'm sworn off crisps for the rest of the year "
Are they a delicacy in the North East? A Geordie or Mackem canopie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sensing a lot of hostility and resentment for one of our national treasures......

Shame on you Yeast extract detractors....

That's not easy to say by the way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sensing a lot of hostility and resentment for one of our national treasures......

Shame on you Yeast extract detractors....

That's not easy to say by the way....

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so marmite is a yeast infection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a german lady yesterday and marmite was discussed - long story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not found any marmite *flavoured* snacks which work. It just needs to be the real thing for me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sensing a lot of hostility and resentment for one of our national treasures......

Shame on you Yeast extract detractors....

That's not easy to say by the way....

so marmite is a yeast infection?"

It's an addiction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I met a german lady yesterday and marmite was discussed - long story "
a German in Wivvy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not found any marmite *flavoured* snacks which work. It just needs to be the real thing for me."

same - apart from marmite chocolate - but that didnt really taste of marmite at all - i dont even like the squirty marmite has to be the stuff out of the jar

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not found any marmite *flavoured* snacks which work. It just needs to be the real thing for me.

same - apart from marmite chocolate - but that didnt really taste of marmite at all - i dont even like the squirty marmite has to be the stuff out of the jar "

Phwarrrrr Marmite Chocolate.... that sounds like utter perfection....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feels nauseous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feels nauseous "

I know a cure for that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, got some marmite crisps in the cupboard, might have a pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels nauseous

I know a cure for that.....

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would Marmite feature in the said cure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not found any marmite *flavoured* snacks which work. It just needs to be the real thing for me.

same - apart from marmite chocolate - but that didnt really taste of marmite at all - i dont even like the squirty marmite has to be the stuff out of the jar

Phwarrrrr Marmite Chocolate.... that sounds like utter perfection....

its just nice chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not found any marmite *flavoured* snacks which work. It just needs to be the real thing for me.

same - apart from marmite chocolate - but that didnt really taste of marmite at all - i dont even like the squirty marmite has to be the stuff out of the jar

Phwarrrrr Marmite Chocolate.... that sounds like utter perfection....

its just nice chocolate "
like a good Wivvy girl woul know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feels nauseous

I know a cure for that.....

would Marmite feature in the said cure?"

No Marmite involved,,,,, and technically it's not a cure...... but it would take your mind off it.... although the shock of cold lube might do that before the actual treatment is administered ...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Goddamit, I'm sworn off crisps for the rest of the year "

Marmite powder on popcorn is quite good. Or my personal favourite, marmite on a dark rye ryvita.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've not found any marmite *flavoured* snacks which work. It just needs to be the real thing for me."

Me too.

If I hadn't just eaten and I had some crumpets just reading this thread would have me toasting a crumpets and filling those buttery holes with some marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels nauseous

I know a cure for that.....

would Marmite feature in the said cure?

No Marmite involved,,,,, and technically it's not a cure...... but it would take your mind off it.... although the shock of cold lube might do that before the actual treatment is administered ...

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Oer ...........I will stick with Marmite

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Goddamit, I'm sworn off crisps for the rest of the year "

Some Marmite flavored cock here if you're feeling peckish Ruby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joyous news. I shall try and swing through town tomorrow to drop a golden boy on those.

A golden boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in and as a result of this thread: marmite on toast. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much?

Don't you mean ,,,,how munch !,,,,,

Marmite is for toast. In certain conditions and times of crisis, a sandwich.

As God himself intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multipacks of Marmite crisps in Poundland........

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awesome !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much?

Don't you mean ,,,,how munch !,,,,,

Marmite is for toast. In certain conditions and times of crisis, a sandwich.

As God himself intended.

Amen brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much?

Don't you mean ,,,,how munch !,,,,,

Marmite is for toast. In certain conditions and times of crisis, a sandwich.

As God himself intended.

Amen brother."

Sho nuff.

Nice arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the Guinness crisps if you can find them.

Taste sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather lick a unwashed for a week unhaven for years muff than marmite

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will get some tomorrow, love marmite

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