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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But why are you trying to hide it behind your dick?! What are your favorite profile photo fopars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stained undercrackers

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By *oc-robMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Wedding ring on singles finger

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Faux pas I have come to love:

1) wedding rings on people stating they are single;

2) pictures of children in the background

or the one from a few years ago in the forum

3) taken in a child's bedroom with their things everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

filthy homes - if they dont even have the decency to hide the muck in the pics how do they maintain their own bodies -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was a full body,naked photo of a sexy man in a darkened room,and in the background you could see two cat's eyes glowing in a startled glare of disbelief.

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton


"filthy homes - if they dont even have the decency to hide the muck in the pics how do they maintain their own bodies - "
i to have seen this many of times background like a gypsy encampment, litter on the floor etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty filthy untidy mess in the background.

Oh and bad wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???"

Bit like the Film a league of their own. Where they film the girl from miles away because she's not deemed a belle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it. "

That's a real profile. Didn't mention that, was meant to be just an over the top example.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Many years ago I saw one with what looked suspiciously like a used condom on the floor

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it. "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Pics taken over a toilet with the pan unflushed

I have also seen a series of shots with someone bent over and then he started (ahem) pooping.

He took action shots and thought I'd appreciate them!!!

Then there are the single men with wedding pics on the wall behind them that they feature in or a pic in the bathroom mirror with lots of female toiletries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics taken over a toilet with the pan unflushed

I have also seen a series of shots with someone bent over and then he started (ahem) pooping.

He took action shots and thought I'd appreciate them!!!

Then there are the single men with wedding pics on the wall behind them that they feature in or a pic in the bathroom mirror with lots of female toiletries."

What was the conversation that led him to believe you wanted to see him have a shit??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My other favourite is the everyday snapshot with the cut out woman shape snuggled in his arms.

I like everyday snapshots but the cut outs always make me think, That was a bad divorce.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

[Removed by poster at 09/09/15 13:03:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My other favourite is the everyday snapshot with the cut out woman shape snuggled in his arms.

I like everyday snapshots but the cut outs always make me think, That was a bad divorce. "

Hilarious that's so funny and so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics taken over a toilet with the pan unflushed

I have also seen a series of shots with someone bent over and then he started (ahem) pooping.

He took action shots and thought I'd appreciate them!!!

Then there are the single men with wedding pics on the wall behind them that they feature in or a pic in the bathroom mirror with lots of female toiletries.

What was the conversation that led him to believe you wanted to see him have a shit??

No conversation, just an opening message saying something fairly innocuous like "take a look at my pics and maybe we can arrange something" so I took a look at the pics... "

Hahaha, that's an incredibly bold move.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Pics taken over a toilet with the pan unflushed

I have also seen a series of shots with someone bent over and then he started (ahem) pooping.

He took action shots and thought I'd appreciate them!!!

Then there are the single men with wedding pics on the wall behind them that they feature in or a pic in the bathroom mirror with lots of female toiletries.

What was the conversation that led him to believe you wanted to see him have a shit?? "

No conversation, just an opening message saying something fairly innocuous like "take a look at my pics and maybe we can arrange something" so I took a look at the attached pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???"

My latest fave.

Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love the pic of the flange where you can see the tampon string dangling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???

My latest fave.

Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing. "

I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing on an airer in the background, socks on radiators is such a turn on !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???

My latest fave.

Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.

I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!"

Was he called Humphrey? (That may only work for people of a certain age.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the pic of the flange where you can see the tampon string dangling out "

.....i hate to admit I actually did that once! ....it didn't make it past the editing process luckily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite was a full body,naked photo of a sexy man in a darkened room,and in the background you could see two cat's eyes glowing in a startled glare of disbelief. "

Classic lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot ducks on the wall

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I love the pic of the flange where you can see the tampon string dangling out "

Boke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shit mark on the arse

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Faux pas I have come to love:

1) wedding rings on people stating they are single;

......

"

I wear what could be taken for a wedding ring (actually my betrothal ring) on the 'wedding' finger because weight loss means it won't sit safe anywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???

My latest fave.

Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.

I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!"

