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I may not be perfect ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... however, I do not look like a freak!

Watching 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers on E4 at the mo, and it is not pleasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw that the other night- made me feel much better about bein ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... however, I do not look like a freak!

Watching 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers on E4 at the mo, and it is not pleasant! "

No you dont nore do your assets

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"... however, I do not look like a freak!

Watching 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers on E4 at the mo, and it is not pleasant! "
you look just devine...as for the tv programme il pass, not long eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... however, I do not look like a freak!

Watching 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers on E4 at the mo, and it is not pleasant! "

your fine love.

always a pleasure to look at xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the bloody lot done.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"... however, I do not look like a freak!

Watching 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers on E4 at the mo, and it is not pleasant! "

Who won then out of a matter of interest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...But iv got a great sense of humour..aaannnndddd..I havent been on Jerry Springer OR Jeremy Kyle!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The award goes to a lady Korean singer.

She botched it up by injecting cooking oil into her face!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahaha, I'm number 2

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

how the hell can Pete Burns be on there criticizing all the people that got plastic surgery?????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats one strange fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how the hell can Pete Burns be on there criticizing all the people that got plastic surgery????????????????????? "

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He was good looking in the 80s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why cant people just embrace who they are and like themselves ....its not that difficult ??

im a 55 yr old overweight grey haired granny with a knee replacement ,but very happy to be me !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why cant people just embrace who they are and like themselves ....its not that difficult ??

im a 55 yr old overweight grey haired granny with a knee replacement ,but very happy to be me !!!"

well said x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The award goes to a lady Korean singer.

She botched it up by injecting cooking oil into her face!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK! "

OMG!!!!!!!! am watching it on E4+1 and just seen her!!!!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we've seen more fake tits and lips in the last week than we've had hot dinners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt there something that you wouldnt all try though, maybe just one little thing - after all we all want to look good, we all have something we dont like.

I have deliberated on having Botox. My friend has it and it has smoothed out the wrinkles she had around the eyes and forehead. She cant wiggle her eyebrows any more, but then I never do that anyway

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I agree Iconic, there are several things i'd have done if I had the money. Theres a big difference tho between having one or two things nipped & tucked, to the extremes some go to.

I have no intention of growing old gracefully - if it can be fixed easily enough - i'll get it fixed!

*Her*

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'd have my teeth, eyes, top lip and chin sorted.

And a little lipo while I'm at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have my teeth, eyes, top lip and chin sorted.

And a little lipo while I'm at it."

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What's the point in looking perfect when one's personality is to be desired???!!!

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MWAH! xxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the bloody lot done. "

but youve got great tits,you would get them done would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"isnt there something that you wouldnt all try though, maybe just one little thing - after all we all want to look good, we all have something we dont like.

I have deliberated on having Botox. My friend has it and it has smoothed out the wrinkles she had around the eyes and forehead. She cant wiggle her eyebrows any more, but then I never do that anyway "

the trouble with botox is that it never goes away ever for the rest of your life and the longer you have it the more it travels,i watched a documentary about women in U.S.A who had it done 10 or 20 years ago and now all the botox has migrated to their jowels and they look like hound dogs with great big slobbery jowels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had the money I would get a few things done.....tummy, lipo, boobs, botox and mini face lift!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont get me wrong a little would probably be ok and i would change a few things on myself but when its over done it looks hell of a lot worse than someone who has not had anything at all done.

In the end its like all things in life you have to get the right balance,a little can be good for you but too much makes you look worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say, I'd have the tummy tuck- after losing 5 stone my belly is disgusting and no amount of hours in the gym is going to fix it- serves me right for getting fat initially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate boob jobs,they look nothing like natural boobs and natural boobs are pure art.i dont understand why they dont make the implant the same shape as natural boobs,but thats me i am a bloke so i am slightly biased,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was really the case that we all wanted to grow old gracefully and were relying on our sparkling personality then we wouldnt bother with make up, or having our teeth done etc. I wouldnt ever go to extremes but I think that if you had a chance to make yourself look better, as long as it wasnt extreme and freakish, then we'd go for it.

Dental cosmetic treatment is fast becoming popular, expensive but it is popular. I'd certainly have veneers if I could afford them, rather than letting them go discoloured with age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say, I'd have the tummy tuck- after losing 5 stone my belly is disgusting and no amount of hours in the gym is going to fix it- serves me right for getting fat initially"

i can understand why you would want it doing and although you are gorgeous as you are,if it makes you happy and more confident in yourself then im all for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate boob jobs,they look nothing like natural boobs and natural boobs are pure art.i dont understand why they dont make the implant the same shape as natural boobs,but thats me i am a bloke so i am slightly biased,lol

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They do, they are called "teardrop shape" a friend of mine had them done and they were full or saline, they looked and felt like the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say, I'd have the tummy tuck- after losing 5 stone my belly is disgusting and no amount of hours in the gym is going to fix it- serves me right for getting fat initially

i can understand why you would want it doing and although you are gorgeous as you are,if it makes you happy and more confident in yourself then im all for it

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Aren't you a wee pet I'm reasonably confident anyway- my legs make up for the yuck bit, I just have to resort to corsets to hide it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the bloody lot done.

but youve got great tits,you would get them done would you?"

Lmao

would have them "slightly" lifted ....cant keep getting someone else to do it for me now can i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever develop baggy eyes Id have them lifted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I ever develop baggy eyes Id have them lifted. "

I has baggy eyes after the pub lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol - yes but theres a difference than just a rough night at the pub and permanently looking like Winston Churchill.

But then if I was to have a little nip and tuck here and there and end up looking like Michael Jackson, im not sure which is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate boob jobs,they look nothing like natural boobs and natural boobs are pure art.i dont understand why they dont make the implant the same shape as natural boobs,but thats me i am a bloke so i am slightly biased,lol

They do, they are called "teardrop shape" a friend of mine had them done and they were full or saline, they looked and felt like the real thing "

Really..........i didnt know that,wow,i'd like to get a closer look at those

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me"

Bend over then xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me

Bend over then xx "

Go to bed, your getting on my nerves following me round the forums. lmao you know im only joking sugar plum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me

Bend over then xx

Go to bed, your getting on my nerves following me round the forums. lmao you know im only joking sugar plum"

I know what you did last summer xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me

Bend over then xx

Go to bed, your getting on my nerves following me round the forums. lmao you know im only joking sugar plum

I know what you did last summer xx "

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me"

Judging by your post code, I'm sure you can afford it.

ps - have you got your hat for next year sorted yet?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Id have my teeth done, bugger the rest of me

Judging by your post code, I'm sure you can afford it.

ps - have you got your hat for next year sorted yet?"

Not yet, Philip is taking me too primark in the sales

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex, had a gastric Bypass.

Yeh she looked great in clothes but its going to take a shit load of plastics ot fix things once undressed.

Still at the time I loved her, and supported her and even though her body changed I still did then she ran off with an ex lover who was a trophy fuck so they are both happy to keep each other.

now I can't even begin to think of waking up next to that....

Be happy with what you have and accept it.

anyone that dont, fuck em.

Says me the fat beer bellied divorcee.

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