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"Notice is hereby given of a formal duel between Invictus and Soapy over the honour of, er......actually just over Fmuma! Suggestions for the theatre, method of duelling and weapons are sought from all. " Chams.....who can hold their breath longest in the jacuzzi | |||
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"PMSL xx " The blaggard mocks me even now! | |||
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"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx " By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!! | |||
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"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!! " Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x | |||
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"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!! Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x " A drinking contest. Oh dear... | |||
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"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!! Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x A drinking contest. Oh dear... " hahaha, I win, neither of you could beat me...... I'm Scottish remember!!! | |||
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"You sir are a cad and a bounder xx By jove! Is there no limit to this wretches foul language!! Yeah lets just go down the pub instead lol x A drinking contest. Oh dear... Yeah but leave her out of it cause she would win hands down pmsl xx " Fair point. Maybe we could start with shandies? or babycham? | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? " I can do a nun if that's any good. | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? " piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx " | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx " sloppy seconds i dont do..... | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do....." you rally think there will be anything left????? | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? " i have subs waiting ... | |||
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"Who is going to be keeping Fmuma company (shagging her)whilst you two are having your duel?" That sound suspiciously like a leading question... | |||
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"Who is going to be keeping Fmuma company (shagging her)whilst you two are having your duel? That sound suspiciously like a leading question... " cynic | |||
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"Who is going to be keeping Fmuma company (shagging her)whilst you two are having your duel? That sound suspiciously like a leading question... cynic" Latest odds are in: Soapy 5-1, Invictus 10:30 am, Pointless Draw 2-1 | |||
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"Who is going to be keeping Fmuma company (shagging her)whilst you two are having your duel?" Well i would think shed be laughin her tits off so much no body would get ta shag her lol xx | |||
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"wendy wins either way lol !!! xx" ...I'd not considered that, perhaps we should cancel the duel and fall back on the old advice of 'treat em mean, keep em keen'. Never fails... | |||
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"Before you start slapping my face with your glove (oh and I do mean glove. Its not meant to be a euphemism for anything else!), you should probably know I was backing you to win against Soapy. " dont under estimate the soapy one...i have seen him in action | |||
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"Before you start slapping my face with your glove (oh and I do mean glove. Its not meant to be a euphemism for anything else!), you should probably know I was backing you to win against Soapy. dont under estimate the soapy one...i have seen him in action " Where as I only ever run if a dinosaur was chasing me...oh dear, I think I may have acted in haste... | |||
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"wendy wins either way lol !!! xx ...I'd not considered that, perhaps we should cancel the duel and fall back on the old advice of 'treat em mean, keep em keen'. Never fails... " Yeah like i said lets go the pub mate lol xx | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ... " Did someone call for a sub? | |||
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"wendy wins either way lol !!! xx ...I'd not considered that, perhaps we should cancel the duel and fall back on the old advice of 'treat em mean, keep em keen'. Never fails... " NO-OOOOOOOOOO- you would never be mean to me!! xxxxxxxx | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ... Did someone call for a sub?" I loves subs i have one in me bath xx | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ... Did someone call for a sub?" Not sub-dom, a sub... | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ... Did someone call for a sub? I loves subs i have one in me bath xx " Bloody hell, are you holding her under the water? | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ... Did someone call for a sub? I loves subs i have one in me bath xx Bloody hell, are you holding her under the water? " No, she's so tiny she can walk on water like a pondskater! | |||
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"cant you just dress up as priests? Please? piss aff you!!!! you can have the leftovers. xxxxxxxx sloppy seconds i dont do..... you rally think there will be anything left????? i have subs waiting ... Did someone call for a sub? I loves subs i have one in me bath xx Bloody hell, are you holding her under the water? No, she's so tiny she can walk on water like a pondskater! " oi, me tits let me float!!!!! | |||
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"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx " Then we have an accord, for now at least sir! | |||
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"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx Then we have an accord, for now at least sir! " I've been seconded by Lord Soapford and I agree to a duel with you sir. Pork swords at dawn (or Wendy) my good man! | |||
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"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx Then we have an accord, for now at least sir! I've been seconded by Lord Soapford and I agree to a duel with you sir. Pork swords at dawn (or Wendy) my good man!" You'll have to fight us both now, for we are brothers in arms! ...ah sod it, I just want a coffee! | |||
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"Goney ta worek naw (canny get the spellin rite ) have fun all xx Then we have an accord, for now at least sir! I've been seconded by Lord Soapford and I agree to a duel with you sir. Pork swords at dawn (or Wendy) my good man! You'll have to fight us both now, for we are brothers in arms! ...ah sod it, I just want a coffee! " Well after that last friggin job so am i lol im frezzin xx | |||
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx " Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch. | |||
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch. " I think it's more that she's having us! | |||
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch. " oi Loops, jealousy is not a becoming trait you know | |||
