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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just filled the bird feeders in the garden, and a bird shat on my forehead. Has anyone else experienced an ungrateful git animal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to be good luck. Buy a lottery ticket!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My cat - bulimic psychopath

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

It's supposed to be good luck to have a bird shit on you.....so it was giving you the gift of luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just filled the bird feeders in the garden, and a bird shat on my forehead. Has anyone else experienced an ungrateful git animal? "

suppose to be good luck. but its funny that only people who have been pooped on say so. keep doing your bit for the birds though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Supposed to be good luck. Buy a lottery ticket!"

I will, I'll send you a percentage for suggesting it if I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pigeons were fighting over the seed feeder as I was approaching, the holder broke and all the seed blew in my face. Not as bad as sh..t though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's supposed to be good luck to have a bird shit on you.....so it was giving you the gift of luck!"

I feel ashamed to have been so negative now, thanks for being positive and mending my relationship with that bird.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Our cat , just feed the little sod and she's peed on my bed !

Now the guide dog pups ran into me and given me a black eye !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/09/15 12:35:43]"
wish my dog had done this this morning after puking all over my carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking wasps, all of them! My 7 year old started screaming blue murder on Sunday, so rushed through to see a wasp on his hand stinging him repeatedly. What a git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking wasps, all of them! My 7 year old started screaming blue murder on Sunday, so rushed through to see a wasp on his hand stinging him repeatedly. What a git."

I hate wasps the aggresive little bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat - bulimic psychopath"
mine too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just filled the bird feeders in the garden, and a bird shat on my forehead. Has anyone else experienced an ungrateful git animal? "
Scat threads aren't allowed tweet tweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just filled the bird feeders in the garden, and a bird shat on my forehead. Has anyone else experienced an ungrateful git animal? Scat threads aren't allowed tweet tweet "

Birds poo is a mix of scat and pee, best of both world in a single squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to stare at one of the dogs for no reason. She gets paranoid and walks about,uneasy with a guilty look on her face. She's usually done something like eat a toothbrush or chew a buckle off a brand new pair of shoes. She likes to pee on the sofa too.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now..... "

How did it do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat robbed the bacon i was about to fry from the kitchen last week, I got my own back today - he had his nuts removed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now.....

How did it do that?"

Gave me both barrels in the forearm - and consequently a compound fracture or radius and ulna. Got more or less 100% function though, damn good surgeon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now.....

How did it do that?

Gave me both barrels in the forearm - and consequently a compound fracture or radius and ulna. Got more or less 100% function though, damn good surgeon. "

I take it you were behind him/her, many injuries from Horses that way, Mustangs kill attacking Cougars that way, maybe thought you were a Cougar.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now.....

How did it do that?

Gave me both barrels in the forearm - and consequently a compound fracture or radius and ulna. Got more or less 100% function though, damn good surgeon.

I take it you were behind him/her, many injuries from Horses that way, Mustangs kill attacking Cougars that way, maybe thought you were a Cougar. "

No, I was leading her out after six months on box rest box, and she exploded away from me and in her keenness to get away she bucked. I will never know if she aimed at me or made a mistake.

I didn't sue the owner as I had the insurance policy on her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now.....

How did it do that?

Gave me both barrels in the forearm - and consequently a compound fracture or radius and ulna. Got more or less 100% function though, damn good surgeon.

I take it you were behind him/her, many injuries from Horses that way, Mustangs kill attacking Cougars that way, maybe thought you were a Cougar.

No, I was leading her out after six months on box rest box, and she exploded away from me and in her keenness to get away she bucked. I will never know if she aimed at me or made a mistake.

I didn't sue the owner as I had the insurance policy on her "

She was the frisky mare who gave you your name?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The horse that smashed my forearm after I'd spent six months nursing it wasn't too popular with me!! It's full of plates and pins now.....

How did it do that?

Gave me both barrels in the forearm - and consequently a compound fracture or radius and ulna. Got more or less 100% function though, damn good surgeon.

I take it you were behind him/her, many injuries from Horses that way, Mustangs kill attacking Cougars that way, maybe thought you were a Cougar.

No, I was leading her out after six months on box rest box, and she exploded away from me and in her keenness to get away she bucked. I will never know if she aimed at me or made a mistake.

I didn't sue the owner as I had the insurance policy on her

She was the frisky mare who gave you your name?"

No she bloody wasn't, lol, evil bone smashing mare more like!! No the Frisky one was a good christian mare, she was a real tryer. You can't beat a really good mare, geldings just don't have a the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once netted a wasp from the swimming pool and it stung me.

I did the same for a bat and carefully deposited it on the side of the pool to dry out where it promptly took flight and hit me in the nuts so much for sonar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most cats are cunts, it's well known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most cats are cunts, it's

well known

Pussy mmmm "

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