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"Tea and banana " I adore bananas but they don't like me | |||
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"craving for cereal this morning" Ive bought some gluten free granola think im going to have that this morning as cba to cook | |||
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"Tea and bacon buttie, with brown sauce. Xx" Sauce on a butty oh dear lord | |||
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"Going out for cooked brekky - someone else can do the washing-up " | |||
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"Sausage sarnies Never been a sausage fan " I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!! Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve! *pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* | |||
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"Sausage sarnies Never been a sausage fan I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!! Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve! *pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* " I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit | |||
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"Sausage sarnies Never been a sausage fan I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!! Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve! *pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit " I have loads of lorne sausage in the freezer but no bread | |||
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"Sausage sarnies Never been a sausage fan I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!! Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve! *pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit I have loads of lorne sausage in the freezer but no bread " Just nibble the sausage then | |||
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"Sausage sarnies Never been a sausage fan I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!! Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve! *pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit " It's rubbish... fortunately it doesn't hurt but it's already had a filling... what if I have to have a falser?! *cries* | |||
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"Sausage sarnies Never been a sausage fan I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!! Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve! *pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit It's rubbish... fortunately it doesn't hurt but it's already had a filling... what if I have to have a falser?! *cries*" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in | |||
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"I just put this on another thread, muppet, Raspberries and Blueberries, covered with Lemon and Lime alpro soya, honey, flaxseed and hemp, my favourite brekkie. " Your eating gonzo or Kermit for breakfast? | |||
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" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in " I don't even know what that is!!! Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! " aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth?" No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. | |||
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"I just put this on another thread, muppet, Raspberries and Blueberries, covered with Lemon and Lime alpro soya, honey, flaxseed and hemp, my favourite brekkie. Your eating gonzo or Kermit for breakfast? " Lol, I'm the muppet. | |||
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" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in I don't even know what that is!!! Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth? No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. " Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth | |||
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" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in I don't even know what that is!!! Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth? No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth " Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half. | |||
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" aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth?" After losing a couple of front ones, dentist presented me with 'recommendations'... £3k for bridge or £6k for implants ! Dunno which pain is worse, teeth or wallet. | |||
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"Scrambled eggs with a sprinkling of salt and rosemary, and wholemeal toast made from homemade bread. " Rosemary and homemade bread made that for me. | |||
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" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in I don't even know what that is!!! Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth? No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half. " Hahahahaha...sorry had to giggle I can imagine you now waiting for its return | |||
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" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in I don't even know what that is!!! Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth? No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half. Hahahahaha...sorry had to giggle I can imagine you now waiting for its return " It wasn't in one piece so I made the decision not to wait. It better not be jaggy!! | |||
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" Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in I don't even know what that is!!! Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! aw dentists are pirates! I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive! Is it a front tooth? No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half. Hahahahaha...sorry had to giggle I can imagine you now waiting for its return It wasn't in one piece so I made the decision not to wait. It better not be jaggy!! " Oh sweet jesus just spat my green tea on my pc....hahahahahaha Love it | |||
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"Tea and bacon buttie, with brown sauce. Xx Sauce on a butty oh dear lord" Sauce? Of course . | |||
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" Oh sweet jesus just spat my green tea on my pc....hahahahahaha Love it " Gotta keep a sense of humour. The bit that's left in my gob is jaggy so I'm having a curry for dinner tonight!! | |||
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"I've not even made it out of bed yet! Haha. Tho it will be pancakes and copious amounts of tea to get me going! Serves me right for staying up so late on fab :/" I have only just moved | |||
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" Oh sweet jesus just spat my green tea on my pc....hahahahahaha Love it Gotta keep a sense of humour. The bit that's left in my gob is jaggy so I'm having a curry for dinner tonight!! " | |||
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