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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are.

But my current favourite when I'm being mischievous and to get me out of trouble I just say "its a good job I'm cute" God knows where I got it from but it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll look where you're going...."

To anyone in a world of their own on their phone/shopping/generally ignorant.

Works a treat too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is "Nice!"

I say it so often my mates call me Nice

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Mine is "Nice!"

I say it so often my mates call me Nice

"
and you say loverrrly as well a lot

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuckin' loads of 'em. I'll start with a tried an tested bon mot:

"The Road of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom".

~ William Blake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are."

"Colder than a witch's tit"

As my little old lady friend would say

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Fuckin' loads of 'em. I'll start with a tried an tested bon mot:

"The Road of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom".

~ William Blake"
jay says to me the road to hell is paved with good intentions

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fuckin' loads of 'em. I'll start with a tried an tested bon mot:

"The Road of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom".

~ William Blakejay says to me the road to hell is paved with good intentions "

This is where folklaw becomes tricky. For instance, contrast:

"He who hesitates is lost"

With:

"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread"

Answers on a postcard pls.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"One is changed by what one loves"

~ Brodsky

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a rather persistent one"

~ Einstein

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


""One is changed by what one loves"

~ Brodsky"
think that's very apt for me at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One mans pie is a whole world of piss take"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is "Nice!"

I say it so often my mates call me Nice

and you say loverrrly as well a lot "

Ha ha you know me too well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good gravy! When I'm exasperated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my daughter.."You will neve hang yaself"...when she canny make her mind up.

When I'm oot and about I tend to say" OH NO EXCUSE ME" to the rude people who pushed past you, don't have the decency to say thanks if you hold the door open, the ones too busy on their phone they bump into you...etc

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Just fuck off" appears to be my current favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame the devil tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I particularly enjoy "are you on glue?". Always seems to both point out when others are being a little daft and make them laugh too.

Rach x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

I say 'just breath', a lot

also 'gap the mind, not mind the gap'

also,

"you are enough, you have always been enough, and you always will be enough"

because its true

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


""Just fuck off" appears to be my current favourite "
apparently I say for fucks sake abit to much, first time we stayed somewhere nice when I started seeing jay he said, if your going to say for fucks sake can you say it quietly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My little old lady friend has a poster in her kitchen with the Buddha in the classic pose, and the words:

"Buddha says: Try not to be a cunt"

Wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my very physical job role I tend to get hot and perspire

So I've been known to say to workmates .. " I'm sweating like a nuns wot sit in the veggy garden "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a good session I usually call the other 1 a light weight can't usually keep up with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised no one's said it yet! "What goes around,comes around"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my labourer does some work I always tell him it's as rough as a bears arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are.

"Colder than a witch's tit"

As my little old lady friend would say"
my tits lovely and warm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say cockwomble a lot to be fair the guys I work with really are a bunch of cockwombles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bend over I'll wake you when I'm finished'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"'Bend over I'll wake you when I'm finished' "

Classy!

"Heterosexuality isn't normal, it's just common."

~ Dorothy Parker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a smell hits my nose that i dislike i say ! ... It's smells like an otters hide out !..... Or my fav while having a verbal argument is .... It looks like someone set your face alight and put it out with a cricket bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are responsible for your own happiness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mothers are the necessity of invention.'

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

as a plater welder if something is built wrong a lot of us use fuck it its not going to the moon. be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as a plater welder if something is built wrong a lot of us use fuck it its not going to the moon. be ok"

So not a plate welder for Nasa then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear a lot swearing on site....

Dry as a nuns **** is quite a common one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my circus; not my monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay peanuts you get monkeys!!!

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

My mate Colgate would agree

F.c.u.k them all..

F.c.u.k them all..

The long, and the short, and the tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always come out with sayings, most are what I picked up from my grandma, jay is always laughing at how old fashioned they are.

"Colder than a witch's tit"

As my little old lady friend would say"

Tits like chapel hat pegs weather.

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

"Well you could fuck me!" said the Duchess as she wildly waved her wooden leg

Used when astonished...First heard in the late 1950's and I still can't remember where it came from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More tea Vicar?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

The fact there is only a stairway to heaven, yet a highway to hell, says a lot about anticipated traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets go with the flow.... seem to have picked this up recently, and now it's stuck with me.

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By *eanutButterJellyTimeCouple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

Oscar Wilde:

"We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing"

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

a friend in need .....is a pain in the arse....my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its black oer bills mother's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too cold to snow. I wonder if the person who came up with it said it to be flippant/sarcastic, or whether they genuinely believed that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"More tea Vicar? "

Reminds me of a 'social' I had with an Edwardian-style gent who broke out the finest china and psychedelics.

"Nice cuppa TEA?"

He was fun, although my soft-palette came away about a week later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sacre bleu

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

'Oh what a pavlova'

'Marvelous'

'Dear'

I'm kinda camp

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's Life

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.

Trying to get daughter to realise this she worries far more about others feelings than her own. Nice to care, but don't want her being mistreated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.

Trying to get daughter to realise this she worries far more about others feelings than her own. Nice to care, but don't want her being mistreated. "

Yes, learning the hard way is not fun. Hope you can convince her x

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