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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw an ad for Tena Lady offering free samples.

A friend has gone one step further and is sitting on an incontinence pad, as we I write.

As she's prepared for all eventualities give her something to make her wet herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "friend" hmm....

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

How about a pint of coffee and an ice pack on her tummy.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A "friend" hmm...."

I have very strong pelvic floor muscles (except when I put the key in the front door having held it in for the last hour of the drive home).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "friend" hmm....

I have very strong pelvic floor muscles (except when I put the key in the front door having held it in for the last hour of the drive home).

That applies to everyone I think

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... either that or I could try to assemble a set of Ikea chairs after a few beers - last time I tried it, everyone was pissing themselves!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How about a pint of coffee and an ice pack on her tummy.

That sounds like one of those diet fads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock...

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

.. come in...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A "friend" hmm....

I have very strong pelvic floor muscles (except when I put the key in the front door having held it in for the last hour of the drive home).

That applies to everyone I think

You'd think that an extra two minutes wouldn't make a difference...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"... either that or I could try to assemble a set of Ikea chairs after a few beers - last time I tried it, everyone was pissing themselves!

That's the one she'd enjoy. I think.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Knock knock..."

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her laugh so hard that she has no choice

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I think they're brilliant... I got a free sample in the post about a year ago... Still going strong as padding for the handles on my crutches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. come in..."

Do you have tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Pee

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Make her laugh so hard that she has no choice

That would be good.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Pee"

Pee who?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think they're brilliant... I got a free sample in the post about a year ago... Still going strong as padding for the handles on my crutches

That is good.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"How about a pint of coffee and an ice pack on her tummy.

That sounds like one of those diet fads.

Ice is always a good source of amusement...

https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How about a pint of coffee and an ice pack on her tummy.

That sounds like one of those diet fads.

Ice is always a good source of amusement...

https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I

I remember this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make her laugh so hard that she has no choice

That would be good.

Great idea,you should have thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Pee

Pee who?

Have you farted?

That should get her peeing her pants

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Knock knock...

Who's there?

Pee

Pee who?

Have you farted?

That should get her peeing her pants"

The cheeky thing has logged off and gone back to work. I just hope she's stopped peeing herself.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A "friend" hmm...."

(Though now I'm wishing I had an incontinence pad...

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Mr ddc

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Just mention GC..... That'll get her wetting her nick nocks!!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just mention GC..... That'll get her wetting her nick nocks!!!!!"

Whose knickers?

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