FabSwingers.com forum: A to Z of swinging

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just had to share this with you as it got me smiling as my daily swinging poet always sends me a wee message to make me smile so credit is due to him

The A to Z of swinging

A is for the ass you are going to spread wide,

B is for the bra thats on the slide,

C is for clitoris guys you know where it is?,

D is for dress a sexy one is the biz!

E is for enema some peoples rather kinky fun,

F is for felatio a blow job is always number one,

G is for garter so sexy on the upper thigh,

H is for horny....well we all cant lie!!!

I is for I love you in swinging a little too far,

J is for the joy of dogging done in the car,

K is for kinky the ultimate sexual find,

L is for ligature with which to bind!!!

M is for men so ten a penny in the swinging camp,

N is for nipples so much fun to clamp,

O is for Oral guys you better be good,

P is for pussy...so delicious its lewd!

Q is for Quicky sometimes fun to enjoy,

R is for rippling muscles found on a boy,

S is for sex its all we need either old or new,

T is for tongue used skillfully a dream come true!

U is for upset never cause it or you shall die,

V is for vixen so many on here I could sigh,

W is for willy guys keep it washed and clean,

X is for XXX simple describing the swinging scene!!!

Y is for young guys they are the perfect ride,

Z is for zip that should always be on the slide,

At the end of the day we are here to find our one,

And ultimately have....plenty of fun!!!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok thanks for that ... now it is our turn. I will start with A:

A is for ...... arranging a meet

next is B .... anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boffing a beautiful babe's bare bottom

C......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C.... Clit stimulation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is for ..... do it to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E isf for, Eeh Bah Gum, ya don't sweat much fer a fat lass do ya. Pass us one of them chips luv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/12/10 17:58:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F is for ... fuck it, I wonder what it was she deleted?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

G is for "Great tits Luv, can I meet with you right now?".....aka the mating call of the Common Singlebloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H is for .... her indoors which single blokes say they don't have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is for Is it in yet ?

J ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I is for Is it in yet ?

J ?"

J is for "I hope you're ready, for this Jelly...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K is for Kissing sensual and sublime

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

L for Luscious Lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M is for Masurbation, more fun when mutual.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

O is for Overcomplication......

Making swinging harder than it need be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

p is for prostate massage

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"L for Luscious Lesbian

M is for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - do that again

N..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

feck - too slow again, will stick with mmmmmm for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q is for queening

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

R is for rogering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

s is for sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T - tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undressed,unhurried and urging each other on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

v viagra

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

W......For whinging about other swingers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

X is for xxxx you !

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

y?........lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"X is for xxxx you !

Z is for.....big z's after doing a through Y

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"X is for xxxx you !

Z is for.....big z's after doing a through Y"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"y?........lol"

Y is for why not start again with

A ....................

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

A is for.. awww, what do you mean you are tired and can't go again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is for blow job'll do the trick

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

yayyyyyyyy c is for CUNT ..i love that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is for delicious

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

E is for ever ready (and I don't mean the batteries) x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

F is for fuck me!

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By *ocketManUKMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"F is for fuck me!

G is for Gladly!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

H is for: haw you, you cannae be finished yet!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I is for i want it now!!!!

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By *ocketManUKMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

J is for Just close your eyes and open wide......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"J is for Just close your eyes and open wide......"
K is for kick on the goolies if ya get fresh and i aint in de mooooood

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By *ocketManUKMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

L is for lots of licking

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Oh sorry, M.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

M is for "mum, can you not knock first?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N is for naughty naked northerners

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

O is for OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH yet another Orgasm

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

P for Pulsating Penetration

Q for

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Quintessential orgasm

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