FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats your best chat up line. Funny chat up lines and dire chat up lines someone actually tried on you?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best is accompanied to the sound of ripping gaffer tape. 'Get in the van'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours."

Tried and tested!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My best is accompanied to the sound of ripping gaffer tape. 'Get in the van'

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loool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours."

Tried and tested!

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did you pull??

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't think I've ever used a chat up line.

Maybe once... I went up to a total stranger and told him that he had beautiful lips and I'd really like to kiss him.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours."

Tried and tested!

did you pull?? "

Are you shitting me?!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i dont wear a watch, never did, so i could use..

if youve got the time , ive got the energy..

yes its worked

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

lol did this a few days back... :P i have an array...

but a cheesy one for you...

E-dammmmm your looking gouda.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tried.fat penguin then next messege - sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice lol tried a few times on here today. Didn't work lol

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I tried.fat penguin then next messege - sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice lol tried a few times on here today. Didn't work lol"

how much does a polar bear weigh?... enough to break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried.fat penguin then next messege - sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice lol tried a few times on here today. Didn't work lol

how much does a polar bear weigh?... enough to break the ice.

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haha its good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to wet my finger and then lightly touch her clothes.

Then say do you want my help to get out of those wet clothes?

Needless to say I always went home alone lol

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