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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

maybe just add notes!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

... or, block the cock.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

.... or post a meet up for your requirements ?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

just throwing ideas out now - maybe they are all down south.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl "

Tell them to stop measuring from their arseholes.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

or tell them to stop measuring with elastic..

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Maybe guys a just big fat dicks?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

They just lie! lol!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

could be the amount of cum they are holding in their gun makes them shrink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they just don't understand the imperial system and assume that 1 cm = 1 inch

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Are you setting your sights too high OP?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mygirlfriend recently broke up with me ..she said she wanted a 10" cock...

I said to her.."I love you.! I want to be with you foreve. But I'm not chopping 2 inches off for no one.!".

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Maybe they just don't understand the imperial system and assume that 1 cm = 1 inch "

Someone once sent me a pic of what looked very like a 4" cock and claimed it was 8". I said I am sorry, with the best will in the world that is not 8" - and he said "It is babe, I know these things, I'm an engineer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol cos they measure themselves from the ass, you wont find many with a genuine 10" cock here. Tip: from cock base to belly button is just 7.5"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called "internet inches". I don't see the point claiming that size when pictures clearly show they're not, if that's what someone is looking for surely it just leads to disappointment at any meet. Only a statistically very small amount of men really are that size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mygirlfriend recently broke up with me ..she said she wanted a 10" cock...

I said to her.."I love you.! I want to be with you foreve. But I'm not chopping 2 inches off for no one.!".

"

So you Are chopping two inches off for anyone?

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By *kdnWelshCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

haha good question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you setting your sights too high OP? "

Not at all my point is why lie. if I fancy a guy I'd fuck him.. 7 inch or 10 inch. It's just an observation. You seldom get woman saying I have a pussy like a gerbals ear, when it's clearly like a ripped out fire place do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could make condoms a with ruler pattern along them,

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"They could make condoms a with ruler pattern along them,"

That'll sort out the ones measuring with elastic...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"It's called "internet inches". I don't see the point claiming that size when pictures clearly show they're not, if that's what someone is looking for surely it just leads to disappointment at any meet. Only a statistically very small amount of men really are that size."

OI! "internet inches" is copyright "JimiUK" Circa 2010.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl

Tell them to stop measuring from their arseholes. "

I always measure from about 2 inches inside lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl "

Technically the proper way to measure your penis is to push gently on your pubic bone with a ruler and measure to the tip

Actually it could be a funny game to guess the lengths of cocks by pics thread!

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By *expuss2015Woman
over a year ago

Planet Sex

Thing is though these guys that state they have a hard cock measuring more than 7 inch most women would have difficulty accommodating it as there is usually only a standard amount women can take before it gets painful for her. Now I was led to believe sex was suppose to be enjoyable. I do feel for the guys that have genuinely got a huge cock but do consider that it may not be enjoyable for the female to have slipped inside her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could make condoms a with ruler pattern along them,"

I'd like to see that on dragons den

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

I just consider it the same syndrome as all the other false claims & descriptions. Commonly known as lies, bulls#it or delusion be it male or female clamaints

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"

Technically the proper way to measure your penis is to push gently on your pubic bone with a ruler and measure to the tip

Actually it could be a funny game to guess the lengths of cocks by pics thread!

"

You are mistaken my friend.

Technically a cock can only truly be measured using the mouth of a person whom you find attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Technically the proper way to measure your penis is to push gently on your pubic bone with a ruler and measure to the tip

Actually it could be a funny game to guess the lengths of cocks by pics thread!

You are mistaken my friend.

Technically a cock can only truly be measured using the mouth of a person whom you find attractive. "

And I'm guessing your the man to measure the site, one by one? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured mine. Well not properly. Who cares? Nobody has ever laughed at it and it's always done the job. Anyone's profile that says 'must be well endowed, vwe, vvwe or at least 8 inches' obviously I'd avoid. Not because I'm not big enough but I feel anyone who says that size matters are fucking idiots. And any guys thinking that they're inadequate because they're not 8 inches plus or whatever need to get over it. UK average is 5.5 inches or something?

Rant over

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"Are you setting your sights too high OP?

Not at all my point is why lie. if I fancy a guy I'd fuck him.. 7 inch or 10 inch. It's just an observation. You seldom get woman saying I have a pussy like a gerbals ear, when it's clearly like a ripped out fire place do you?"

Lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm the only one who's fully qualified to be able to give certification to holders of large cocks. If it's not a certified 10 inches, refer them to me and ignore until they have my seal of approval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they all are that big on fab ain't they lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when it is a pic of a really long cock it belongs to a gay porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they all are that big on fab ain't they lol "

I have had a couple of big cocked men from here,they didn't look as big in their pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've more chance of winning the lottery than finding a 10"+ dick. That is a statistical fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured mine. Well not properly. Who cares? Nobody has ever laughed at it and it's always done the job. Anyone's profile that says 'must be well endowed, vwe, vvwe or at least 8 inches' obviously I'd avoid. Not because I'm not big enough but I feel anyone who says that size matters are fucking idiots. And any guys thinking that they're inadequate because they're not 8 inches plus or whatever need to get over it. UK average is 5.5 inches or something?

Rant over "

Rant begins....so I'm an idiot for preferring men who are well hung. Care to explain your rational behind that statement. Intellect has no bearing what so ever on a person's sexually preference, and as for "who cares" clearly most of the members of fab or why else do 99 percent of male profiles have cock pics and a huge majority of woman are asking for above average size men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say no to a extra couple of inches! Lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"You've more chance of winning the lottery than finding a 10"+ dick. That is a statistical fact. "

I'm not sold on that. Isn't lottery winning something like 1 in 14 million? Where did you get your data from?

If we had 30 million guys in the UK, your no would suggest less than 3 guys in the whole country with 10 inches plus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually did measure mine (at the request off girlfriend at the time who was curious!

So my 8 and a half inches is verifiable with a tape measure

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"Mygirlfriend recently broke up with me ..she said she wanted a 10" cock...

I said to her.."I love you.! I want to be with you foreve. But I'm not chopping 2 inches off for no one.!".

"

oldest ones are the best.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Technically the proper way to measure your penis is to push gently on your pubic bone with a ruler and measure to the tip"

The fact that there is a widely accepted "proper way" depresses me disproportionately... Why does there need to be any way,technical, proper or otherwise?

I've made it this far in life without measuring (beyond looking at others and concluding that I'm massively...average), and am now at the point where I'd quite happily refuse to measure and lose out as a result.

Statistically, if the average is between 5 and 6, then the distribution of sizes will be a bell curve (fnarr) that thins out at the extreme ends. So there shouldn't be many monsters in society, but the proportion of them in the swinging subset of society is likely to be higher.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"You've more chance of winning the lottery than finding a 10"+ dick. That is a statistical fact. "

that my friend is absolute tosh.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"You've more chance of winning the lottery than finding a 10"+ dick. That is a statistical fact.

that my friend is absolute tosh."

I am inclined to agree, hence my request earlier for verifiable evidence.

I'm assuming some 10's of 10" plus cocks in the UK. I have little to go on, apart from assuming that say 80% of guys here are average but there are going to be a reasonable number of outliers at the top end. Maybe 1million guys who aren't average, some of them below, the others bigger. Very unscientific I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically the proper way to measure your penis is to push gently on your pubic bone with a ruler and measure to the tip

The fact that there is a widely accepted "proper way" depresses me disproportionately... Why does there need to be any way,technical, proper or otherwise?

I've made it this far in life without measuring (beyond looking at others and concluding that I'm massively...average), and am now at the point where I'd quite happily refuse to measure and lose out as a result.

Statistically, if the average is between 5 and 6, then the distribution of sizes will be a bell curve (fnarr) that thins out at the extreme ends. So there shouldn't be many monsters in society, but the proportion of them in the swinging subset of society is likely to be higher.

[/ analysis] "

Actually it's a positively (right) skewed distribution and average is somewhere between the median and the mean

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Noted!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Had a guy boasting he was 6' with an 8 inch cock. Met him, he was 5'8" with a nice average 6 inch cock. Why lie? Met many a man who has done the same. Lying about height and cock size.

It's like me saying I'm size 14 and 5'9".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy boasting he was 6' with an 8 inch cock. Met him, he was 5'8" with a nice average 6 inch cock. Why lie? Met many a man who has done the same. Lying about height and cock size.

It's like me saying I'm size 14 and 5'9". "

Probably more a case of lying to himself rather than you specifically. Sad, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you setting your sights too high OP?

Not at all my point is why lie. if I fancy a guy I'd fuck him.. 7 inch or 10 inch. It's just an observation. You seldom get woman saying I have a pussy like a gerbals ear, when it's clearly like a ripped out fire place do you?"

Can't say I've ever heard either descriptions lol !!!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness


"Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl "

Why do they lie?

