FabSwingers.com forum: How average are you

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You, yes you, are mostly going to be Mr/Ms Average.

What average traits do you have?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think looks wise I'm pretty average now, don't think you would notice me in the street, personality wise I guess I'm not quite the norm but I do do a lot of pretty average stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body mostly. Average size 14, average c cup boobs.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My skin is decidedly average, after sun exposure, ageing, a lot of slap plastered on.

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By *arkestDesires666Couple
over a year ago

linconshire

yeah my body also.. i have average boobs,feet and face to.. my ass is bigger then average tho pretty much it aha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You, yes you, are mostly going to be Mr/Ms Average.

What average traits do you have? "

I would like to think I stand out a little but looks wise average just get by with what the good lord gives you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my little man is average

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I can't think of anything average about me. I've always been a round peg in a square hole. Is there a euphemism there? Nope, just can't help looking for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height, intelligence and looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what you class as average..

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"You, yes you, are mostly going to be Mr/Ms Average.

What average traits do you have? "

Average willy here, but hard.

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Average here too... 5ft 6in.size 14..brown hair..blue eyes...nothing extraordinary about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You, yes you, are mostly going to be Mr/Ms Average.

What average traits do you have?

Average willy here, but hard. "

I can identify with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average to below average in looks. Above average in education. Above average in my line of work.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I can't think of anything average about me. I've always been a round peg in a square hole. Is there a euphemism there? Nope, just can't help looking for one!"

Average round peg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm averagely average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an average shoe size, with boring size 10s.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd never describe myself as average anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am average with a 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an average shoe size, with boring size 10s."

9's are the most common by a country mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and, my bank balance is looking VERY average at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so average, I'm mean

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I am average with a 6 pack

You're not seemingly particularly average Shag! Swede in the UK, bush habits, exercise and nutrition details etc.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I'm so average, I'm mean

Nice one Soxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say overall I am average, average height, 6', average build, not overweight, but not athletic. Probably below average on looks. Judging by a lot on here, above average in experience. As for my cock, that's for others to determine.

So that would class myself as average to anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has average features, coupled with things that make them unique.

I'd say I'm average age of a typical early 30s guy

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My eyesight is decidedly a poor low average today. Grey blurs. My food tastes are very average - preferring nothing too spicy. Live in suburbia, central England.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

In some respects, I appear fairly normal - in others, extraquartile doesn't even come close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average achievements here, below average everything else: height, income, eyesight etc.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Average achievements here, below average everything else: height, income, eyesight etc."

Below average?... I humbly beg to differ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't verify siblings so that's pretty average I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average achievements here, below average everything else: height, income, eyesight etc."

I do have synaesthesia though, which is definitely not average and can be awesome

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't verify siblings so that's pretty average I guess."

See I told you I wasn't average!

(There's miles in this isn't there?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an average shoe size, with boring size 10s.

9's are the most common by a country mile

I read this on the Internet, so it must be true

British feet are 'getting bigger and wider' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27662088

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Average achievements here, below average everything else: height, income, eyesight etc.

I do have synaesthesia though, which is definitely not average and can be awesome

I get that when I orgasm.

When I was a kid, my whole life was a sea of synaesthesia - I could even taste shapes. Doesn't happen so much now though.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd never describe myself as average anything.

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an average shoe size, with boring size 10s.

9's are the most common by a country mile

I read this on the Internet, so it must be true

British feet are 'getting bigger and wider' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27662088"

Well, you learn something new everyday. Why do shops never have any bloody size 9s left then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You, yes you, are mostly going to be Mr/Ms Average.

What average traits do you have? "

Average foot size.

Better average than mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, you learn something new everyday. Why do shops never have any bloody size 9s left then?"

9s?

You expect shops to stock such an uncommon size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm distinctly average according to an ex bf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am average with a 6 pack

You're not seemingly particularly average Shag! Swede in the UK, bush habits, exercise and nutrition details etc.

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Yes that's right lots going for me there and don't forget the haribos too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, you learn something new everyday. Why do shops never have any bloody size 9s left then?

9s?

You expect shops to stock such an uncommon size?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average achievements here, below average everything else: height, income, eyesight etc.

I do have synaesthesia though, which is definitely not average and can be awesome

I get that when I orgasm.

When I was a kid, my whole life was a sea of synaesthesia - I could even taste shapes. Doesn't happen so much now though."

