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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was chatting with a friend last night about oral.

She and I have played a few times but she was saying that every single man says that they are the absolutely best at oral and that they will make you (woman) feel utterly amazing and like no other man has ever made you feel...

The trouble is that they don't !! And according to her, not very many men have any idea what they're doing despite perhaps being experienced on here with meeting people.

Discuss :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is there to discuss...you said it all.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd agree with your friend!

But then a lot of men think that the clit is some sort of doorbell... the harder you push it, the quicker someone cums!

Wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men will say anything to get a shag they not going to tell you they crap, because they probably think they great

Few few men actully manage to make me cum, i usually put that down to the fact in swinging people really never get to know your body well, i also think it depends how relaxed you feel with someone

At the end of the day we all like different and a guy can have a meet one week and have the women cumming all over the place and meet someone the next week and do exactally the same and do nothing for her at all

to be honest so long as a guy trys i'm happy its the lazy buggers that just want a bj and a shag that piss me off

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Was chatting with a friend last night about oral.

She and I have played a few times but she was saying that every single man says that they are the absolutely best at oral and that they will make you (woman) feel utterly amazing and like no other man has ever made you feel...

The trouble is that they don't !! And according to her, not very many men have any idea what they're doing despite perhaps being experienced on here with meeting people.

"

I think what you have said is very true - you only have to read a few profiles to see how many guys think they are great at it....

In my *ahem* 'limited' experience some are really not good, most are ok-ish, but there are just a few who make all the research worth it...

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

well very interesting thread and as a man il admit im crap at it,but always try my best and ask for directions,lol,see sometimes we can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is there to discuss...you said it all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think alot of men think maybe to much about all sorts. How clean ?Thay shag around... I may get somthing if i go down . lol or feel some woman are not as sweet as thay could be . So just look to go start in for the shag . lol Thay say all sorts to get there leg over here on profiles in letters ..... But when it come down to the meet cant really pull it off at times its all to much and in there head , Good thing there are some real swingers out there who love doing it ... but its sorting them out not easy when thay run on about how thay love oral. jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say that through experience the ones who feel the need to mention it or brag about it on their profiles are normally the ones that are the biggest let down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say that through experience the ones who feel the need to mention it or brag about it on their profiles are normally the ones that are the biggest let down. "
yes i think your right there. Maybe we should all lie on our profiles say we are all virgins , lol xxx jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Maybe we should all lie on our profiles say we are all virgins , lol xxx jo xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think too much emphasis is put on techique to be fair. It's like theres a manual for the process, such as lick sector A, ajoin lips to part B and suck (see fig. 1)

What a lot of guys don't get is that oral actually involves a whole lot more of a woman's skin than simply her pussy, as contact with a wet mouth feels delightful in so many places, and its delicious to explore for both.....

Also the only guarantee that oral is being performed on a lady is to read her body language and respond accordingly. What turns one member of the fairer sex on will be completely different from another....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanting to get anything thrown at me but then again I am posting so should expect it.

I have always stated that I have good oral skills, but also do express that I listen to my lover. Many older more experienced lovers over the years has taught me that everyone is different, there is no RIGHT or wrong Technique but what is right everytime is to listen to your female partner and work with them to give them the feeling they need.

A woman can't expect a man to just do whats right for them without any knowledge just like no man should expect that what they do works with everyone.

When swinging, you don't tend to build up to the oral foreplay like you would in a normal relationship, you don't have that same connection that you would have with a permanent full time lover and so there has to be much more give and take.

I think the problem that really is core here in the OP's post is that most men say they are "Great with Oral skills" but don't take the time to find out what the lady likes, even when they think they are been unselfish in giving Oral, they are not really giving what the woman wants.

I mean I'm a bloke and I know how I like my cock to be played with and I too have had experiences of crap oral on me, theres really no excuses, just need to all find the way that works.

Everyones different, no communication before or during isn't going to solve that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe we should take control of the men now and again and just sit on there faces lol.... x jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe we should take control of the men now and again and just sit on there faces lol.... x jo"

Maybe you should Madam. Maybe you should....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe we should take control of the men now and again and just sit on there faces lol.... x jo

Maybe you should Madam. Maybe you should.... "

I will then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is every woman is different what works on one woman may not work on another some cum by oral some through penetration these guys are'nt going to know what works unless we teach them and stop faking lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

very interesting discussion...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I can lick a pussy for hours"... haven't you learnt to do it properly yet?

