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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay Okay Okay ...... I can usually NOT ask .... but ...

' I always love to please the lady'

'It's all about the lady.'

' The lady comes first.'

Do these or similar phrases give other women the eeebie jeebies in messages ?

It just creeps me out and I can't work out why. I always say NO thanks ....

YAK .....

Gone to eat pie x

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I refer the honourable lady to the reply I gave earlier ................ in ()&$ post (think something of the title got lost in translation)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should meet these men who claim its all about the lady, sit there opposite them in a hotel room and just either read a book, do our knitting, bit of crochet etc, and if they dare to wave their cocks at us, to just say , no its all about the lady, and I want you to sit quietly while I finish my book and then Im going home

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ladies ladies ladies..

how can you doubt these most sincere one liners..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep you’re not alone, it sounds too much like a chore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad it's not just me. I can't fathom why when they say this my flesh ripples.

I'm all for individuality and spontaneity.

It gives me the impression that :

1. They will be reading a manual while I wait patiently doing my own 'thing'.

2. They read the manual before they came out and will be putting sommat bog standard into practise.

3. That they think 'the lady' is EVERY lady and will limp home crying when their curly finger thrusting come hither doesn't produce copious amounts of liquid like it did with last months 'the lady'

4. They consider me stupid and susceptible to flattery.

tsk ..... SOME men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got this months copy of 'The Lady'

I have arranged a meet with a Mr Cholmondley-Cholmondley next April.

I shall dash off a letter to him forthwith.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forsooth Laine you are a rum woman if ever there was one.

Make haste and prepare yourself to be fulfilled by Messrs Finger n Fumbs. x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I just have a sack full of silver medals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just have a sack full of silver medals "

Wanna gerra Gold ?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I just have a sack full of silver medals

Wanna gerra Gold ?"

But I always cum 2nd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boom ! Boom !

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Boom ! Boom !"

the oldest are always the best lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Fans vigorously whilst bosom heaves, fighting of the vapours*

Grand mamma, doesn't one know it's "one size fits all?!!" We are meant to be impressed with suitors who will selflessly lick our erm private places until we swoon, who have the skill to breath through their ears, and will always be silver medalist: cum second.

How can you doubt the noble intent of the gallant blades who simply want to devote themselves to our pleasure.

Sigh...gasp...swoon...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerrup them stairs an' get them corsets off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah .......that too Sassy ...... Verily I have lost count of the number of suitors who profess to adore lapping the vicinity of the pusserage regions for hours NAY days and hours. Such is their devotion.

I luv likin they cry ......

Sigh ...... one blushes and shivers with excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Wheres Imalady when you need her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep totally gives me the creepy goosebumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im gonna do it for research purposes.

The next message I get from a guy who says that he loves licking pussy for hours on end - I will meet him, prop up against pillows whilst he is down by my nether regions, I will have my book so I wont get bored, and he will literally lick for hours, at least 2 hours and then he can stop and go home. I will not touch him at all and he wont get any sexual satisfaction from me whatsoever.

(I am so gonna regret posting this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on how it is said/used, and the person who said/used the term, IMHO!

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i hate the 'I can stay down there for hours' messages too.....but the ones that REALLy get my goat are the 'very good at massage' ones.......has me reaching for the bucket !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i hate the 'I can stay down there for hours' messages too.....but the ones that REALLy get my goat are the 'very good at massage' ones.......has me reaching for the bucket !! "

aaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you HAD to bring that up .......didn't you ?

The mere MENTION Of ' Love to give the lady an all over massage' Has me pukin ..... blleeuuuuuuuuuuurgh .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate the 'I can stay down there for hours' messages too.....but the ones that REALLy get my goat are the 'very good at massage' ones.......has me reaching for the bucket !! "

lol lol lol,yeah i know exactly what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would anyone like to give me a massage then?

Thought that would shut you up

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Okay Okay Okay ...... I can usually NOT ask .... but ...

' I always love to please the lady'

'It's all about the lady.'

' The lady comes first.'

Do these or similar phrases give other women the eeebie jeebies in messages ?

It just creeps me out and I can't work out why. I always say NO thanks ....

YAK .....

Gone to eat pie x"

none of these phrases,mean anything to me.(ask mrs saucy).

so do you fancy a quick shag.

you can can finish yourself off.

after i've cum and gone.

so are you tempted babe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres Imalady when you need her? "

are my ears burning ????,,,,,sorry guys had a flyby for 3 days i got waylaid in the nicest possible way ....and it wasnt all about the lady !!!

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