To get a meet.

If a profile says

looking for very well hung ( 8 inch and thick + )

Then they would probably feel it's a waste of time saying they a 6 inches and very nice.

I'm sure if requirements said gym body they'd chance it if they were just slim to average.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

I'm sorry are you saying I've been measuring wrong when I've been doing it from my arsehole and then multiplying by the girth, I'll have to adjust my idea that I'm over 6 inches I fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/31707027/average-penis-size-revealed-to-be-less-than-six-inches

2 in every 100 with an abnormally small or large penis. Although doesn't state what size that would be upto 10"+ counts aren't just a myth. Some pictures on here are misleading because with the right angles can find add a couple of inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl "
hehe damn I thought you were as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured mine. Well not properly. Who cares? Nobody has ever laughed at it and it's always done the job. Anyone's profile that says 'must be well endowed, vwe, vvwe or at least 8 inches' obviously I'd avoid. Not because I'm not big enough but I feel anyone who says that size matters are fucking idiots. And any guys thinking that they're inadequate because they're not 8 inches plus or whatever need to get over it. UK average is 5.5 inches or something?

Rant over

Rant begins....so I'm an idiot for preferring men who are well hung. Care to explain your rational behind that statement. Intellect has no bearing what so ever on a person's sexually preference, and as for "who cares" clearly most of the members of fab or why else do 99 percent of male profiles have cock pics and a huge majority of woman are asking for above average size men?"

No you're not an idiot for preferring men who are well hung. It is your personal preference. I have my preferences in what I'm looking for in a woman. Just like some mens preferences would be a woman with big breasts or what not. However my gripe is anyone that thinks size is everything and say you cant be an awesome lover unless you've got a massive cock, I think are idiots. And I was also saying that men who are not gifted in the trouser region shouldn't have to feel inadequate because of their size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured mine. Well not properly. Who cares? Nobody has ever laughed at it and it's always done the job. Anyone's profile that says 'must be well endowed, vwe, vvwe or at least 8 inches' obviously I'd avoid. Not because I'm not big enough but I feel anyone who says that size matters are fucking idiots. And any guys thinking that they're inadequate because they're not 8 inches plus or whatever need to get over it. UK average is 5.5 inches or something?

Rant over

Rant begins....so I'm an idiot for preferring men who are well hung. Care to explain your rational behind that statement. Intellect has no bearing what so ever on a person's sexually preference, and as for "who cares" clearly most of the members of fab or why else do 99 percent of male profiles have cock pics and a huge majority of woman are asking for above average size men?

No you're not an idiot for preferring men who are well hung. It is your personal preference. I have my preferences in what I'm looking for in a woman. Just like some mens preferences would be a woman with big breasts or what not. However my gripe is anyone that thinks size is everything and say you cant be an awesome lover unless you've got a massive cock, I think are idiots. And I was also saying that men who are not gifted in the trouser region shouldn't have to feel inadequate because of their size. "

So yeah I probably could have worded it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or do men actually measure their cocks correctly? I'm amazed at the amout of men saying they have a 8,9,10 inch cock, when it's clear from their pic they don't. It's a kin to me sending a pic of me claiming to be a 18 year old black girl "

Have to admit I'm forever getting inches and centimetres muddled up

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

Can't see the point in telling lies. You have what you have been given. In fact I'd rather under state so as not to disappoint

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By *andyrasklesCouple
over a year ago

fucksville north wales

Love your 1 inch pinch and be proud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why say things if you cant back them up unless your just a bullshitter

Just makes you look stupid when you expose your peckerwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". You seldom get woman saying I have a pussy like a gerbals ear, when it's clearly like a ripped out fire place do you?"

I dunno a lot of women seem to bang on about how tight they are or "everyone says I've got the tightest pussy etc" and you do kinda think "yeaaaah no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My angels add about 3 inches hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No you're not an idiot for preferring men who are well hung."


"

anyone who says that size matters are fucking idiots

"

Now that's back peddling lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No you're not an idiot for preferring men who are well hung.

anyone who says that size matters are fucking idiots

Now that's back peddling lol.

"

How is it back peddling? You can prefer to go after someone with a massive cock because of the fantasy element and that's what you find attractive about them. Just like I may prefer to fuck pretty women, with nice curvy boobs, tight bums and pussies. But that doesn't mean that all pretty women with nice curvy boobs etc are gonna be ace in bed. Ya dig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or tell them to stop measuring with elastic.. "

If they measured with elastic it would be shorter.

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