FabSwingers.com forum: Your unsexiest item of clothing?

By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Mine has to be my turquoise shower cap that I wear in the bath! Looks divine - not! Z

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over a year ago

My uniform for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my steelies...blokey boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pair of long johns

i work in school at lunchtimes and when its cold out there on lol

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

What I'm sat n now ! bottoms and a sweatshirt cos soooooooooo cold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never look unsexy in anything ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the all white body suit i have to wear in the food factory

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hi-vis jacket and steel toe-caps and hard hat....they're not the easiest to accessorise!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"my hi-vis jacket and steel toe-caps and hard hat....they're not the easiest to accessorise!

That actually sounds quite sexy to me! Z

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my grumpy pants

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"a pair of long johns

i work in school at lunchtimes and when its cold out there on lol "

I sometimes wear them, out on our boat, if its a bit Nippy!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"my grumpy pants

lol - i call mine my apple catchers! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my hi-vis jacket and steel toe-caps and hard hat....they're not the easiest to accessorise!

That actually sounds quite sexy to me! Z"

...can i 'lose' them in the post to you then?!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

My bike leathers cos they make your arse all big and baggy

Steve

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"my hi-vis jacket and steel toe-caps and hard hat....they're not the easiest to accessorise!

That actually sounds quite sexy to me! Z

...can i 'lose' them in the post to you then?!

Not quite the same when there's no one inside 'em! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z"

No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z

No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...

what a burden, you do cope well tho. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/12/10 22:15:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z

No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...

what a burden, you do cope well tho. Z"

Thankyou ( blink , blink )

Im sat here in a coat with a curtain wrapped around my legs just in case anyone wants to visualise how sexeh that is...

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"[Removed by poster at 06/12/10 22:15:56]"

missed that! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wearing my long johns too the past few days ... sod sexy, it's comfort and functionality when Jack Frost is on the prowl!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Well apart from Granny, we've all got something a bit unsexy! Z

No! Everything I own is unsexy tat..... it's just that I am irresistable in anything ....... sigh ...

what a burden, you do cope well tho. Z

Thankyou ( blink , blink )

Im sat here in a coat with a curtain wrapped around my legs just in case anyone wants to visualise how sexeh that is...

Thats just too much for me! Have you been sitting too close to the gas fire and also have that attractive 'corned beef' effect to your legs? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been wearing my long johns too the past few days ... sod sexy, it's comfort and functionality when Jack Frost is on the prowl!

i dunno...i've often perved over a "fruit of the loom" mag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tracksuit bottoms - they are so unsexy and I feel rubbish in them, but they are very comfy and when im at home cleaning they are just the thing. I obviously dont do any sport in them

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!"

no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!

no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z"

Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!

no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z

Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?"

yep - unsexy - only because they must make your toes realy swaety! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!

no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z

Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?

yep - unsexy - only because they must make your toes realy swaety! Z"

They only come out in Winter. They were brilliant under my boots in the snow.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A pair of green velvet shorts, although I don't technically "own" them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of green velvet shorts

i beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to differe whenever I can and most unsexy, my proper dressing gown, I hate it, got a sexy one but it is not warm enough in the winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still s'easy to get off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of green velvet shorts

i beg to differ"

With bells on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of green velvet shorts

i beg to differ

With bells on?"

oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ensemble I'm in now: red silk scarf worn bandanna style to keep my "wrapped" bob in place and a pink, well it was pink at one time, Care Bears cotton t-shirt night dress.

It's full of holes, the right sleeve was mangled in the washing machine, it's not even fit to be a rag, but I love it and feel so comfy in it, much to the disdain of my girls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

green anorak,warm and practical,but definately not sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My football pants. Don't get washed , muddy ripped and stink ,..........

Love some of the posts. When I look at profiles I see hot sexy ladies in ravishing outfit and mind blowing underware looking amazing. But really everyone is sat at home on there computer wearing there lazy clothes and and looking like a dogs dinner. We should all put up our lazy day picstures

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

My big red fluffy dressing gown with Winnie the Pooh and Tigger on

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

my false leg

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My nuns outfit.

....oooops! I actually typed that out load didn't I?!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"My nuns outfit.

....oooops! I actually typed that out load didn't I?!

...loud even...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd sock with a hole in it

its green lol

* creeps round graveyard *

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Spanx!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Odd sock with a hole in it

its green lol

* creeps round graveyard * "

Aren't socks with holes in automatically relegated to 'wank mop' status....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I do not own unsexy clothing. even my wincyette jammies and bootie slippers are sexy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"My big red fluffy dressing gown with Winnie the Pooh and Tigger on

There's a new kids book out about Winnie the Pooh....it has the rather unfortunate title of 'Cooking with Pooh'.

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"my steelies...blokey boots"

hum... sorry but I love women in boots... wearing a pair of steel toes or DM's...

I just find it quite sexy?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

pair my hubbys sports socks and a big fluffy pink house coat .def not a fab look big soooooo toasty warm !!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My cravat, smoking jacket and fez aren't to everyone's taste

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"My cravat, smoking jacket and fez aren't to everyone's taste"

Why ever not, dear boy!

Pass the brandy, there's a good chap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Odd sock with a hole in it

its green lol

* creeps round graveyard *

Aren't socks with holes in automatically relegated to 'wank mop' status....

Bwhahahaha I laughed so hard I just shot tea out of my nose

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Odd sock with a hole in it

its green lol

* creeps round graveyard *

Aren't socks with holes in automatically relegated to 'wank mop' status....

Bwhahahaha I laughed so hard I just shot tea out of my nose"

Nice! You could mop it up with a sock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would have to be my huge fluffy eeyore slippers!

no slippers don't count cos they sound cute! Z

Hmmmm, in that case what about my stripey socks that have 'toes' in them?"

Sorry they sound cute too, I'm afraid! It's true that a bloke would look like a prize dong in either of these items, but I generally expect lasses to be a tad more girlie. You'll have to have another rummage through your wardrobe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Slanket, I don't care how unsexy it is, it's warm and I'm not having sex again until June anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to add my biggest crime is a "Macheveli" hoodie in bright red and white. It's fleece lined and really warm, so it's great for gardening in. However, a couple of lads about 16-17 were visiting the neighbours daughter while I was out grafting in it, and one said "Wow, man. Likin' it mate, you're hood is proper boss man. Don't wanna do no gardening tho, you'll wreck it, you get me?" He seriously meant it as well, which means I own a garment that is apparently highly fashionable for a 17 year old. Only problem is, I'm 33 and think it looks shit. But it is lovely and snug...

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Every girl should have a pair of grumpy pants

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Every girl should have a pair of grumpy pants

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i totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white long-sleeved shirt I had since secondary school (thats 10+ years). It was part of the school uniform. Granted it may look hella sexy if "she" wore it and nothing else

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