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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

go for it

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

They probably won't let you. Most groups are women only in my experience. Good luck with your sex change operation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"go for it "

Just digging my fetching brown swimming costume out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They probably won't let you. Most groups are women only in my experience. Good luck with your sex change operation. "

That's a bit bloody sexist!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join ISIS - it's safer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Join ISIS - it's safer"

You're probably right !! Those oldies can get fucking nasty!!

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton


"They probably won't let you. Most groups are women only in my experience. Good luck with your sex change operation. "

I think he will fit in he is a bit of a pussy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

"

Don't do it, they're a screaming nightmare, they disturb my lengths with their 'hup, hup' and 80's cover versions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They probably won't let you. Most groups are women only in my experience. Good luck with your sex change operation.

I think he will fit in he is a bit of a pussy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

Don't do it, they're a screaming nightmare, they disturb my lengths with their 'hup, hup' and 80's cover versions! "

And I bet they piss in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

"

dude you will do what you will do shouldnt worry too much what all the sex addicts here think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take pics or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

dude you will do what you will do shouldnt worry too much what all the sex addicts here think "

Maybe some of the old girls at Aqua are swingers????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They probably won't let you. Most groups are women only in my experience. Good luck with your sex change operation. "

All the ones around me at mixed. Go for it.

I've just signed up for Tai Chi. I expect some blue rinsers there, OP, if you would like to join us oldies.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

"

What makes you think that would be less dangerous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

What makes you think that would be less dangerous?"

Only marginally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They probably won't let you. Most groups are women only in my experience. Good luck with your sex change operation.

All the ones around me at mixed. Go for it.

I've just signed up for Tai Chi. I expect some blue rinsers there, OP, if you would like to join us oldies.

"

I'd love to join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take pics or it didn't happen. "

Eh?????

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Join ISIS - it's safer

You're probably right !! Those oldies can get fucking nasty!!"

Yea we can

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

dude you will do what you will do shouldnt worry too much what all the sex addicts here think

Maybe some of the old girls at Aqua are swingers???? "

I stopped going as I'm too short with positive buoyancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"after you all strongly advised me against joining the war on terror I have decided it's probably best if I join something a little less dangerous...

so I've opted for joining the blue rinse brigade at my local Aqua aerobics session at the local swimming pool....

Your thoughts please?

dude you will do what you will do shouldnt worry too much what all the sex addicts here think

Maybe some of the old girls at Aqua are swingers????

I stopped going as I'm too short with positive buoyancy. "

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Join ISIS - it's safer

You're probably right !! Those oldies can get fucking nasty!!

Yea we can "

I know!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Attention

Seeking

Tosspot

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Are just a few of the words available in your dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are just a few of the words available in your dictionary.

"

Oh my god you're just hilarious, thank you for your contribution you've made my day

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Attention

Seeking

Tosspot"

...said the shy retiring wallflower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attention

Seeking

Tosspot

...said the shy retiring wallflower?"

Can think of something else beginning with "w" to describe him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man. "

Shiiiiitttt that bad??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention

Seeking

Tosspot"

I like those words

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attention

Seeking

Tosspot

I like those words"

I'm a little teapot ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man. "

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

Shiiiiitttt that bad?? "

Carry on Yoga.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Attention

Seeking

Tosspot

...said the shy retiring wallflower?"

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

"

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol."

Naughty old trouts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol.

Naughty old trouts!!! "

They were nice and funny, but I was very quiet and shy back then, poor little sod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol.

Naughty old trouts!!!

They were nice and funny, but I was very quiet and shy back then, poor little sod. "

You should have just nailed one of them in the upside down slightly disdained dog pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My what a tangled web we weave

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Attention

Seeking

Tosspot

...said the shy retiring wallflower?

Moi?

"

It's the floral underpants....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy !"

Whoooo meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains? "

Blinds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains?

Blinds! "

Already have blinds, just wallpapered my living room wall and going to get new curtains on Saturday, have eyelet ones at the moment but thinking of a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains? "

Eyelet ; tab top are a pain in the arse and never draw properly , I always end up pulling the pole ( we er missus) off the brackets.

Floral rubber swimming cap , op that's what you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains?

Blinds!

Already have blinds, just wallpapered my living room wall and going to get new curtains on Saturday, have eyelet ones at the moment but thinking of a change. "

Have a change then sweet cheeks!! You will feel amazing for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains?

Eyelet ; tab top are a pain in the arse and never draw properly , I always end up pulling the pole ( we er missus) off the brackets.

Floral rubber swimming cap , op that's what you need"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains? "

Of those two eyelet but I like a pencil pleat best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol.

Naughty old trouts!!!

They were nice and funny, but I was very quiet and shy back then, poor little sod. "

Oh my god I had a landlady like that . I swear the dr had her on too much HRT . There was not ANY part of me that wasn't bruised by her bonny vice like grip. Do you remeber rising damp .... Huh just like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP were you neglected as a child? Do you feel people didn't listen or pay attention to you? You remind me of my 10 year old nephew, he wanted to be a soldier for about 15 minutes too, I'm going to assume next week you will be asking people's thoughts on you becoming a zookeeper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol.

Naughty old trouts!!!

They were nice and funny, but I was very quiet and shy back then, poor little sod.

Oh my god I had a landlady like that . I swear the dr had her on too much HRT . There was not ANY part of me that wasn't bruised by her bonny vice like grip. Do you remeber rising damp .... Huh just like that lol "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP were you neglected as a child? Do you feel people didn't listen or pay attention to you? You remind me of my 10 year old nephew, he wanted to be a soldier for about 15 minutes too, I'm going to assume next week you will be asking people's thoughts on you becoming a zookeeper. "

Who invited you to Aqua?? Please leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP were you neglected as a child? Do you feel people didn't listen or pay attention to you? You remind me of my 10 year old nephew, he wanted to be a soldier for about 15 minutes too, I'm going to assume next week you will be asking people's thoughts on you becoming a zookeeper.

Who invited you to Aqua?? Please leave "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains?

Of those two eyelet but I like a pencil pleat best "

I'm thinking eyelet (for drawing purposes as Logan mentioned!) my uncle Martin is going to make me a pelmet using the same material as the curtains. Loving pelmets at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive mate, I went to a yoga class once, and it was all older women and I was the only young chap, I only went the once. Awl young man.

We've had men in my yoga class. It's a small one with mostly women of a certain age but we all have big boobies and laugh a lot. The men all start out wondering how we look as we do, being the age we are and still manage to hold those poses.

I was only 21, and new to it, they just slaughtered me with innuendo, it didn't put me off yoga, just that class, lol.

Naughty old trouts!!!

They were nice and funny, but I was very quiet and shy back then, poor little sod.

Oh my god I had a landlady like that . I swear the dr had her on too much HRT . There was not ANY part of me that wasn't bruised by her bonny vice like grip. Do you remeber rising damp .... Huh just like that lol "

Miss Jones and Phillip,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of these two choices what would people have, tab top or eyelet curtains?

Of those two eyelet but I like a pencil pleat best

I'm thinking eyelet (for drawing purposes as Logan mentioned!) my uncle Martin is going to make me a pelmet using the same material as the curtains. Loving pelmets at the moment! "

I don't know why but I REALLY hate the word pelmet, it makes me cringe.

I like the actual things though

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