"I can breath through my ears"... can I test that theory with a pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would not disagree with the original comment, as a guy and seeing what "some" guys will do to get their leg over they will lie through their back teeth - at best it is a huge misconception on their part. They may enjoy but does the lady....who may well be too kind to say they were shit!!

Also does it not work the other way, have had some poor BJ's given to me, but then again practise does make better...however ladies tend not to brag but to do - shot my own argument down there, leaves with tail between his legs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe we should take control of the men now and again and just sit on there faces lol.... x jo"

Stocks pulls up a chair.....x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but with the above said, I have had some women promising the moon on a stick (awesome, mind-bending BJ's) but... when the gap between their missing teeth gets caught it's actually rather painful.

ARGHHHH ARGHHHH PLEASE STOP!!! does not equal YESSSS YESSSS that's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe we should take control of the men now and again and just sit on there faces lol.... x jo

Stocks pulls up a chair.....x"

I have all my own theeth and i like to think i give back what i get . jo x

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By *vor Bigun 69!Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Its like everything in life, some of us are good at sport, some make good plumbers, some brain surgeons!! And some would be shite at them!! Why should sex be any different!!

Ps - by the way, I was born 2 lick pussy and am fookin excellent at it, so ladies, form an orderly queue!!

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I used to think I wa good at it, then I met my partner and realised I was poor! She seems to enjoy it though! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well how about a lesson with you instructing me on how to do it properly!!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Isn't it all about communication - gentle hints, and the guy picking up on the signals of 'she liked that' etc

Oral where you simply clamp down and go for a meal, ala lesbo porno - mmm some may like sometimes, but usually find better as part of a general massage, all body kissing, licking, cool air blowing session.

Last ex used to love me sliding two fingers into her, getting them nice and wet and then licking them clean in between the usual oral games.

Oddly talk to some women and they find the younger the guy the less keen he is to reciprocate on the oral side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another lets knock men thread.

some of you women aint up to much either. yet when it comes to it you lot are far worse at being a disappointment.

but god help any men who says such a thing.

get a fucking life.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead


"get a fucking life."

Hardly a ringing endorsement for the male population, when unable to conduct a civil conversation on an internet forum.

If blow jobs and the like are useless from the ladies, feel free to start a thread complaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever.

and as its a forum i can say go do one!

alright.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"another lets knock men thread.

some of you women aint up to much either. yet when it comes to it you lot are far worse at being a disappointment.

but god help any men who says such a thing.

get a fucking life."

You're lovely you are.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

PS... the OP was a man.

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Its a fair comment to make, but are women any better at oral to other women than guys?

Also I as the male half of the partnership have met a few women at party's and no matter whether it is me or another bloke giving oral, they have just laid there like a wet lettuce or rag doll, no response whatsover. Replace the guy with a woman and they come to life. Seems some women are not interested in oral from blokes.

BUT go from oral to really rough fingering and by this I mean hard penetration and slapping of the vagina and they are cumming all over the place. Then let a woman do this and the blokes can go take a jump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's all about technique

nobodies technique works everytime on every person, and the same goes for guys and gals.

we've all had good and not so good oral

Sexual expertise is a life skill

and if you want to sign up for some lessons, just pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's all about technique

nobodies technique works everytime on every person, and the same goes for guys and gals.

we've all had good and not so good oral

Sexual expertise is a life skill

and if you want to sign up for some lessons, just pm me "

can I get "skills for life" funding to support me on these lessons?

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond


"it's all about technique

nobodies technique works everytime on every person, and the same goes for guys and gals.

we've all had good and not so good oral

Sexual expertise is a life skill

and if you want to sign up for some lessons, just pm me "

I'll second that jack. I had the most amazing blowjob of my life from a lady at a party months ago. met the same lady again recently and it was really mediocre. Not everyone is going to be on top form all the time.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whether male or female, there is a reason some people just have to tell you how good they are at doing x, y and z sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been a great fan of rugmunching so it figures that I don't have a great deal of experience at it, hence I'm probably not very good at it.

Siren seems to be able to get me to do to her in the way that she likes but then she has a nice tasting pussy and not a stinky one - which is my original reason for not liking it very much.

That's about as honest as I can be about the subject, and I hope it doesn't offend anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd agree with your friend!

But then a lot of men think that the clit is some sort of doorbell... the harder you push it, the quicker someone cums!

Wrong! "

lmao never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been a great fan of rugmunching so it figures that I don't have a great deal of experience at it, hence I'm probably not very good at it.