I want your kind! Mine has faded quite a bit too, but names of things and people still have colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing average about me is my shoe size.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Average achievements here, below average everything else: height, income, eyesight etc.

I do have synaesthesia though, which is definitely not average and can be awesome

I get that when I orgasm.

When I was a kid, my whole life was a sea of synaesthesia - I could even taste shapes. Doesn't happen so much now though.

I want your kind! Mine has faded quite a bit too, but names of things and people still have colour. "

Mine has become fairly subliminal now, except during sex - I get all sorts of geometric patterns, tastes and sounds (as well as other sensations that don't fit into any sensory genre). The more intense the orgasm the more overwhelming they become.

When I was very young, I was an "elective" mute and used to inhabit or, latterly, hide in a space whose matrix was largely black or dark purple (but not quite - they're just inadequate words) and abound with all sorts of shapes with their own tastes and sounds. I recall the spheres had a very electric taste, and others were very rough and bitter.

As an adult, I've sometimes revisited that place but found it to be either difficult to reach or, once there, very frightening and hard to escape... so I don't go there much now... except for the nice bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and, my bank balance is looking VERY average at the minute

Mine is poor

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"You, yes you, are mostly going to be Mr/Ms Average.

What average traits do you have? "

Not a single one that I can think of....I don't do average

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm average at being average.

Where Mr B would say, he's not average he's awesome.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't know.

I'm a little 'special'...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As in 'school'

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i breath.eat, drink, sleep and believe it or not. use the toilet.

that's about as average as it gets..keeps me humble and grounded x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distinctly. Pretty much average everything. Average height, average weight, average build, average looks, average size feet, and an average size cock.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know.

I'm a little 'special'..."

It's spelt 'speshul'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im epic fuck average thats not my style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks I am way below average, personality way above average. So you could say one cancels out the other.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm well average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very average looks

Above average body ( for my age )

Average sized cock

And I would say above average personally

Fooking hell I sound a bit of a catch. I might message me self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'm average at much, I'm either significantly above or below depending what the criteria is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very average looks

Above average body ( for my age )

Average sized cock

And I would say above average personally

Fooking hell I sound a bit of a catch. I might message me self

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just tried it. Not read deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my body also.. i have average boobs,feet and face to.. my ass is bigger then average tho pretty much it aha xx"
wow if you're average I love average

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I don't think I'm average at much, I'm either significantly above or below depending what the criteria is."

Reading through the thread I came to the conclusion that this was my feeling about myself.

We have so much in common...

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's nowt wrong with average!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above average intelligence

Below average motivation

Above average physical pain tolerance

Below average emotional pain tollerance

Above average amount of scars

Below average mood

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got this on vinyl

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAJLGFWxYo

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, pretty average. Nil point on humour though

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Guess I'm the typical grey man. Though not as inconspicuous as I feel I should be thanks to Marshall at my side.....average? you decide

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Im epic fuck average thats not my style

You go girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im epic fuck average thats not my style

You go girl!!

Nothing like a bit of self love

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Im epic fuck average thats not my style

You go girl!!

Nothing like a bit of self love

Indeed...I find the word 'average' so negative....especially if using it about yourself...everyone has stuff they excel at and if they don't they should pull their finger out and find something! I fecking hate the mere idea of settling for mediocrity or even worse...being mediocre..

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I'm mean average, but then I am a Yorkshireman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average boobs

Above average size arse/belly/thighs

Below average brain

Below average looks wise

Average all round person

Above average lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im epic fuck average thats not my style

You go girl!!

Nothing like a bit of self love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average?

Go hard or go home

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Average?

Go hard or go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea it isn't something I have thought about. I expect depending on the criteria & benchmark I probably am average on a lot of things but I don't see that as a bad thing.

I know, I'll popover to facebook, I'm sure they'll be a test I can do to find out. Apparently I am an awesome speller

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

According to My girls, they reckon I'm the best dad in the world....

They're opininon is my bench Mark so no where near average.... I'm number 1

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am bigger than the average bear...

But height is about my only outstanding attribute.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I have no idea it isn't something I have thought about. I expect depending on the criteria & benchmark I probably am average on a lot of things but I don't see that as a bad thing.

I know, I'll popover to facebook, I'm sure they'll be a test I can do to find out. Apparently I am an awesome speller

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