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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why ?

Big fairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a de ja vu time

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hate cedar just so you know

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like a de ja vu time

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lol

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"They hate cider just so you know

Ooooooooh I love cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

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it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things.....

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cute my ass have yer looked close at one ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things.....

cute my ass have yer looked close at one ?

Yea, I stroke 'em....cute little furry things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate cider just so you know

Ooooooooh I love cider

Hahaha i had to double check my post then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

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they are not to keen on my insect spray either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things.....

cute my ass have yer looked close at one ?

Yea, I stroke 'em....cute little furry things!

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that's cocks dear. We are talking moths

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"They hate cider just so you know

Ooooooooh I love cider

Hahaha i had to double check my post then

Hahahaha been frapped myself.... Could not stop miself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw come and rest your head on my chest I'll protect you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw come and rest your head on my chest I'll protect you

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I will have to get under yer top just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate cider just so you know

Ooooooooh I love cider

Hahaha i had to double check my post then

Hahahaha been frapped myself.... Could not stop miself

Feel free i like your humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a cat, they'll sort the moth problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

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if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yourself a cat, they'll sort the moth problem.

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don't like cats either , only stuffed ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification

You meanie

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Lmao

Soft lad!

Not only one tho had a mate once who was terrified he was ex army and a French foreign legionnaire!!! We posted two of the biggest ones we could find alive in internal post to him at work

Damn he was as mad as fuck!!

Screamed like a teenage girl when they flew out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification

You meanie

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welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I like moths. They're furry butterflies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmao

Soft lad!

Not only one tho had a mate once who was terrified he was ex army and a French foreign legionnaire!!! We posted two of the biggest ones we could find alive in internal post to him at work

Damn he was as mad as fuck!!

Screamed like a teenage girl when they flew out

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tut what a wimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like moths. They're furry butterflies."
butterfly's don't nut light bulbs over and over and over again and swoop down on you and laugh

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Why ?

as it happens - Batman was called to my bedroom just last night! I shit myself!

I thought a cat had gotten in! I stopped breathing to see if I had some kind of 3:30am wheeze .. next thing ... this beast rips apart half of my room trying to tear out a new door way!

Fek me! It cast a shadow of extreme proportions across my bedroom in the moonlight. There was no way I could have caught it and man-handled it out. spooky fucking thing! (sitting here now with the light on, hoping it has gone, or will come out at least before I go to sleep).

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

uurrrrgh.. it purrred!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ?

as it happens - Batman was called to my bedroom just last night! I shit myself!

I thought a cat had gotten in! I stopped breathing to see if I had some kind of 3:30am wheeze .. next thing ... this beast rips apart half of my room trying to tear out a new door way!

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at last someone who knows what I suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification

You meanie

welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths

What if i said id be frustrated?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like moths. They're furry butterflies. butterfly's don't nut light bulbs over and over and over again and swoop down on you and laugh

Pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are Moths dusty? It's like an extra fuck you from them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification

You meanie

welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths

What if i said id be frustrated?

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deal

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've yet to hear one come out with a prophesy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like moths. They're furry butterflies. butterfly's don't nut light bulbs over and over and over again and swoop down on you and laugh

Pussy.

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yes please. That would take my mind off the moths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them. Their harmless, sweet things, beating out their short, confused little lives in places they shouldn't be.

Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are Moths dusty? It's like an extra fuck you from them! "
yep it's so they can flick it in yer eyes then eat yer clothes. Bastuds

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Why ?

as it happens - Batman was called to my bedroom just last night! I shit myself!

I thought a cat had gotten in! I stopped breathing to see if I had some kind of 3:30am wheeze .. next thing ... this beast rips apart half of my room trying to tear out a new door way!

at last someone who knows what I suffer

I am usually cool. But - I have no shame in saying I hid under the duvet. I hid and didn't fucking move lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium....."

I had two of the biggest spiders I've ever seen in my bath! Two!! How the hell did they fit through the overflow to get in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love them. Their harmless, sweet things, beating out their short, confused little lives in places they shouldn't be.

Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium....."
they knock on my window I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why ?

No completely agree, winged messengers of the devil they are, if you like the light so much why come out at night? Fucking stupid animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hate cedar just so you know

they are not to keen on my insect spray either

Have you tried dropping that towel?...

wont get rid of the moths but it would make me smile...

if you had said it would get rid of moths I would. But not if its just for your sexual gratification

You meanie

welllllll you would be all satisfied and content. And I would still have me moths

What if i said id be frustrated?

deal

got it writing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I love them. Their harmless, sweet things, beating out their short, confused little lives in places they shouldn't be.

