FabSwingers.com forum: Help! It won't go hard: Windows 10

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I turn to Fab for sex to help with my frustrations in life. I sometimes find a laugh on the forum helps too (although sometimes I wound up and experience a whole different set of frustrations).

I do know that when I ask for help, though, someone will usually come forward and provide that help.

I beg for such help now.

I have spent the morning turning my work laptop on and off. That's all I can do. The Windows 10 screen comes up, the cursor moves around but it won't go 'hard' in the password box so that I can type in the password.

The mouse is connected by a cable. The tracker pad also moves the cursor. The cursor never gets 'hard' however nice or horrible I am to it.

I'm stuck. I can't get in to do anything like take away Windows 10. It just keeps me on the blue password page with that bloody window.

Frustrated beyond belief. Who want's sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is a good way of dealing with computer issues.

When i'm talking to the helpline guy from Mumbai he says "turn it off and on again"

I do

Computers still not working.

I then launch it out of the window and say to the guy from Mumbai "you can go now, i'm going off to have sex"

I do the same when i'm not at work

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sex is a good way of dealing with computer issues.

When i'm talking to the helpline guy from Mumbai he says "turn it off and on again"

I do

Computers still not working.

I then launch it out of the window and say to the guy from Mumbai "you can go now, i'm going off to have sex"

I do the same when i'm not at work"

I haven't launched it out of the Windows yet.

I haven't tried Mumbai either.

Sex seems to be only option left.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I've still not upgraded my laptop to windows 10. Don't think I will now after reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is working perfectly and didn't take long to install at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the following helps:

Turn computer off.

Turn it in again.

Does it work now?

If yes, have sex.

If no, shout at it loudly, then have sex.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mine is working perfectly and didn't take long to install at all.

Thanks for that helpful comment, Lib! You haven't even offered sex as a solution.

I'm letting the battery die now as I can't think of anything else to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could just use it as a power brick for your vibrator now?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I find the following helps:

Turn computer off.

Turn it in again.

Does it work now?

If yes, have sex.

If no, shout at it loudly, then have sex."

The yes option for sex wasn't possible.

The no and shouting loudly has taken place but so far no sex.

I just want it to go hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the tab key

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've still not upgraded my laptop to windows 10. Don't think I will now after reading this. "

Our IT department at work suggested we didn't do it on our personal computers. The upgrade is valid for a year so they told us to wait. Kinda glad about that.

Sorry Lickety... defo give up and have sex. That'll be far more satisfying and if you're doing it right you shouldn't break any windows.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You could just use it as a power brick for your vibrator now?"

How do I do that? That would help drain the battery.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Tried holding down the power button until it switches off ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Try the tab key"

Off to try that now. I pressed all the F keys and the Ctrl Alt Del combo.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tried holding down the power button until it switches off ? "

Did that and it just switched off. Switching on it just went back to where it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could just use it as a power brick for your vibrator now?

How do I do that? That would help drain the battery.

Connect them together and turn it on (I'm led to believe vibrators are charged via USB these days).

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

In my professional opinion as a computer user.... its fooked.... you need to seek help from those who have the power.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way to switch off a malfunctioning computer is with a sledgehammer

Then have raunchy, dirty, filthy, debased sex

Then get in the car and go to PC World

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Try the tab key"

That didn't work either. The cursor lets me drag the pretty picture screen down so I've done that so that the blue screen and that window isn't mocking me.

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Start it up in safe mode???

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You could just use it as a power brick for your vibrator now?

How do I do that? That would help drain the battery.

Connect them together and turn it on (I'm led to believe vibrators are charged via USB these days)."

You're right! I was given a wand for my birthday. It's never run out so I've never charged it (I don't really use it).

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Start it up in safe mode??? "

It won't let me. I switch it on and it goes straight to the blue password screen.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In my professional opinion as a computer user.... its fooked.... you need to seek help from those who have the power.

Good luck "

So your professional opinion doesn't recommend the sex option?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The best way to switch off a malfunctioning computer is with a sledgehammer

Then have raunchy, dirty, filthy, debased sex

Then get in the car and go to PC World"

Just so that I am clear... do I have sex before going to PC World or do I have sex at PC World? Following Lib!'s advice, do I leave the wand charging when I take it to PC World?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Did you have sex with the computer.. if it's an older model it can take a while for it to go hard ..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Has it worked ok on Windows 10 before Lickety? Or was this after/whilst upgrading? Pc world do a shag and replace service atm.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Did you have sex with the computer.. if it's an older model it can take a while for it to go hard ..

I suppose it is old for a computer as it's almost three. Isn't the blue screen the same as a blue pill for it?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Has it worked ok on Windows 10 before Lickety? Or was this after/whilst upgrading? Pc world do a shag and replace service atm."