Siren seems to be able to get me to do to her in the way that she likes but then she has a nice tasting pussy and not a stinky one - which is my original reason for not liking it very much.

That's about as honest as I can be about the subject, and I hope it doesn't offend anyone."

lol Wishy, have found a few smelly fanny's on my travels, but I've got a cast iron constitution, and I just treat it as a new "flavour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

lol Wishy, have found a few smelly fanny's on my travels, but I've got a cast iron constitution, and I just treat it as a new "flavour" "

what a man you are jack xxxxxx me being bi i have come across this too xx and even put my own fingers up myself see how it is xx before i meet , lol xx sweet as honey i make sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody(male or female)that's really bad at it,isn't listening to their partner,or sensing how they react to what they're doing.

I think it also depends on how horny both parties are and whether or not whoever doing it is really interested in getting the woman off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some peeps are not very good at it, whereas some will take me to heaven and back a few times in a short period of time.

At the end of the day, oral is not be all and end all, neither is having an orgasm.

I will not hesitate to "direct" a gent in order to reach my O, that's for certain!

I would even ask him to use my toys on me if necessary.

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it all about communication - gentle hints, and the guy picking up on the signals of 'she liked that' etc

Oral where you simply clamp down and go for a meal, ala lesbo porno - mmm some may like sometimes, but usually find better as part of a general massage, all body kissing, licking, cool air blowing session.

Last ex used to love me sliding two fingers into her, getting them nice and wet and then licking them clean in between the usual oral games.

Oddly talk to some women and they find the younger the guy the less keen he is to reciprocate on the oral side."

What's with the cool air blowing .... what is that ? WTF is THAT .......... the first time someone blew on my pussy I thought he was weird... after a few times I did the ...OI ...cut it out .. thing.... DON'T just DON'T ..... wet and warm does NOT want drying out with cold air thanks .... bloody idiot males.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

..What's Oral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..What's Oral?"

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

I love giving a woman oral. It's the best thing in the world

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"..What's Oral?

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?"

.. best put the kettle on, its cold outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..What's Oral?

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?"

.

I believe Ahabs is trying to pull our legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's with the cool air blowing .... what is that ? WTF is THAT .......... the first time someone blew on my pussy I thought he was weird... after a few times I did the ...OI ...cut it out .. thing.... DON'T just DON'T ..... wet and warm does NOT want drying out with cold air thanks .... bloody idiot males. "

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Each to their own, Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..What's Oral?

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?

.

I believe Ahabs is trying to pull our legs! "

I'm not sure it's our legs he's after haha

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"..What's Oral?"

Come on silly, you do know, it's when you talk about it! Doh! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..What's Oral?

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?

.

I believe Ahabs is trying to pull our legs!

I'm not sure it's our legs he's after haha "

.

We'll find out at Chams this Sunday as he'll be there!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What's with the cool air blowing .... what is that ? WTF is THAT .......... the first time someone blew on my pussy I thought he was weird... after a few times I did the ...OI ...cut it out .. thing.... DON'T just DON'T ..... wet and warm does NOT want drying out with cold air thanks .... bloody idiot males.

.

Each to their own, Granny! "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..What's Oral?

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?

.

I believe Ahabs is trying to pull our legs!

I'm not sure it's our legs he's after haha

.

We'll find out at Chams this Sunday as he'll be there! "

I know, but I won't be

Still, he's my neighbour, we'll make up for it sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll find out at Chams this Sunday as he'll be there!

I know, but I won't be

Still, he's my neighbour, we'll make up for it sometime "

.

Shame, as it would be a hoot on Sunday! Nevermind!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"..What's Oral?

Ding dong! is there somebody at the door?

.

I believe Ahabs is trying to pull our legs!

I'm not sure it's our legs he's after haha

.

We'll find out at Chams this Sunday as he'll be there!

I know, but I won't be

Still, he's my neighbour, we'll make up for it sometime "

Yeah.. once I make it past that damn dog in the house between yours and mine.. damn creature keeps barking at me like it doesn't know I live here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I think too much emphasis is put on techique to be fair. It's like theres a manual for the process, such as lick sector A, ajoin lips to part B and suck (see fig. 1)

What a lot of guys don't get is that oral actually involves a whole lot more of a woman's skin than simply her pussy, as contact with a wet mouth feels delightful in so many places, and its delicious to explore for both.....

Also the only guarantee that oral is being performed on a lady is to read her body language and respond accordingly. What turns one member of the fairer sex on will be completely different from another...."

Fairer Sex ? Oh please. You were doing so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The majority of men say they are fantastic at oral, every single message Ive had says it. But (and he will cringe with embarrassment when he reads this) they dont measure up to my guy. I would never say he was good at it if he wasnt really, because it sounds so bloody cliched, but he is. Hes really good. Thats why me trying out my bi side is maybe a waste of time, I cant measure up to him, dont even come close, so whats the point - the woman only want his tongue.

Even just typing this makes me cringe a little cos it really does sound like im bigging him up or bragging about him, but im not, he is fantastically good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The majority of men say they are fantastic at oral, every single message Ive had says it. But (and he will cringe with embarrassment when he reads this) they dont measure up to my guy. I would never say he was good at it if he wasnt really, because it sounds so bloody cliched, but he is. Hes really good. Thats why me trying out my bi side is maybe a waste of time, I cant measure up to him, dont even come close, so whats the point - the woman only want his tongue.

Even just typing this makes me cringe a little cos it really does sound like im bigging him up or bragging about him, but im not, he is fantastically good. "

How does your bloke being fantastic at oral make any difference to your sexuality ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's not just about what a person physically does and doesn't do which makes the difference between being OK and being great at oral.

One additional factor is what you think/feel about the person doing it.

An even bigger factor is what's going on in your head whilst it's happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How does your bloke being fantastic at oral make any difference to your sexuality ? "

It doesnt make a different to my sexuality as such, but we only play as a couple, and whilst its not essential that I play with a woman, cos you know whatever happens on the night happens, but after him, my technique fails, dramatically. They dont want me after experiencing him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just about what a person physically does and doesn't do which makes the difference between being OK and being great at oral.

One additional factor is what you think/feel about the person doing it.

An even bigger factor is what's going on in your head whilst it's happening."

Oh yeah thats right, if your heads not there then its not gonna work. I love oral with my guy, I cant get enough, so maybe in a play situation Im subconsciously thinking about that and thats why I dont come with other guys. I always enjoy it though and I dont have to come, it doesnt hinder my enjoyment levels at all. I also know that he knows my body so automatically im comfortable. he does do something special though - and ive seen it work on all the women hes played with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

lol Wishy, have found a few smelly fanny's on my travels, but I've got a cast iron constitution, and I just treat it as a new "flavour" what a man you are jack xxxxxx me being bi i have come across this too xx and even put my own fingers up myself see how it is xx before i meet , lol xx sweet as honey i make sure x "

I'm sorry, but when I get a whiff of something I don't like I just can't bring myself to put my lips to it. I'm like that with food unsurprisingly.

The way I see cunni-stuffy is, if you want me to lick it, at least clean the fooker first. You girls would gag at a cottagey-cheesey cock wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There wouldnt be many who wouldnt be clean though - would there?

What woman would let anyone go down on her if she wasnt clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There wouldnt be many who wouldnt be clean though - would there?

What woman would let anyone go down on her if she wasnt clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to Jack's post just above. And it's the reason I don't like it very much. Many years ago I went ot go down on a lass and she wasn't clean, I gagged, and it left an imprint on me that basically says, "If I haven't washed it myself, I ain't eating it!"..

..Strangely, I'm like that with vegetables now! Oh, the wicked webs we weave lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i wanna know why they think we want "it" for hours ?

That bore me daft and leave me looking at the cracks in the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How does your bloke being fantastic at oral make any difference to your sexuality ?

It doesnt make a different to my sexuality as such, but we only play as a couple, and whilst its not essential that I play with a woman, cos you know whatever happens on the night happens, but after him, my technique fails, dramatically. They dont want me after experiencing him

"

Ahhhhhhhhhhh gotcha x

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Well i wanna know why they think we want "it" for hours ?

That bore me daft and leave me looking at the cracks in the ceiling. "

We think that too! It's OK for a while but turns us both off if the other couple just want to go on. But we are also the same about time... Why meet up at 7:30 and sit around chatting (or worse, in a fookin chat room!) until gone midnight and then start playing???