Everyone's different, though. The fuck-off great house spiders you get in September have me wetting myself and reaching for the Valium....."

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I will take a pepsi cola challenge over any house spider any one can throw at me. I have to catch mine in a 8"x6" tupperware container they are that big. atrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

someone - pass - meds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube."
you are really not helping

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

There was a huge one in my spare room last week. I went in to change the lightbulb and this massive fucker was sat on the lamp shade. Nope nope nope nope nope. There's still no bulb in that room! Although I'm fairly sure it's gone now. Or just hiding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube."
so now I not only have to worry about them flying about. Nutting my light bulb , swooping down on me . Flicking dust at me , now they are gonna wait while I'm asleep and lick me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a huge one in my spare room last week. I went in to change the lightbulb and this massive fucker was sat on the lamp shade. Nope nope nope nope nope. There's still no bulb in that room! Although I'm fairly sure it's gone now. Or just hiding!

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they hide and laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why ?

I lived in the Amazon for a year, soon realised it was a bad idea to wear my head torch!

Bugs and huge moths the size of small birds fly at your face!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube. so now I not only have to worry about them flying about. Nutting my light bulb , swooping down on me . Flicking dust at me , now they are gonna wait while I'm asleep and lick me

It tickles that's all. I like it and find it fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It tickles that's all. I like it and find it fun."
that's what nightmares are made of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tickles that's all. I like it and find it fun.

that's what nightmares are made of

Maybe if their was hundreds of them...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube."

They lick? ??

Off to utube.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why ?

To separate the men from the boys

That's it - wimp! They're cute furry things.....

cute my ass have yer looked close at one ?

Yea, I stroke 'em....cute little furry things!

that's cocks dear. We are talking moths

Nooo, I don't like the small furry cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also love moths, they're really friendly and will land on you and lick your skin for some weird reason. I take videos of them doing this and put them on youtube.

They lick? ??

Off to utube....."

Not sure if they lick exactly, but they stroke you with their proboscis and i imagine they're licking you. Hope you find some good vids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won't hurt you,they're just butterflies' vampire cousins. Ooh talking of which,I read a book once about a man who killed a moth and that night he was terrorised by a giant moth,as big as an eagle,battering at his bedroom window and door

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Leave them alone - they're just dirty butterflies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a giant spider visit me yesterday - last time it will do that to anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww moths are just ugly butterflies...

Just cup them in your hands and let them back out the window

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Reminds me of the joke....

Man walks into a doctors surgery and says he thinks he's turning into a moth....the doctor says, "I think you need to see a psychiatrist"..."I know" says the man "but I saw your light on and had to come in" ..... sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why ?

No completely agree, winged messengers of the devil they are, if you like the light so much why come out at night? Fucking stupid animals"
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle

Love a silly joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had a giant spider visit me yesterday - last time it will do that to anybody "
yeah squash em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww moths are just ugly butterflies...

Just cup them in your hands and let them back out the window

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I do , after I have killed em with me spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a giant spider visit me yesterday - last time it will do that to anybody yeah squash em

it was well squished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So no one wants to help to rehome the mahoosive moth that's in my bedroom right now then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had a giant spider visit me yesterday - last time it will do that to anybody yeah squash em

it was well squished "
I said in winter when the moths are gonna sleep. I'm gonna find em and keep them awake. See how they like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So no one wants to help to rehome the mahoosive moth that's in my bedroom right now then

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no I have one thanks for the offer

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Made me giggle

Love a silly joke

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arent they supposed to be the souls of the dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths scare the shit out of me!!

Why do they always fly straight at your face??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why ?

Big hairy thick ugly fucking things . that wait while you hot , and as soon as you slightly open yer window and they pounce , they come in. Nut fuck out your light bulbs. Make shadows making them look 4 times the size they really are. And turn grown men into quivering wrecks hiding under the duvet ( well maybe that's just me ). What's the point of em ?

That describes Wife No2 very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely can't stand the vile creatures, went to Mexico once I kid you not they were the size of bats and tried to attack me, i believe the bar I was in at the time has never been the same since such was the havoc I caused when one swooped at me! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths scare the shit out of me!!

Why do they always fly straight at your face??"

Sucks to have a moon shaped face eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself a cat, they'll sort the moth problem.

don't like cats either , only stuffed ones

If you're after man points, it doesn't work, I tried.....

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