That sounds like fun. Hunt The Swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one of the women with the pencil collection in her bits .... Why I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???

My latest fave.

Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.

I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!

That sounds like fun. Hunt The Swinger. "

Bit like a swinging version of where's wally.....where's willy!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"But why are you trying to hide it behind your dick?! What are your favorite profile photo fopars? "

It's often the case that toilet photos are on the profiles of men asking for profile advice. I ask them if they think open lidded toilets are sexy. If they deign to reply, they say 'no'. QED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "I'm auditioning for the role of Jack the Ripper" mug shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like it when you look at profiles like "anallovingslut" and they've bad haemorrhoids. Dunno how they don't notice, or how no one has mentioned it. "

Nooooo that's just wrong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "I can't quite make out what the teeny thumbnail pic is,even when I enlarge it" pic.

See above

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I love the pic of the flange where you can see the tampon string dangling out "

I've had a request for a pic like that

For men though it has to be anything to do with toilets (although I've seen them in ladies pics to ) or long/dirty fingernails squeezing his cock really hard. Ewwwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Faux pas I have come to love:

1) wedding rings on people stating they are single;

2) pictures of children in the background

or the one from a few years ago in the forum

3) taken in a child's bedroom with their things everywhere.

"

THIS! So off-putting. The missus standing legs akimbo, in all the gear, with the kiddies toys on the background

Particularly when its followed by "and you cant come round till the kids are in bed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "I can't quite make out what the teeny thumbnail pic is,even when I enlarge it" pic.

See above "

Ok now I feel I can ask....wtf is it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of women with what appears to be a freshly penetrated bum hole pulled open for the world to see

Whilst I'm as partial as most guys to a bit of lady-bum, I don't want to see what you had for friggin breakfast!!!

Or more to the point what had you for breakfast

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Or cum shots with splashes on the camera lens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A shit mark on the arse "

Pure class!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I wear what could be taken for a wedding ring (actually my betrothal ring) on the 'wedding' finger because weight loss means it won't sit safe anywhere else."

I give it 48 hours before this is appearing on more profiles than the legal warnings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does make me chuckle when friends sag they have dropped the moby down the bog ..,,,,,, does make you wonder. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moronic webcam still shots for a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "I can't quite make out what the teeny thumbnail pic is,even when I enlarge it" pic.

See above

Ok now I feel I can ask....wtf is it?? "

My feet,by candlelight,in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get why so many women photograph themselves in pub toilets. And the pout. Stop it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People sat on the settee in the dark with sunglasses on always raises a smile.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

:fabdisclaimer: people are free to take whatever photos they want the following is solely my opinion.

The biggest faux pas as far as I'm concerned is the grey joggers round the knees cock shot a close second being cock sticking out of flies a la flasher on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is like at some of these

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM


"I love it when you ask for a face pic and they send you either one where they are a tiny speck in the distance or it's so dark you can barely work out there's a person in the pic. What is the point???

My latest fave.

Ask for another face pic and they send one with even less face showing.

I had one once where the room the guy was in had so many cushions and plants it took me a while to work out there was someone in the room!

Was he called Humphrey? (That may only work for people of a certain age.) "

I remember Hickory House a classic.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Bad photoshops. Seriously, stop it. We know!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I love the profile/pic disconnect ones the best. They involve some effort to find but they're when you spot a pic that is pretty full on in terms of how graphic it is and the username has a term like classy, discreet (bonus points for discrete) or the like in it. This can also happen with status updates; a full on sweary rant with a username with nice or gentle or something in it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

People taking photos with their tongue sticking out for some reason these just make me cringe

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We did smile when a single man told us when we enquired why he was wearing a wedding ring, that as his picture was a selfie taken in the mirror it was really on his right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But why are you trying to hide it behind your dick?! What are your favorite profile photo fopars? "

This isn't just men! Lots of women on here seem to love displaying their bogs for all to see

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"My face is like at some of these"

It's a bit early for Shocked-face Saturday, but go for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did smile when a single man told us when we enquired why he was wearing a wedding ring, that as his picture was a selfie taken in the mirror it was really on his right hand "
classic

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