FabSwingers.com forum: If David Attenborough...

By *igeia OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am currently watching a David Attenborough thing on TV and he has just stated how male cuttlefish disguise themselves as female to get in among them. Once they have mated they find it hard to keep the female to themselves since they outnumber them 4:1. For some reason it made me imagine David Attenborough narrating a documentary about Fab. So, if he did, what observations would he make?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love David Attenborough.

I don't even know what he'd make of this place...

"The single female signs up to fab, within minutes a swarm advances on her profile she decides to run for safety and delete her profile. The men dejectedly retreat and wait for the next new influx of local females to advance on, learning nothing in the process."

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I swear his programs are only about sex nowadays anyway.

He always sounds so calm and unperturbed, I'd like to see if he'd still be so calm when he got to Ben's sweetcorn thread.

"And finally, they collapse together, he slowly removes himself from her posterior, and.... wait a minute, ... what's that? Just under his.... No, there, just zoom in a bit...OMG, Feckin SWEETCORN??!

Mr ddc

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear his programs are only about sex nowadays anyway.

He always sounds so calm and unperturbed, I'd like to see if he'd still be so calm when he got to Ben's sweetcorn thread.

"And finally, they collapse together, he slowly removes himself from her posterior, and.... wait a minute, ... what's that? Just under his.... No, there, just zoom in a bit...OMG, Feckin SWEETCORN??!

Mr ddc"

Just the title of that topic makes me feel sick, dunno if i will ever dare look in it.