Come the witching hour, we like to be well advanced in our playtime and cruzing to the end game.... (Maybe it's our age! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be honest here...sometimes we are lucky and find a woman that gushes like a tap with the tip of our tongues because they are so sensitive...and others wouldn't feel anything if you hit their clit with a toffee hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking for me toffee hammer

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Just looking for me toffee hammer "

Do you have toffee there? Milky stuff or dark chewy bonfire toffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut.......

dont be daft.its for me clit.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fellas on here are gonna be 'googling' toffee hammer now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhhhhhh

they still wont know what to do with it if they find one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nahhhhhhhhh

they still wont know what to do with it if they find one "

Surely not...I can see the threads now..."rate my toffee hammer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yerrrr

But they will be buying bloody thorntons special instead of using on someones clit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is too much talk of 'clit' here...now I want toffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thorntons is the best

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By *ungberkshireMan
over a year ago

berkshire

I fondly remember learning the alphabet technique and it comes in very handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It better be!...I'll go tomorrow but I'm not licking it for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fondly remember learning the alphabet technique and it comes in very handy "

I gave up on 'C' and went to watch Star Wars instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It better be!...I'll go tomorrow but I'm not licking it for hours "

ya start by licking it but then it becomes all soft and chewy and then ya swallow it. loverly stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee day tomorrow I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well dont forget to give me a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well dont forget to give me a bit "

Share and share alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about women and oral...?? I had a girlfriend who used to chew my manhood, well sort of scraping the shaft with her teeth. Used to be quite painful, I kid you not....

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over a year ago

The only thing with giving a bj I tend to get carried away, I enjoy it too much and before I know it they have cum. So I have learned to come with a health warning.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've been practising for 34 years but willing to undergo further tuition

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"The only thing with giving a bj I tend to get carried away, I enjoy it too much and before I know it they have cum. So I have learned to come with a health warning."

...Really?

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over a year ago

on the subject of men been anygood at licking women out i have to agree with whats been said it depends on experiance the more experiance a guy gets the more he learns to use difrent techniques that turn difrent women on in difrent ways .i like to lick a womans pussy slowly from bottom to top then start to lick the clit as i slide a finger between the pussy lips but not in and stroke up and down watching for the pussy getting juicy and also watchint for the woman twitching as i lick clit to see whats turning her on then as the woman gets turned on i like to consentrate on the clit flicking my toung up and down or left to right depending on which makes her shiver and i finde spreding the skin around the clit by splaying two fingers helps push the clit out and give to toung more surface to stimulate but as i said you have to watch for whatever turns the woman on and makes her twitch then go with that as we are all dirfent

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over a year ago

willingness to spend a bit of time would work well for me....i think a lot of men hope two minutes should cover it!!! stopping when you are just warming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experience isn't of the least importance...if you meet someone for the first time you have none!

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over a year ago


"willingness to spend a bit of time would work well for me....i think a lot of men hope two minutes should cover it!!! stopping when you are just warming up! "
I think alot of men should learn from the posts here .... woman would look at them as far better lovers if thay did more four play oraland things not just shagging and if that good may get alot more meets too.

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over a year ago


"willingness to spend a bit of time would work well for me....i think a lot of men hope two minutes should cover it!!! stopping when you are just warming up! "

Or even less time...once had a guy do 2 big licks, say mmmmm you taste so good and then expect to dive straight into shagging!

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over a year ago

Why don't some of you women arrange a meet and make it plain a shag is not on the cards? Rather it will be satisfaction without that...see how much they like it then!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Why don't some of you women arrange a meet and make it plain a shag is not on the cards? Rather it will be satisfaction without that...see how much they like it then!"

Hmmmm Soft swing then!

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over a year ago


"Why don't some of you women arrange a meet and make it plain a shag is not on the cards? Rather it will be satisfaction without that...see how much they like it then!

Hmmmm Soft swing then! "

Oh Yeh!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"willingness to spend a bit of time would work well for me....i think a lot of men hope two minutes should cover it!!! stopping when you are just warming up!

Or even less time...once had a guy do 2 big licks, say mmmmm you taste so good and then expect to dive straight into shagging! "

2 licks!!! I could happily nestle down all night!

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over a year ago


"Why don't some of you women arrange a meet and make it plain a shag is not on the cards? Rather it will be satisfaction without that...see how much they like it then!

Hmmmm Soft swing then! "

Do you know i never see it like that , lol xxxxxx

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over a year ago


"Why don't some of you women arrange a meet and make it plain a shag is not on the cards? Rather it will be satisfaction without that...see how much they like it then!

Hmmmm Soft swing then! "

This could actually be very intense, using hands and mouths to work each other up to a frenzy, so that you so much wanted to just push that stiff erection into its lovely soft friend....but couldn't. I think the forbidden nature of it would make lust work in everyone's favour, and personally speaking when I reached orgasm through whatever method I would come with such a bang!

Does this go for anyone else?

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