Shag and replace? Hmmm. I fear I may have no option.

It worked ok last week with Windows 10 installed. I did turn off the notify the world of everything you are doing option. Do you think it's punishing me because I sought some privacy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try the tab key

That didn't work either. The cursor lets me drag the pretty picture screen down so I've done that so that the blue screen and that window isn't mocking me."

Have you tried typing the password, even if you don't think you have a hard on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start it up in safe mode??? "

A swinger not being safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Try the tab key

That didn't work either. The cursor lets me drag the pretty picture screen down so I've done that so that the blue screen and that window isn't mocking me.

Have you tried typing the password, even if you don't think you have a hard on?"

That was the first thing I did. I would never make it feel inadequate or like it wasn't trying. I used a mixture of light and hard strokes but nothing happened. Should I have shown it my tits?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Start it up in safe mode???

A swinger not being safe

It's playing with my wand now. Should I have put a condom on the wand?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters."

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

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You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

Crashed our laptop to. Managed to get if off again and back to good old windows 7.

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try the tab key

That didn't work either. The cursor lets me drag the pretty picture screen down so I've done that so that the blue screen and that window isn't mocking me.

Have you tried typing the password, even if you don't think you have a hard on?

That was the first thing I did. I would never make it feel inadequate or like it wasn't trying. I used a mixture of light and hard strokes but nothing happened. Should I have shown it my tits?

Maybe use your tits to give it a good bashing.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Start it up in safe mode???

A swinger not being safe

It's playing with my wand now. Should I have put a condom on the wand? "

Depends so you an anti virus installed?

Have you tried taking the battery out as a hard reset, make it wait for a while, in anticipation before inserting it again?

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration."

Run it in safe mode as above f8 on load up

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration."

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

Then sex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Start it up in safe mode???

A swinger not being safe

It's playing with my wand now. Should I have put a condom on the wand?

Depends so you an anti virus installed?

Have you tried taking the battery out as a hard reset, make it wait for a while, in anticipation before inserting it again?

I can't get the battery out. I am using my wand to drain the battery to get to a hard reset.

Once it has drained I might just let it wait. It's left me unfulfilled all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

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There are about 10 options also on that menu, try them and as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn to Fab for sex to help with my frustrations in life. I sometimes find a laugh on the forum helps too (although sometimes I wound up and experience a whole different set of frustrations).

I do know that when I ask for help, though, someone will usually come forward and provide that help.

I beg for such help now.

The mouse is connected by a cable. The tracker pad also moves the cursor. The cursor never gets 'hard' however nice or horrible I am to it.

I'm stuck. I can't get in to do anything like take away Windows 10. It just keeps me on the blue password page with that bloody window.

Frustrated beyond belief. Who want's sex?

Press f8 start in safe mode the use restore

Then when that fails press f8 and use last know good configuration

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

There are about 10 options also on that menu, try them and as well."

It's not going to any menus. I press keys and it resolutely remains on the blue password screen with the Windows window. The only thing it is letting me do is switch it on and off and toggle between the pretty picture screen and the password screen.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Start it up in safe mode???

A swinger not being safe

It's playing with my wand now. Should I have put a condom on the wand?

Depends so you an anti virus installed?

Have you tried taking the battery out as a hard reset, make it wait for a while, in anticipation before inserting it again?

I use this method.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

There are about 10 options also on that menu, try them and as well.

You do f8 when it is booting up before password screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

There are about 10 options also on that menu, try them and as well.

"
I see so did you press the f8 key about 10 times immediately as windows starts?.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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crikey!!! looks like this is not an uncommon problem

and is a whole load of bother to sort

Do you have a USB keyboard you can plug in to one of the USB ports on the laptop?

Try unplugging and leaving out the usb mouse... switch off everything... and then power up again.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

There are about 10 options also on that menu, try them and as well.

I see so did you press the f8 key about 10 times immediately as windows starts?."

Yep! Nothing happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best way to switch off a malfunctioning computer is with a sledgehammer

Then have raunchy, dirty, filthy, debased sex

Then get in the car and go to PC World

Just so that I am clear... do I have sex before going to PC World or do I have sex at PC World? Following Lib!'s advice, do I leave the wand charging when I take it to PC World?

Why not have sex AT PC World. That way if you put in a good performance they might give you a managers special

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"crikey!!! looks like this is not an uncommon problem

and is a whole load of bother to sort

Do you have a USB keyboard you can plug in to one of the USB ports on the laptop?

Try unplugging and leaving out the usb mouse... switch off everything... and then power up again.

I don't have a USB keyboard. I might be able to get one from a neighbour.

I did try taking out the USB mouse and using the track pad and it was the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my serious head on now.......

