FabSwingers.com forum: Oh the shame......!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend

He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!

That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!

And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think this might be the reason milkmen still exist

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just this minute remembered that during my meet last night my milkman turned up to collect his money. He looked through the glass in the kitchen door and was presented with the sight of me with my boobs out straddling my lovely friend

He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!

That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!

And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.

If you like him make a play for him next time he delivers the milk lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*applying for a job as a milkman in Ripon*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet yer curdled his milk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I bet you made his week!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Should of asked if the milkman only knocks twice.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm going to become a milkman

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet milkmen and window cleaners have many tales to tell.......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that warrants a discount?

That'll be one he can tell down the pub for the rest of his career!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might be leaving you an extra pint as a tthank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet milkmen and window cleaners have many tales to tell......."

I've been caught out by the windows cleaner before.. passionate moment in the kitchen and we could just hear him whistling away lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

It who Is it I meant he

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.

I bet, I'm sure he will get over seeing your boobage just act like nothing happened it will be forgotten in no time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!

That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!

And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.

I'm giving up on college and becoming a milkman

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay him online for a bit?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.

I bet, I'm sure he will get over seeing your boobage just act like nothing happened it will be forgotten in no time

ha it sounds like this has happened before

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

OP, I seem to have some post for you...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Cool story

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Your milkshake brings the boys to the door .. I bet your the talk of the dairy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your milkshake brings the boys to the door .. I bet your the talk of the dairy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You know that's the story of his year so far don't you?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha excellent! It's little "happenings" like that that make fab so much fun!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I panicked and dealt with it really badly

I removed myself from my Fab friends lap, scuttled to the living room and hissed "make him go away!" I now owe my friend 20 quid.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Put a privacy curtain or blind up over the glass .. would not like anyone peering into my house

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I used to know a joke about milkmen and leaving cream in a back passage

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a privacy curtain or blind up over the glass .. would not like anyone peering into my house

I have a full length door curtain, which I very unusually neglected to draw.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.

He's the one who should feel awkward. You were having sex in the privacy of your own home, he should have walked away and returned at another time. I think he was rude.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You maybe made his day that little bit better

If he starts leaving a gold top bottle for free every week then I think the awkwardness should disappear

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.

He's the one who should feel awkward. You were having sex in the privacy of your own home, he should have walked away and returned at another time. I think he was rude."

What? That sounds like reasonable and sensible behaviour to me. I don't think that's allowed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Or it could of thought put those boobs away I'm just here to collect my money...just thought I'd be different this morning...not all men are about sex

Whatever he was thinking I'm still going to feel pretty awkward for a while.

He's the one who should feel awkward. You were having sex in the privacy of your own home, he should have walked away and returned at another time. I think he was rude.

What? That sounds like reasonable and sensible behaviour to me. I don't think that's allowed

Yes, sorry

I'll get my coat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The only choice is to brazen it out. He should have knocked and not gone peeking. I do find it quite funny though (and that funny is based on hindsight; I had a similarly cringeworthy experience years ago in an upstairs bedroom on the floor with the curtains open and didn't hear the window cleaner).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!

That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!

And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.

It sounds like your friend was very cool under pressure

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!

That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!

And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.

It sounds like your friend was very cool under pressure

Absolutely. And didn't tease me mercilessly AT ALL! A true gentleman

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Should of asked if the milkman only knocked one out, twice. "

Corrected it for you

Mr ddc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist

What's the betting he's not a milkman he's just selected some local hotties and delivers milk so he can perv into kitchens and watch them get a good seeing to?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He didn't leave either, and we had to get up and pay him!

That blissful half hour after waking and remembering good things has given way to an utter cringefest. I won't be able to make eye contact for 6 months at least!

And before anyone asks, yes milkmen still exist and I have milk in glass bottles delivered every morning, old-school style.

It sounds like your friend was very cool under pressure

Absolutely. And didn't tease me mercilessly AT ALL! A true gentleman

Best kind of friend

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist

What's the betting he's not a milkman he's just selected some local hotties and delivers milk so he can perv into kitchens and watch them get a good seeing to?

And his 7 year wait has finally paid off! Now that's perving with dedication.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"think this might be the reason milkmen still exist

What's the betting he's not a milkman he's just selected some local hotties and delivers milk so he can perv into kitchens and watch them get a good seeing to?

And his 7 year wait has finally paid off! Now that's perving with dedication."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm willing to bet you have a different milkman every week now, they'll be taking it in turns, in the vain hope of all getting to gawp.

Joking aside, he should have dissappeared asap and not even let you know he was ever there....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread