FabSwingers.com forum: Most Womeon Of FAB

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sum's them up in 1 song.

Is That You

Cat's droolin' on the bar stool, shake your hips and crack your whips

Cheap seventeen and trashed out, you went too far, been a bitch you are

Your reputation's in the bathroom, it's on the wall and down the hall

I hear you're cheatin' with my teacher after school, tell me what you do

When you know, you always get the boys you like

Play nice, then stick them with your knife, take off your insecure disguise

Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs, is that you

(Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs) Is that you, lookin' half way dead

Write on the mirror with your lipstick, much too vain, got scattered brains

You used me just enough to get off, act your age, get off your stage

When you know, you always get the boys you like

Play nice, then stick them with your knife, take off your insecure disguise

[Chorus:]

Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs, is that you

(Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs)

Is that you, lookin' half way dead, is that you

(Is that you, lookin' half way dead) Is that you, with your long black hair

You always get the boys you like, play nice, then stick them with your knife

Take off your insecure disguise

[chorus repeats out]

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Curse those womeons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have a very high opinion of most women on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curse those womeons!

A plague upon the poxy womeons!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

That's me! I'm going to make my theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever considered the phrase 'you catch more flies with honey than vinegar'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alrighty then

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You know that thread the other day about not being average? I'm not most women either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this the bloke who doesn't pay bills cos they contain the word "credit" and assumes the service was therefore a gift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Not liking women much then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

It's NSA sex. I'm intrigued to know just what you were expecting?Timid little virgins who will please you and surrender their own desires who will then fawn over you and only you, and only until YOU decide to cut them loose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miaow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hear his meet requests flooding in ????

Nope.... me neither. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His copy n paste skills are spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it what's the point of this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this something to do with that concussion you posted about?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't get it what's the point of this post

It's probably because the op is disenchanted and has a dim _iew of women. I'm sorry he feels that way but I know quite a few women who have a pretty poor _iew of men too.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 09/09/15 10:27:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's having a jolly good cut'n'paste day

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's NSA sex. I'm intrigued to know just what you were expecting?Timid little virgins who will please you and surrender their own desires who will then fawn over you and only you, and only until YOU decide to cut them loose?"

That sounded wrong....I met someone who thought like that when I joined.......I knew something was up when he told me he loved me after the first night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not me,I don't have long black hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some funny cookies on this site sure we've all got our flaws but I just don't get what the op gets out of posting this trollop it's fab for God sake if he wanted to alienate himself it ain't that hard as a single man lol get in mirror and get snapping every angle of your manhood that should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it what's the point of this post

It's probably because the op is disenchanted and has a dim _iew of women. I'm sorry he feels that way but I know quite a few women who have a pretty poor _iew of men too."

And the cycle continues.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can name that tune in...one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not me,I don't have long black hair. "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Countdown to UNLOS begins here

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I can name that tune in...one

{goes to check whether he posted the lyrics to "I Still Love You" yesterday}

What are the seven stages of a break-up? Denial, anger, sadness..?

Get ready for "Tears Are Falling" tomorrow

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What would I waste a £27 lipstick in such a manner?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can name that tune in...one

{goes to check whether he posted the lyrics to "I Still Love You" yesterday}

What are the seven stages of a break-up? Denial, anger, sadness..?

Get ready for "Tears Are Falling" tomorrow

Mr ddc"

What about Tears of A Clown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums are a great filter for blocking

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I can name that tune in...one

{goes to check whether he posted the lyrics to "I Still Love You" yesterday}

What are the seven stages of a break-up? Denial, anger, sadness..?

Get ready for "Tears Are Falling" tomorrow

Mr ddc

What about Tears of A Clown?

I'm not sure that was Kiss.

(Hark at me, the trendy rocker)

(Though without the long hair, obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not me,I don't have long black hair.

I do

Ha! You hussy! I'm innocent in all this. I'm only here to service the lovely men of the world and know my place

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"You don't have a very high opinion of most women on Fab

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh deep. Wonder if that will get you a shag??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is your opinion of womeon what is your opinion of women?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's not me,I don't have long black hair.

I do

Ha! You hussy! I'm innocent in all this. I'm only here to service the lovely men of the world and know my place

On your knees, mouth open?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

For a minute there I thought this was a new thread extolling the virtues of the moist women of fab!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"For a minute there I thought this was a new thread extolling the virtues of the moist women of fab!

Tena Lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not me,I don't have long black hair.

I do

Ha! You hussy! I'm innocent in all this. I'm only here to service the lovely men of the world and know my place

Aftually, it's not too long anymore. Maybe I can just about get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not me,I don't have long black hair.

I do

Ha! You hussy! I'm innocent in all this. I'm only here to service the lovely men of the world and know my place

On your knees, mouth open?

Mai bien Sur!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I stopped reading the song and skipped to the replies..

I'm not going to say popcorn, stools etc though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"For a minute there I thought this was a new thread extolling the virtues of the moist women of fab!

Tena Lady?

No, those would be the damp women!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I found it difficult to read, so have no idea if it is positive or negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't have a very high opinion of most women on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh this has woman hating psycho written all over it....

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

Where's Courtney and our My Little Ponies?? Rainbows and unicorns... La la la la

Marc and Courtney where are you!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

After reading the opening post I have a bitter taste in my mouth

I thought it was going to be a thread about how wonderful the women of fab are

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"After reading the opening post I have a bitter taste in my mouth

I thought it was going to be a thread about how wonderful the women of fab are

Oh well let me assist in that..... Cue new thread in 5 4 3 2

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"After reading the opening post I have a bitter taste in my mouth

I thought it was going to be a thread about how wonderful the women of fab are

Why? For all the talk of women getting big heads and up themselves because of the sycophant posts about women there are more than enough negative comments about women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading the opening post I have a bitter taste in my mouth

I thought it was going to be a thread about how wonderful the women of fab are

Oh well let me assist in that..... Cue new thread in 5 4 3 2 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mention school. Did you step foot in one?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"After reading the opening post I have a bitter taste in my mouth

I thought it was going to be a thread about how wonderful the women of fab are

Why? For all the talk of women getting big heads and up themselves because of the sycophant posts about women there are more than enough negative comments about women.

Yes I agree there definitely are but a thread started by a man entitled The Women...sorry Womeon of Fab would suggest to me something a little light hearted. Then I read the lyrics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow hes had a meet

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Blimey is this one still running, I might have to post the lyrics to the Teddy Bear's Picnic just to lighten things up a little...

I'm also disappointed Jim hasn't been in to answer the opening question, 'Is That You?' with the retort

'No, OP, it was your mum'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK. I'm fairly new to all this and still have to look things up on urban dictionary regularly.

Can someone help me out with what an "indigo adult" is. OP has it on his profile.

I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me out with what an "indigo adult" is. OP has it on his profile."

It's a term maladjusted adults who have achieved very little in their lives call themselves in an attempt to make them feel special.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"OK. I'm fairly new to all this and still have to look things up on urban dictionary regularly.

Can someone help me out with what an "indigo adult" is. OP has it on his profile.

I'm confused

I've just Googled it. Quite interesting but I would probably stay away from someone who described themselves as such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. I'm fairly new to all this and still have to look things up on urban dictionary regularly.

Can someone help me out with what an "indigo adult" is. OP has it on his profile.

I'm confused

I've just Googled it. Quite interesting but I would probably stay away from someone who described themselves as such

Me too.

Round my way we call that a chip on the shoulder.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"OK. I'm fairly new to all this and still have to look things up on urban dictionary regularly.

Can someone help me out with what an "indigo adult" is. OP has it on his profile.

I'm confused

I've just Googled it. Quite interesting but I would probably stay away from someone who described themselves as such

Me too.

Round my way we call that a chip on the shoulder."

That's exactly what I thought when I read about it on Google. A person who's come up with 23 reasons why they don't want to be a civilised person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness me. Just Googled it. I only looked on urban dictionary. It just sounds like someone who has never been socialised properly!

Thanks all

Ms El

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Never mind the lyrics, what's the melody like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me out with what an "indigo adult" is. OP has it on his profile.

It's a term maladjusted adults who have achieved very little in their lives call themselves in an attempt to make them feel special."

It was the reference to an affinity with knights and dragons. ..

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