Did the PC come with a Windows Recovery Disk?

If so, insert disk, switch off, switch on, PC should boot from Recovery Disk

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't have a recovery disk (some manufacturers prompt you to make one when you first use the PC), get one from a mate

the disk, not a shag, we are past the shagging stage now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky who gets a shag lol

But yeah you can still log in by using the tab key top left as you press it you will see the text box gets highlighted on log in screen, then type some letters.

It didn't work. Nothing happened.

You can also try pressing the f8 key as windows is opening then a boot menu appears, use the arrows key and select last known good configuration.

That didn't work either. I have pressed all the keys I can think to press.

There are about 10 options also on that menu, try them and as well.

I see so did you press the f8 key about 10 times immediately as windows starts?.

Yep! Nothing happens.

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Yes not good, not sure what else it could be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a message to all you other fabbers out there......always make a recovery disk for this very reason. Your PC is set up to try and boot from a disk before it boots from a hard drive for this very reason

Herendeth this lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold ctl + alt + del, as I do you doggie style at the window then launch it out the window as you climax.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Hold ctl + alt + del, as I do you doggie style at the window then launch it out the window as you climax.

Then claim it on your insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold ctl + alt + del, as I do you doggie style at the window then launch it out the window as you climax.

Then claim it on your insurance

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have my serious head on now.......

Did the PC come with a Windows Recovery Disk?

If so, insert disk, switch off, switch on, PC should boot from Recovery Disk

Maybe"

It doesn't have a disk drive. It's all cloudy!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"crikey!!! looks like this is not an uncommon problem

and is a whole load of bother to sort

Do you have a USB keyboard you can plug in to one of the USB ports on the laptop?

Try unplugging and leaving out the usb mouse... switch off everything... and then power up again.

That didn't work either.

On the plus side I have the Yo Yo Ma Proms on the help soothe me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hold ctl + alt + del, as I do you doggie style at the window then launch it out the window as you climax.

Then claim it on your insurance

I can see my claim form now: Broken window as I tried to launch Windows 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at your keyboard and make sure the function key is not on

Failing that what computer is it

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By *inkyKaz75Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Do you get the password box on the screen?

If so, in the bottom right corner, do you have an icon which looks a bit like a lock showing 3 o'clock?

If you do, click on this icon and then click 'on screen keyboard'

If you can login, then at least you can try restoring your computer back to a previous day when it all worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press the CTRL key when at the login screen, that should focus on that password box and allow you to type in the password.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

have you held the off button when you turn it off?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you get the password box on the screen?

If so, in the bottom right corner, do you have an icon which looks a bit like a lock showing 3 o'clock?

If you do, click on this icon and then click 'on screen keyboard'

If you can login, then at least you can try restoring your computer back to a previous day when it all worked "

I have got that icon. I tried clicking on all of the icons. Nothing happened. I seem to be stuck as I can't login by any method.

I'm draining the battery as a last desperate measure. If that fails I'll take it to PC World tomorrow.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Look at your keyboard and make sure the function key is not on

Failing that what computer is it

Acer Aspire V5.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lib! wins.

The wand drained the battery and now it has a screen. I still can't login yet but it is doing that configuring Windows update thing.

The wand really is magic.

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By *inkyKaz75Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

I have got that icon. I tried clicking on all of the icons. Nothing happened. I seem to be stuck as I can't login by any method.

I'm draining the battery as a last desperate measure. If that fails I'll take it to PC World tomorrow.

It does sound like either a driver issue or a hardware probably, your only hope is probably a USB keyboard, to get you logged in initially

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By *inkyKaz75Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

"Lib! wins.

The wand drained the battery and now it has a screen. I still can't login yet but it is doing that configuring Windows update thing.

The wand really is magic."

Sounds promising, fingers crossed

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lib! wins.

The wand drained the battery and now it has a screen. I still can't login yet but it is doing that configuring Windows update thing.

The wand really is magic.

Sounds promising, fingers crossed

I'm in!

I suppose I'd better do some work now before it changes it's mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you do the upgrade manually or did it say ready to upgrade

Could be a driver issue but if said ready itself then it's generally got the drivers already,

As said, sage mode, finger the on button until you turn it off

Refinger the on button to turn it back on, then press F8 repeatedly (if it starts to beep each time you press it stop, it's not accepting any more inputs)

Let it boot and you should get the safe mode, safe mode with networking screen,last known configuration should be at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you do the upgrade manually or did it say ready to upgrade

Could be a driver issue but if said ready itself then it's generally got the drivers already,

As said, sage mode, finger the on button until you turn it off

Refinger the on button to turn it back on, then press F8 repeatedly (if it starts to beep each time you press it stop, it's not accepting any more inputs)

Let it boot and you should get the safe mode, safe mode with networking screen,last known configuration should be at the bottom "

Wow just like sex, everyone has sorted, packed up and left by the time get there, glad it's sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at your keyboard and make sure the function key is not on

Failing that what computer is it

Acer Aspire V5."

same as mine I have given up on Qin 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn to Fab for sex to help with my frustrations in life. I sometimes find a laugh on the forum helps too (although sometimes I wound up and experience a whole different set of frustrations).

