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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday with a silhouette?

And what do you mean by "genuine"?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"A holiday with a silhouette?

And what do you mean by "genuine"?"

Non-latex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday with a silhouette?

And what do you mean by "genuine"?"

As opposed to inflatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney"

You mean your mucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details"

Sorry mate, but this is as dodgy as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

You mean your mucky

And I just missed out on a holiday because of it.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

4 weeks is a long time with a stranger.

good luck though and have a great time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

You mean your mucky

And I just missed out on a holiday because of it. "

Then take a shower you mucky bugger..you might get invited then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

You mean your mucky

And I just missed out on a holiday because of it. "

Methinks the "holiday" might be a tad closer to Syria than Dubai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure swinging or sex outside of marriage is a pretty risky pastime in Dubai.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

You mean your mucky

And I just missed out on a holiday because of it.

Methinks the "holiday" might be a tad closer to Syria than Dubai

Its an all inclusive holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

You mean your mucky

And I just missed out on a holiday because of it.

Methinks the "holiday" might be a tad closer to Syria than Dubai

a holiday, is a holiday, sir.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details"

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

And what of it?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

And what of it?!?

Get a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

And what of it?!?

Get a shower

But I like being diirrrrrty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

And what of it?!?

Get a shower

But I like being diirrrrrty!

Your not going on holiday then ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

And what of it?!?

Get a shower

But I like being diirrrrrty!

Your not going on holiday then ner ner

Rubbing it in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

I think he does

And what of it?!?

Get a shower

But I like being diirrrrrty!

Your not going on holiday then ner ner

Rubbing it in!

i'll rub some soap on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details"

This is creepy

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

No, he expects someone to go on holiday with him "4 a week".

I wouldn't myself and I would advise anyone else against it but on a site where lots of people fuck strangers having gone to their homes with no security measures in place can't see that he's asking much more than lots of others.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Guys this offer may also be open to you as his only veri was from a man....

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see the problem myself. I mean The Arab Peninsula is well known for being tolerant of extra marital sexual relationships so I can't see any way in which this could go horrendously wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday with a silhouette?

And what do you mean by "genuine"?"

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

No, he expects someone to go on holiday with him "4 a week".

thanks for pointing out the typo

leaving the country is a much bigger deal compared to going to someone's home in my eyes anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't see the problem myself. I mean The Arab Peninsula is well known for being tolerant of extra marital sexual relationships so I can't see any way in which this could go horrendously wrong... "

I'm sure most people would rather go to Amsterdam to get stoned rather than Dubai.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

you seriously expect someone to go away to another country with a stranger 4 weeks

No, he expects someone to go on holiday with him "4 a week".

sorry OP

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Would he be wearing a black bag over his head the entire time? That would put me off my lobster

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

Sorry meant week in dubai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry meant week in dubai "

Is being clean non-negotiable?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry meant week in dubai

Is being clean non-negotiable?

-Courtney"

Too late now..he clearly states none mucky

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

Of course it's negotiable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry meant week in dubai

Is being clean non-negotiable?

-Courtney

Too late now..he clearly states none mucky

Stay out of it! You're ruining my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry meant week in dubai

Is being clean non-negotiable?

-Courtney

Too late now..he clearly states none mucky

Stay out of it! You're ruining my chances

Okies my lips are sealed..i hope yours will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it's negotiable

I think I just got myself a week in Dubai

I think I might be washing my hair that week, though....its pretty mucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it's negotiable

I think I just got myself a week in Dubai

I think I might be washing my hair that week, though....its pretty mucky

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

Pm me if ur serious

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Of course it's negotiable

lol *smh* (shaking my head)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it's negotiable

I think I just got myself a week in Dubai

I think I might be washing my hair that week, though....its pretty mucky

Dont forget my duty free..i smoke Bensons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it's negotiable

lol *smh* (shaking my head) "

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

Np ill get u Bensons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

I helped him get a holiday partner...hes appreciative about it

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

I helped him get a holiday partner...hes appreciative about it

no you didn't she's washing her hair that week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If it was when the Grand Prix was on I'd have put a skirt on and come with you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

I helped him get a holiday partner...hes appreciative about it

no you didn't she's washing her hair that week lol"

I'll be busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

I helped him get a holiday partner...hes appreciative about it

no you didn't she's washing her hair that week lol"

Looks like im off to Dubai

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm looking for a single or two genuine bi femalese to take me on holiday for a week.. anywhere will do..

you can be as dirty as you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a single or two genuine bi femalese to take me on holiday for a week.. anywhere will do..

you can be as dirty as you like.

Start your own thread then

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

I helped him get a holiday partner...hes appreciative about it

no you didn't she's washing her hair that week lol

Looks like im off to Dubai

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Np ill get u Bensons lol

Aww thanks

you ain't heard what he wants in return yet

I helped him get a holiday partner...hes appreciative about it

no you didn't she's washing her hair that week lol

Looks like im off to Dubai

have fun now

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Pm me if ur serious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details"

...why does Banged Up Abroad spring to mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will we be having one of those fake weddings for religious purposes?

