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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this is one of many (often wrong and silly) movie cliches that exist.

Are there any ridiculous movie cliches you love/hate or you want to debunk?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

English men always the bad guy in American movies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"English men always the bad guy in American movies"

And ways well spoken. Like they've had an Oxford education.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"English men always the bad guy in American movies

And ways well spoken. Like they've had an Oxford education. "

your right lol

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Cops in american movies are always single, broke, drive crap old cars and live in a shitty house, like they don't earn any money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americans constantly save the world, are always noble and heroic, participated in countless historical events that we've mistakenly been led to believe we're actually done by other nations, will always feature in movies based on stories even if there never were any Americans in the original story, won WW2 single handedly...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Cops in american movies are always single, broke, drive crap old cars and live in a shitty house, like they don't earn any money

And they all eat doughnuts and smoke like chimneys.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

They live happily ever after....

Yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy ever afters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hans the German or Russian with the dodgy accent and the Ha Ha Ha laugh.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Mobile phone signal is excellent in forests

The hero can operate all forms of transport without specialist training

Hot wiring a car is easy, as long as you can find one that is unlocked.

People leave expensive cars unlocked.

The police are rubbish drivers, but will still attempt daring stunts, with direct consequences.

Once you are holding a non-baddie by the wrist they become weightless and can be pulled up from over the gigantic drop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen movie where black guy saves day lol bout time

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Seen movie where black guy saves day lol bout time"

Good old Denzel

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Any woman running, will always fall and twist her ankle.

Americans always crash their cars into piles of empty boxes, watermelons or fire hydrants.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The American woman, always goes to investigate a noise, in the dark with a vest top n draws on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cars in fast and furious are so fast they have 27 speed gearboxes

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Running away from a serial killer of knife wielding maniac almost guaranteed the victim will fall over at some stage allowing the maniac to get closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After sex, women suddenly become coy and cover their bodies up

Breakfast is always cooked each morning but the husband never has time to eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slasher pic's always have 6 or 7 college kids. A douchhebag, a jock, a nerd, a rich kid and 3 hotties........one of which is a virgin and the first one shagging gets to be the first stab victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wear a red uniform, in an away mission, in Star Trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female characters never have plot.

Transgender people don't exist unless it's for comedy benefit.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Slasher pic's always have 6 or 7 college kids. A douchhebag, a jock, a nerd, a rich kid and 3 hotties........one of which is a virgin and the first one shagging gets to be the first stab victim."

So true

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Transgender people don't exist unless it's for comedy benefit."

I'm not sure Robbie Coltrane was meant to be actually transgender in 'Nuns on the Run'

Besides, they're more likely to be the evil murderer (Silence of the Lambs, Dressed to Kill)

Been better more recently: Kinky Boots, Breakfast on Pluto, Boys Don't Cry.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the black guy doesn't get it first the fat man will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a zombie apocalypse movie, never tie your shoe laces, you'll never trip up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your in a horror movie and things get desperate the best thing to do is split up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever noticed in post-apocalyptic movies the people who know about guns always die (hence the ammo shortage - shotgun ammo is easy to make) and yet all the groundskeepers miraculously survive and keep doing their jobs?

Seriously... in the middle of a zombie outbreak... the lawns are always pristine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever noticed in post-apocalyptic movies the people who know about guns always die (hence the ammo shortage - shotgun ammo is easy to make) and yet all the groundskeepers miraculously survive and keep doing their jobs?

Seriously... in the middle of a zombie outbreak... the lawns are always pristine."

Hahaha this made me chuckle

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

The good guys wear white hats and the bad guys wear black hats.

The baddies have disfigurements, whereas the goodies are Adonises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good guy may be 70 but he still kicks all the young guys asses!!

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

• Walking away from explosions.

• Car explosions

• People being shot at by a group of hench men and they manage to escape.

• Being hit in the face with a fire extinguisher and continuing with the fight.

• Don't f**** with Denzel (Just a statement)

• Aircraft doors open really easy whilst at altitude.

• Cars jump through the air and land with fully working suspension.

The list goes on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hero gets shot, he yelps, rubs the shoulder and carries on his scrap. The baddie gets shot, he flies 10ft through the air and stays down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The machine gun toting bad guys die instantly when shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car that has driven perfectly well for hundreds of miles in the film will inexplicably fail to start when the police/axeman/bad guys start to chase them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these are spot on lol

In horror movies if there's an obviously deadly noise they always go and investigate instead of just leaving.

Families somehow manage to buy a house for £5 and don't even question why it's so damn cheap.

Things that wouldn't normally explode do so... For reasons.

The hero normally has some kind of "humanising" flaw (a d*unk/bad marriage/small penis etc)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Transgender people don't exist unless it's for comedy benefit.

I'm not sure Robbie Coltrane was meant to be actually transgender in 'Nuns on the Run'

Besides, they're more likely to be the evil murderer (Silence of the Lambs, Dressed to Kill)

Been better more recently: Kinky Boots, Breakfast on Pluto, Boys Don't Cry.

Mr ddc"
robbie Coltrane was a proper TV in fruit machine, unlike nuns on the run

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

In a disaster movie, the family pet, usually a dog, always turns up alive

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

how as a cop in the usa... you are 100% likely to die the week leading up to retirement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bad guys can never shoot straight they never hit the target even if the good guy is standing in front of them. most times run or jump out of the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The L shape bed cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lady in the house the serial killer enters they always go upstairs! Not outside not hide down stairs ALWAYS upstairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In any horror the slutty girls always die, the virgins live on and save the day, movies trying to tell us slutty is bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bad guy that looks totally dead will suddenly grab your foot when you think your safe

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mobile internet or any internet for that matter is faster than light, plus search engines return the right answer first time no matter how vague the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the hero is tied to a chair the baddy will wave his gun around,giving a little speech about how much he hates the hero for all the grief he's caused him over the years,thus giving the hero plenty of time to hatch a cunning plan or cut his way through the ropes with his long finger nail that grew while he was waiting to be shot.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That German paratroopers dropped into England to kidnap Churchill will be lead by a Jerry with a Cockney accent.

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By *esi tardkaCouple
over a year ago

acton

"Any lady in the house the serial killer enters they always go upstairs! Not outside not hide down stairs ALWAYS upstairs!"

Or the lady is in the showers ..,

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By *picycplCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Punches that sound like breaking a wooden pole.

Only sound I've heard is "ouch" and that is either me or the person who's been hit

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

"If the black guy doesn't get it first the fat man will.

Or the newly married guy with a pregnant wife will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Americans constantly save the world, are always noble and heroic, participated in countless historical events that we've mistakenly been led to believe we're actually done by other nations, will always feature in movies based on stories even if there never were any Americans in the original story, won WW2 single handedly..."
but hey they had john wayne

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

And car tyres will always make screeching noises no matter what surface the car is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullets disappear when they hit car windows.

After sex, the couple lay there. No cleaning off/running to the toilet.

Everyone always cocks their gun for dramatic effect.

When someone is getting in bed and turn the lights off, everything goes blue.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If the hero's loved one dies it's mandatory for the hero to hold them in their arms , look up at the sky and shout...."Nooooooooooooooo!"

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