I do know that when I ask for help, though, someone will usually come forward and provide that help.

I beg for such help now.

The mouse is connected by a cable. The tracker pad also moves the cursor. The cursor never gets 'hard' however nice or horrible I am to it.

I'm stuck. I can't get in to do anything like take away Windows 10. It just keeps me on the blue password page with that bloody window.

Frustrated beyond belief. Who want's sex?

My sister usually threatens her laptop with throwing it out the window or saying shell smash it with a hammer. If that doesn't work go find sex

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Glad its sorted. Hope youre both lying back having a fag now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Sounds promising, fingers crossed

I'm in!

Which, ironically, is what I shout when we're having sex

There comes a point in the life of every computer when one has to decide whether or not the stuff you have on there is worth having the spotty teenager in PC World looking at your foo-foo pics

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Did you do the upgrade manually or did it say ready to upgrade

Could be a driver issue but if said ready itself then it's generally got the drivers already,

As said, sage mode, finger the on button until you turn it off

Refinger the on button to turn it back on, then press F8 repeatedly (if it starts to beep each time you press it stop, it's not accepting any more inputs)

Let it boot and you should get the safe mode, safe mode with networking screen,last known configuration should be at the bottom

Wow just like sex, everyone has sorted, packed up and left by the time get there, glad it's sorted"

Thank you anyway. You may have helped a lurker who is experiencing a similar issue.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sounds promising, fingers crossed

I'm in!

Which, ironically, is what I shout when we're having sex

There comes a point in the life of every computer when one has to decide whether or not the stuff you have on there is worth having the spotty teenager in PC World looking at your foo-foo pics

Mr ddc"

What sort of computer do you think it is? My computer has no such images. Ever! The only really embarrassing (and extremely rude) thing is the password, which just won't let me change it however often I try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switch of computer. Wait a few sec, switch on again, at the same push non stop button F3, it should take you for black scree called boot manager, you will see there option like restore point, choose run Windows in normal mode or emergency.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Switch of computer. Wait a few sec, switch on again, at the same push non stop button F3, it should take you for black scree called boot manager, you will see there option like restore point, choose run Windows in normal mode or emergency. "

Thanks.

It's all working again now. I hope it works again tomorrow.

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

May not be much help but ours really does not like to boot up if it finds a mobile plugged into the usb port. Remove peripherals and it starts just fine.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

so much trouble already

id so rip it out and go back to the other operating system than have to put up with another problem

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"so much trouble already

id so rip it out and go back to the other operating system than have to put up with another problem "

I am considering that but will then need to start another help thread.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

" The only really embarrassing (and extremely rude) thing is the password, which just won't let me change it however often I try."

Greetings, fellow cuntychops!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" The only really embarrassing (and extremely rude) thing is the password, which just won't let me change it however often I try.

Greetings, fellow cuntychops!

Don't give it away. It won't let me change it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

" The only really embarrassing (and extremely rude) thing is the password, which just won't let me change it however often I try.

Greetings, fellow cuntychops!

Don't give it away. It won't let me change it.

That's why I didn't include the mandatory two digits....

Soul of discretion, me...

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

just incase that you decide to revert back

If you’ve upgraded a PC to Windows 10 — not performed a clean install, but an upgrade — you’ll have an easy option that lets you revert to the last version of Windows. To access this, open the Start menu and select Settings. Click the “Update & security” icon and select “Recovery.”

You should see a “Go back to Windows 7? or “Go back to Windows 8.1? option. Click the Get started button to get rid of your Windows 10 install and restore your previous Windows install. Microsoft will ask you why you want to go back.

If it’s been over a month — or if you’ve run the DIsk cleanup tool and removed the “Previous Windows installations” files or deleted the C:\Windows.old folder by hand — you’ll no longer see this option. Windows 10 appears to automatically remove the old Windows installation files after a month to free up space.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"just incase that you decide to revert back

Thanks. I'll have a look tomorrow.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"There comes a point in the life of every computer when one has to decide whether or not the stuff you have on there is worth having the spotty teenager in PC World looking at your foo-foo pics

Mr ddc

Pfft!

That's not what the nice chap from Nigeria told me - and he promised to share them if I lent him my credit card details...

Mind you, he's not infallible, he was wrong about me winning that lottery

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