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When your penis talks....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...how come it comes out with such utter shit?

I mean... my brain seems to do fine with most things and yet I seem to have this second brain in my balls. I can think of only one evolutionary advantage to having a second brain down there... TO GET ME LAID!

And yet I can pretty much graph the amount of times it opens its gob as equal to amount of times I become a totally unsexy prat.

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?!?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it one of those that spits as it talks too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it one of those that spits as it talks too? "

Well its got a lisp if that's what you mean

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My penis doesn't talk.

I think you need a psychiatrist

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIexGagT4Sc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Is it one of those that spits as it talks too? "

It spouts bollocks, or rather spurts the contents of the bollocks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIexGagT4Sc

"

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Or is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRMmQF8rxk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIexGagT4Sc

"

What the fuck did I just watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRMmQF8rxk"

I'm a little concerned how you seem to have every video on YouTube which contains a penis bookmarked.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIexGagT4Sc

What the fuck did I just watch?

"

That's not what you just said or, was it your penis talking?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Or is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRMmQF8rxk"

I'm watching that with this playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH33RIfi2KI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIexGagT4Sc

What the fuck did I just watch?

That's not what you just said or, was it your penis talking? "

I don't talk when my penis talks - it's caveman mode.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Or is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRMmQF8rxk

I'm a little concerned how you seem to have every video on YouTube which contains a penis bookmarked."

I was looking for a thread that was on here about cock pictures that had a link to a website. I failed and found these instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIexGagT4Sc

"

It made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRMmQF8rxk"

I think that video... up to the point where the woman draws a condom on it... should be played to any single male joining Fab

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Is it one of those that spits as it talks too?

Well its got a lisp if that's what you mean "

Electrocution classes could help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know it's a bit of a silly thread... but anyone got any theories on why, when your sex drive takes over your brain, the opposite of what should happen i.e. you become more sexy... happens and instead you sound like a wally?

Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

its a little puzzling

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I know it's a bit of a silly thread... but anyone got any theories on why, when your sex drive takes over your brain, the opposite of what should happen i.e. you become more sexy... happens and instead you sound like a wally?

Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

its a little puzzling "

I've just watched the BBC 4 Horizon programme on human evolution. The new genome manipulation may solve your talking penis issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

"

I don't think it's that they found it sexy - it's just hard wired chemistry and biology catalyzed by sexual semiotics in order to compel us to procreate.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

I don't think it's that they found it sexy - it's just hard wired chemistry and biology catalyzed by sexual semiotics in order to compel us to procreate."

You do know the effect of a wide vocabulary on me, don't you?

I may have to post on the dreaming of Fabsters thread in the morning or dig up the 'do women have wet dreams' one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

I don't think it's that they found it sexy - it's just hard wired chemistry and biology catalyzed by sexual semiotics in order to compel us to procreate."

I want your babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

I don't think it's that they found it sexy - it's just hard wired chemistry and biology catalyzed by sexual semiotics in order to compel us to procreate."

Now you see... that is simply not the nomenclature that my cock would use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib calls it caveman mode... so are we to think that women once found it sexy? ...before they evolved lol

I don't think it's that they found it sexy - it's just hard wired chemistry and biology catalyzed by sexual semiotics in order to compel us to procreate."

You are such a cunning linguist

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