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch. oi Loops, jealousy is not a becoming trait you know " My god she alive xx | |||
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch. oi Loops, jealousy is not a becoming trait you know My god she alive xx " shuttit shortarse..... £50 on Invictus to win me | |||
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"We just all havin her instead lol xx Sounds like Wendy....... greedy biatch. oi Loops, jealousy is not a becoming trait you know My god she alive xx shuttit shortarse..... £50 on Invictus to win me " Yeah ill have £100 on him then lol xx | |||
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"Wendy mwah xx " private xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"I'm fighting 'em off in droves here!!! " I just queue jumped whislt you and soapy bickered lol | |||
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"I'm fighting 'em off in droves here!!! I just queue jumped whislt you and soapy bickered lol" private, you're on Soapy's team!!! | |||
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"I'm fighting 'em off in droves here!!! I just queue jumped whislt you and soapy bickered lol private, you're on Soapy's team!!!" But Soapy's on my team as well now! I'm getting confused over who I'm fighting now!! | |||
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"fight amongst yourself - I'm away to lie on the bed and wait on the winner xxxx" can I lay with you and let them get on with it | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx " Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! " Telll ya what you ave her lol xx | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! Telll ya what you ave her lol xx " I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! Telll ya what you ave her lol xx I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! " ffs, you all giving up that easily??? it's a really big bed you know!!!!! | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! Telll ya what you ave her lol xx I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! " LOL everything comes to he who stands back and lets the others fall at the wayside | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! Telll ya what you ave her lol xx I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! ffs, you all giving up that easily??? it's a really big bed you know!!!!!" Just me then mmmmmmm | |||
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"Well ill just leave the pair of ya fighting and give Wendy one while ya at it lol xx Right, time to fight dirty... ...TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!... ...fizzzzzzzzzz, pop! Bloody cheap Chinese knock offs!!! Grrr! Telll ya what you ave her lol xx I surrender! My balloon sword just popped!! ffs, you all giving up that easily??? it's a really big bed you know!!!!!Just me then mmmmmmm " Race ya lol xx | |||
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"I'm waiting - may as well get the rabbit out/in at this rate!!!!!!!!!!" | |||
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"I'm waiting - may as well get the rabbit out/in at this rate!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah well we busy ya see xx | |||
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"I'm waiting - may as well get the rabbit out/in at this rate!!!!!!!!!! Yeah well we busy ya see xx " ...and most of my fellow competitors have a 200 mile headstart!! | |||
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"I'm waiting - may as well get the rabbit out/in at this rate!!!!!!!!!! Yeah well we busy ya see xx ...and most of my fellow competitors have a 200 mile headstart!! " We actually about the same distance pmsl xx | |||
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"I'm selling seats in the front row and popcorn now. " Typical Scott sees a business opportunity xx | |||
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"I'm selling seats in the front row and popcorn now. Typical Scott sees a business opportunity xx " who is Scott and when did he join in???? | |||
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" I'm not Scott...... look again! fekk I better roll over. " Ok lol sorry pmsl xx | |||
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"I don't mind standing in for the winner, if they can't make it north! " Oi you get back ta ya woman lol xx | |||
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"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling! " couldn't find duelling on the site interests list | |||
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"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling! couldn't find duelling on the site interests list " I think the closest thing to it is fisting.... | |||
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"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling! couldn't find duelling on the site interests list I think the closest thing to it is fisting.... " in that case you and bubbles enjoy yourselves | |||
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"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling! couldn't find duelling on the site interests list I think the closest thing to it is fisting.... in that case you and bubbles enjoy yourselves " I'm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling! couldn't find duelling on the site interests list I think the closest thing to it is fisting.... in that case you and bubbles enjoy yourselves I'm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " I'm already on route to Scotland | |||
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"Looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of duelling! couldn't find duelling on the site interests list I think the closest thing to it is fisting.... in that case you and bubbles enjoy yourselves I'm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " this thread,has taken a strange twist. soapy and _nvictus,have ran off together.(god that'll be an ugly wean). the rabits given wendy,something soapy and invictis,could never give.total sexual satisfaction. as for laine.she's moved barbados,and is living of the popcorn profits. i just didnt see that coming. | |||
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"PMSL Mr Sauce, this just gets better" dont get me wrong.if i ever come round,keep that rabit handy. | |||
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"PMSL Mr Sauce, this just gets better dont get me wrong.if i ever come round,keep that rabit handy. " you mean IF you ever get invited lol | |||
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"Notice is hereby given of a formal duel between Invictus and Soapy over the honour of, er......actually just over Fmuma! Suggestions for the theatre, method of duelling and weapons are sought from all. " Weapons - sledgehammers Place - cellar Additional notes - in complete darkness | |||
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"PMSL Mr Sauce, this just gets better dont get me wrong.if i ever come round,keep that rabit handy. you mean IF you ever get invited lol " if your going to send an invite.dont message through the site.i dont think our inbox works. latest report just in,are saying. femme nicked all the shoes, and, private parts,the rainman,and kev, are still trying to find their weapons. | |||
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