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

No wedding nothing with weird just a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wedding nothing with weird just a holiday "

Maybe down to interpretation, but a 4 week holiday with a stranger IS weird !

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

One week it 4 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One week it 4 weeks

Either way ...

Why not go on your own and meet some lasses whilst you are away ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate would probably go with you.............if she can pack her own case

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

...why does Banged Up Abroad spring to mind...

banged up the garry glitter abroad is more likely the outcome here....

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

I'm on business for a couple days then free for a couple days ain't got time so taking someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wedding nothing with weird just a holiday

Maybe down to interpretation, but a 4 week holiday with a stranger IS weird !"

It's not that weird to mt tbh, i'd go for the adventure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wedding nothing with weird just a holiday

Maybe down to interpretation, but a 4 week holiday with a stranger IS weird !

It's not that weird to mt tbh, i'd go for the adventure."

Get packin' then

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

Pm if ur serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wedding nothing with weird just a holiday

Maybe down to interpretation, but a 4 week holiday with a stranger IS weird !

It's not that weird to mt tbh, i'd go for the adventure.

Get packin' then

Got no passport.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

This is funny,it's gonna have to be one of you guys

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"4 weeks is a long time with a stranger.

good luck though and have a great time"

4 seconds is excruciating with some

Some guys can't get meets, for love nor holidays.

Op - does the genuine woman get her own room and how much of an unrestricted holiday would she have? Is she expected to give you sex on tap? How much time would you expect to spend together before you fly?

Did you consider it would improve or worsen your chances of company if you'd added profile pics?

Which hotel is it? 3,4,5,7 stars? Economy, business or first class flights? If she's a frequent flier with a specific airline, will you fly on her airline of choice, so that she can earn airmiles? what are your friends doing, can they not give you company?

What will you do whilst there? Watersports, jewellery shopping etc?

I can think of one or two things to clarify before you pitch your stall.

I fly first class with British airways, due to my Gold Executive Club card fyi. But probably not an ideal match.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think it's just a one week holiday folks.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

In many respects going abroad with someone who's formerly a stranger, could be considered more secure than a home meet. Identity and passport checks, genuine photos taken - probably without sky remotes - and guaranteed not just a 2 second shag: You've a week to, er, have an endurance shag. After sun could keep your red raw clunge from smarting too much.

Return dripping with diamonds, gold etc, after enjoying your shopping trips together.

Why stay pasty white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details

...why does Banged Up Abroad spring to mind...

banged up the garry glitter abroad is more likely the outcome here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In many respects going abroad with someone who's formerly a stranger, could be considered more secure than a home meet. Identity and passport checks, genuine photos taken - probably without sky remotes - and guaranteed not just a 2 second shag: You've a week to, er, have an endurance shag. After sun could keep your red raw clunge from smarting too much.

Return dripping with diamonds, gold etc, after enjoying your shopping trips together.

Why stay pasty white? "

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 weeks is a long time with a stranger.

good luck though and have a great time

4 seconds is excruciating with some

Some guys can't get meets, for love nor holidays.

Did you consider it would improve or worsen your chances of company if you'd added profile pics?

What will you do whilst there? Watersports, jewellery shopping etc?

I can think of one or two things to clarify before you pitch your stall.

I fly first class with British airways, due to my Gold Executive Club card fyi. But probably not an ideal match."

Pmsl because the version of watersports that popped into my head was the fab version, and I wondered how bad the Dubai punishment for that would be if you weren't married.

There are several cases of people being arrested just for kissing in public in Dubai if memory serves.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There may not be much kissing in public if you don't leave your room for a week - maybe you're too weak or immobilized to walk?

Has op put his pics up yet? Hordes could be tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i "bombed" out now

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By *unguy OP Man
over a year ago

lozells

Im offering a holiday far a week in dubai I want a woman to join me no fake marriage no time wasters u will b sharing a room in 4 star hotel ill b busy on business first few days after that will b free want a nsa fun

I'm interested in a social meet b4 we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney"

Are you horn? The op might compromise.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

Are you horn? The op might compromise....."

I already got the compromise on my cleanliness. But I'm actually washing my hair that week so I won't be able to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would.....but I'm not clean. Damn, so close!

-Courtney

Are you horn? The op might compromise.....

I already got the compromise on my cleanliness. But I'm actually washing my hair that week so I won't be able to go

Have you had that shower yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still looking for a genuine woman who is clean and horn who would like to join me 4 a weeks holiday in October to dubai all expenses paid leave msg for more details"
I would I'm clean but not a woman and not gay ,a silhouette? Are you genuine? Let's see your cash ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Im offering a holiday far a week in dubai I want a woman to join me no fake marriage no time wasters u will b sharing a room in 4 star hotel ill b busy on business first few days after that will b free want a nsa fun

I'm interested in a social meet b4 we go

If you start another thread in the meet section I will make sure it isn't hijacked with people who have no interest in your offer.

Good luck

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