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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IF YOU ARE SEXY PRESS 1

IF YOU ARE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT PRESS2

IF YOU ARE NICE AND CURVY PRESS 3

IF YOU WANT TO GIVE A BLOW JOB PRESS 5

IF YOU ARE A TIMEWASTER PRESS 5

HEHE WASTED A TIMWASTERS TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I speak to a customer services operator please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number you have dialled has not been recognised. Please hang up and try again. I repeat, the number you have dialled...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We are sorry for the current technical difficulties. You have been placed in a queue and one of our customer service staff will be with you shortly. We greatly value your custom and your patience at this time.

*Greensleeves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry..you do not have sufficient credit to make this call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frigging chamber pot music again

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

[Removed by poster at 07/09/15 19:58:38]

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Please hold your call is important to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press 2 if you got a 6 pack

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

GDGDGDGBD

CACACAF#AD

GGBAGGF#F#ACF#

AGGBAGGF#F#ACF#

Your call is important to us. Please hold. All of our operators are currently busy.

GDGDGDGBD

CACACAF#AD

GGBAGGF#F#ACF#

AGGBAGGF#F#ACF#

ad infinitum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#*$*$*$*$####***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook'in nuisance callers ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please hold your call is in a queue and will be answered shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No option 4 but two option 5's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I bought a fax machine, I was delighted to find it had 'music on hold'.

Whenever I had a **** telesales call, I'd say "Just a minute, I'll see if he's in..." - then leave them listening to tinny muzak, until they gave up

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"No option 4 but two option 5's!"

Someone read it???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No option 4 but two option 5's!

Someone read it???

*Greensleeves*

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"No option 4 but two option 5's!

Someone read it???

*Greensleeves*"

ACDEFEDBGABCAAGABGE

ACDEFEDBGABCBAG#F#G#AA

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*Greensleeves*

ACDEFEDBGABCAAGABGE

ACDEFEDBGABCBAG#F#G#AA"

I know there's no rest FROM Greensleeves, but surely there are rests IN Greensleeves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can you spell your surname sir?"

"S M I T H"

"So that's Q R U D G T ?"

"No it's S M I T H!!!!"

"How can we help you today Mr Jones?"

"Fuck me I give in, goodbye"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

*Greensleeves*

ACDEFEDBGABCAAGABGE

ACDEFEDBGABCBAG#F#G#AA

I know there's no rest FROM Greensleeves, but surely there are rests IN Greensleeves?"

There are indeed. But my autocorrect nearly imploded as it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there someone who looks after you? or a responsible adult I could talk to?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Your call is important to us, but not important enough for us to employ more operators.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*Greensleeves*

ACDEFEDBGABCAAGABGE

ACDEFEDBGABCBAG#F#G#AA

I know there's no rest FROM Greensleeves, but surely there are rests IN Greensleeves?

There are indeed. But my autocorrect nearly imploded as it was!"

Maybe try the girl from Ipanema instead?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

*Greensleeves*

ACDEFEDBGABCAAGABGE

ACDEFEDBGABCBAG#F#G#AA

I know there's no rest FROM Greensleeves, but surely there are rests IN Greensleeves?

There are indeed. But my autocorrect nearly imploded as it was!

Maybe try the girl from Ipanema instead?"

G EE DGEE ED

F DD CEE CCCBbC----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please replace the handset and try again.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*Greensleeves*

ACDEFEDBGABCAAGABGE

ACDEFEDBGABCBAG#F#G#AA

I know there's no rest FROM Greensleeves, but surely there are rests IN Greensleeves?

There are indeed. But my autocorrect nearly imploded as it was!

Maybe try the girl from Ipanema instead?

G EE DGEE ED

F DD CEE CCCBbC----"

See, really good. It makes me wonder why there's a phone in a lift though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This number does not take incoming calls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I love this thread! I was reading this as I've been in hospital proper poorly and omg - I've laughed till it hurt! Good work my fellow kinksters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What number do I press for PPI reclaims?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can you please repeat....

Please hold while we connect you to an operator.....

Your in a que, your wait time will be approximately 45 minutes...

As im an automated service and have not been programmed to understand a northern irish accent .....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

118 118

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Your call good nice hear me help sorry good service not me put you hold manager no here back you ring lovely day have you bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect the ubiquitous 'no win-no fee', blame & claim vultures will have been circling greedily, after recent events, Curvie.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm getting the feeling that people would much rather talk to people...?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm getting the feeling that people would much rather talk to people...?"

Don't be ridiculous!

I did hang up today when the automated service I was on couldn't recognise the numbers I had pressed and put me through to a real person. The real person asked me really personal questions and I was convinced my phone had been hacked by criminals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you press my button Curviegirlie lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Well that's unfair I want to select options 2, 3 and 5 please don't make me choose

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well that's unfair I want to select options 2, 3 and 5 please don't make me choose "

We are unable to process your request. Did you press 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been trying to contact you regarding your car accident that wasn't your fault 2 years ago......

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

One at a tme please.

Oh thats a different machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been trying to contact you regarding your car accident that wasn't your fault 2 years ago......

Oh I forgot ...

I must have amnesia

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Well that's unfair I want to select options 2, 3 and 5 please don't make me choose

We are unable to process your request. Did you press 2?

Oh FFS!

*slams down phone in disgust*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thank you for holding.

You are currently number three in the queue.

Please continue to hold, your call is important to us.

A customer service operator will be with you shortly.

*plays elevator music*

Thank you for holding.

You are currently number two in the queue.

Please continue to hold, your call is important to us.

A customer service operator will be with you shortly.

*plays some more elevator music*

Thank you for holding.

You are currently number one in the queue.

Please continue to hold, your call is important to us.

A customer service operator will be with you shortly.

*plays another 10 mins of elevator music*

*clicks*

This office is now closed.

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