FabSwingers.com forum: Do the "english" suck in bed ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well i know i do

But on a serious note.....

Do they ?

Are the italians better ? the french ?

etc etc

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah, but the Scottish suck everywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French women are just..............yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And ya new nickname is "dyson"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Poles do, lol. Kate's half Polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the danish, annies danish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think its the accents more than the deed....

The italian accent and a romantic horny guy go soooo well together.

The turkish are the worlds worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think it makes a difference...you're good or you're crap and its all dependent on how well you're matched with your partner...so it's all their fault!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans. I would have to add though them Scottish ladies though! corrrrr them there ladies are hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the geordies are the best suckers ....half the fookers have got nee teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans."

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!"

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

I take as i find and that is what i have found whilst being in those places. Now when people come to Britain often attitudes change and i am a firm believer in someone's nationality is where they reside not where their parents came from or where they were born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck particularly in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck particularly in the morning."

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I suck.......... gobstoppers!!! My new name for cock that stops me gob talking

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Can i big up the welsh here,mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck.......... gobstoppers!!! My new name for cock that stops me gob talking

thankyou for sharing, (Gobsmacked of Kent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

Tesoro... Lascia stare... Parlano gente chi mettno la marmelata ansi sulla fica...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

Tesoro... Lascia stare... Parlano gente chi mettno la marmelata ansi sulla fica...

tch - mind yer language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww ok then, if ya can get yer tongue round that I wonder what else .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

Tesoro... Lascia stare... Parlano gente chi mettno la marmelata ansi sulla fica...

tch - mind yer language!"

Scusate signora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awww ok then, if ya can get yer tongue round that I wonder what else ....."

Hence the username....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give us a bash o the bangers n mash me muvver used to make!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

Tesoro... Lascia stare... Parlano gente chi mettno la marmelata ansi sulla fica...

tch - mind yer language!

Scusate signora

I think I translated that wrong but off to check the kitchen cupboards just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I think I translated that wrong but off to check the kitchen cupboards just in case"

I hope you dont have one of those in your cupboards...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

whatsa "fica"?

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

think it's a bit of a myth that different nationalitoes are better or worse than others.

It can get confused with finding a particular nationality attractive

For example Mrs S thinks italian men tend to (by no means all of them a rule but more of them) tend to dress better and she likies the way they look.

If you find someone's look attractive you find sex with them "better" it doesn't necessarily mean they have a better grasp of the "mechanics" of sex.

Likewise if a particular nationality has different manners to the british are charming or courteous because they have been brought up that way that can be more attractive.

Mr S has a touch of the old fashioned english gentleman about him. And often foreign ladies have commented on how much they like this and er.... "come back for more" (one swedish girl said "Scandinavian men have too much viking pirate in them")

( mind you it has also been said " you are so differnt to the normal d*unken english football hooligan we see on TV")

So perhaps it's that we find certain nationalties' looks and manners attractive and so find the mechanics of sex better.

BUT On the other hand

Mr S says "every jewish girl I have met in swinging has been filthy dirty sexy" Have to stop him tailing off into daydreams about Orla from Tel Aviv and Danielle from Finchley and some others too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a french lady once xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I find elves are much better than gnomes...oh, hang on, wrong thread again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find elves are much better than gnomes...oh, hang on, wrong thread again!!

A duel sir did you say pmsl xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I find elves are much better than gnomes...oh, hang on, wrong thread again!!

A duel sir did you say pmsl xx

Ah ha! The blaggard has seen fit to crawl from hiding! You sir, are a bounder of the first order! I shall retire momentarily and prepare our dueling ground upon the forum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I challenge you sir choose your weapon (oh i see by your pics you have already done so) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Truthfully no we don't and we are a sight more hygienic overall than some of the Europeans.

The cheek of it, I'll have you know I'm very hygienic in all areas!!

Believe me some of the Italian and French women are not always the daily shower sort.

I'm Italian!

E 'scortese dire che il mio collega le donne italiane!

Tesoro... Lascia stare... Parlano gente chi mettno la marmelata ansi sulla fica...

jaja... el Inglés son juicios de valor y dar a todos los estereotipos

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have a sparring partner who is portugese and hes only 32 but he is awesome but having said that the english are awesome as well. I think its down to the individual not where they come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew a french lady once xx

Did ya send her a french letter soapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to know a girl who was half french, half chinese....

She could suck laundry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a fling with a spanish guy who really knew his onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once knew a Mexican slut who never let a daygo by...

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

We went to a party in France this summer, One of the French husbands - his name was ... René

Mr S was whispering to Mrs S all night

"say it say it go on say it you have to say it"

Ooooooooooooo-aaaaaaaaaaa

-R-R-R-R-R-e-e-e-ené !!!!!!!

Good Moaning everyone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard there's a bunch o peeps who rub noses instead. Innuit? (Chav in Kent)

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Can i big up the welsh here,mmmmmmmmmm"

you may.

I'm not welsh, but we definitely seem to have more than out fair share of naughty buggers here on the wrong side of the bridge.

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